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The Pillow Book Mini-Specials (Dong Hua Edition) – Part 6
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It is with great sadness and reluctance for me to inform followers of the mini specials that this will be the final one. Since our Dijun is well-loved and has always been the one with the best punch lines, it is fitting for him to be featured in this final post.
Character Profile
Name: Dong Hua
Gender: Male
Height: Specific height untraceable
Age: Specific age untraceable
Spirit Age: Specific spirit age untraceable
Species: Stone (…)
Nationality: (Will just say he is from the East)
Residence: Tai Chen Palace
Hobbies: Fis.h.i.+ng, reading Buddhist scriptures, bullying Feng Jiu
Target of Affection: Ji Heng, Feng Jiu (typical), other specific figures untraceable
Commonly called: Dijun, Dong Hua, Dong Hua Dijun, teacher (Ji Heng), ice face (Xiao Yan)
Rank: Emperor
Weapon: Cang’he sword
Clothing: Billion of years also unchanged purple robe
Hair Style: Distinctive silver color
(Once encountering Dijun, all those digital stuff all become “untraceable” …… Dijun you are just … too strong)
One
A particular day, Feng Jiu and Dong Hua were discussing emotional issues.
Feng Jiu: “Did you fall in love with me at first sight or slowly with the progress of time?”
Dong Hua: “After a long time.”
Feng Jiu: “I fell in love with you at first sight ar …”
Dong Hua : “To fall in love at first sight one must at least look decent.”
Feng Jiu: “……”
Two
Feng Jiu (looking at the mosquito bites on her legs unhappily): “I especially hate summer! Mosquitoes are everywhere ……”
Dong Hua: “Oh? How come I did not get bitten?”
Feng Jiu took this opportunity to retaliate: “Because Dijun has very thick skin so they cannot penetrate through it.”
Dong Hua: “Actually, I am thinking of a problem.”
Feng Jiu: “What problem?”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, do you think the IQ of those mosquitoes who have bitten you will decrease?”
Feng Jiu:” ….”
Three
Dong Hua: “You are going to cook today, Feng Jiu?”
Feng Jiu (looking annoyed): “Which day I did not cook?”
Dong Hua: “Oh yes, I can see you have been working very hard … so I will cook today!”
Feng Jiu: “Ok, what are you going to cook?”
Dong Hua (thinking for a long time): “Sweet and sour fish, I can cook this dish relatively well.”
Feng Jiu (hollow laugh): “Dijun I can see that you are very tired after reading the Buddhist scriptures … so …… I will cook.”
Four
Lian Song: “I heard that you have started to like Feng Jiu when she was only a little fox?”
Dong Hua: “Ah?”
Lian Song (serious): “In the mortal world, they usually call this ‘fox fetish’.”
Dong Hua: “… … I heard that you treat Cheng Yu expecially well, to the extend if she say east, you will not dare to say west?”
Lian Song (use the fan to cover his face): “You flatter me ~~ it should be this way.”
Dong Hua: “In the mortal world, they usually call this ‘hen-pecked husband’.”
Lian Song: “… …”
Five
Three hundred years ago, when Feng Jiu is still Dong Hua’s pet, Lian Song took Cheng Yu to Tai Chen Palace for a visit.