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The Pillow Book Mini-Special (Feng Jiu Edition) – Part 7
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I am sure after last week mini-specials on Dong Hua, you can guess who’ll be featured in this week mini-specials. Yes, she is the foxy Bai Feng Jiu, the long suffering victim of our Dijun’s bullying:P Who or What should I do next week?
Character Profile
Name: Bai Feng Jiu
Gender: Female
Height: (estimate is above 1.60 but below 1.70)
Age: About 32,200 years old
Species: Scarlet fox
Nationality: Qing Qiu
Residence: Fox hole
Hobbies: Go to make up cla.s.ses, cooking, chat with Xiao Yan, bully by Dong Hua
Target of Affection: Meng Shao, Cang Yi Shenjun
Commonly called: Feng Jiu, Her Royal Highness Feng Jiu, Princess Nine Songs (……), Xiao Bai (Dijun exclusive use)
Rank: Anyway, much lower than Dong Hua
Weapons: Tao Zhu sword
Clothing: White when in mourning. Vibrant colour like red which is Dijun’s preference:P
Hair Color: Black
(When Feng Jiu’s ‘bully by Dong Hua’ encounters Dijun’s ‘bully Feng Jiu’ …
When Feng Jiu’s species ‘scarlet fox’ encounters Dijun’s species ‘stone’….) (It is just too miserable ……:(
One
Feng Jiu is holding a book, looking at it seriously.
Dong Hua: “What are you looking at?”
Feng Jiu: “In the mortal world there is a thing called ‘yoga’ which can shape your body to look more beautiful.”
Dong Hua: “Shaping the body? You do not need to. . .”
Feng Jiu: (ignore Dong Hua) “I should go and have a look!”
The next day, Feng Jiu has a defeated look on her face.
Dong Hua: (look at Feng Jiu) “What happened?”
Feng Jiu: “I went to learn yoga. The instuctior asked us to close our eyes and relax. . .”
Dong Hua (cast cold sidelong glances): “Then?”
Feng Jiu: “When I relaxed. . . I fell asleep. . .”
Dong Hua said calmly: “Indeed only you can do such a thing!”
Feng Jiu: ” . .”
Two
Dijun has been invited to go to Xi Tian to revise the Buddist scriptures, for three month.
On the day he is leaving, Feng Jiu reluctantly sent Dijun until southern heavenly gate: “You really must go for three months, such a long time?”
“… Ah.”
“One day less also cannot?”
“… Ah.”
“Three months, very long ah!”
“… Ah.”
“You leave for so long, what is going to happen to my homework, who will do it?”
“I have already helped you to finish your homework for the next three months.”
“Why you did not tell me earlier? I am going back to catch up on my sleep!”
Three
Feng Jiu: “Warrior Xiao Yan, why you always fail to get Ji Heng’s love?”
Xiao Yan (pointing to the sky with indignant tears): “I, your grandpa …… cannnot beat ice face, because I don’t look as handsome as him.”
Xiao Yan (looking at Feng Jiu): “You actually manage to get together with ice face, will certainly have a lot of experience in love?”
Feng Jiu (look embarra.s.sed): “My cooking is quite good.”
Dong Hua (closing the Buddhist scriptures and shaking his head): “No, it is because you are more silly compared to Ji Heng.”
Feng Jiu: “Do you mean that, if I’m smarter than Ji Heng, you will like Ji Heng?”
Dong Hua (say softly): “But you will not be smarter than Ji Heng, this is a fact.”
Four
One day Feng Jiu consulted Xiao Yan: “Seriously, I have been rather curious as to how you manage to become the Blue Ghoul Lord ?”
Xiao Yan trying to turn the stone table into powder with his slender right hand, full of pride said : “Of course, with my fist.”
He turned to look at her: “You manage to become the female monarch of Qing Jiu at such a young age, will certainly be able to understand I, your grandpa’s experience?”
Feng Jiu: “I cannot understand, I can ascend the throne thanks to being a rich third generation though inheritance. ”