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Feng Jiu: “You are not afraid, I will drag down the IQ of your son in the future?”
Dong Hua: “I worry, but I calculated, even if you drag it down, he will still be above average.”
Feng Jiu: “… Kindly tell me a lie, will you die? You don’t ridicule me for one day, will you die?”
Dong Hua: “No.”
Feng Jiu: “Then …”
Dong Hua: “But I will not be able to sleep.”
Feng Jiu: “…”
Seven
Feng Jiu and Dong Hua’s quarrel.
Dijun: “You cooked sweet and sour fish for Su Mo Ye to eat.”
Feng Jiu: “Tomorrow, I’ll also cook for you to eat.”
Dijun: “Somemore you danced for him to see.”
Feng Jiu: “Tomorrow, I’ll also dance for you to see.”
Dijun: “You went on a date with him but did not bring me along.”
Feng Jiu: “Stop complaining. If you are so unahppy, you can also go and dance for him to see, go on a date with him without bringing me so we’re even!”
Dijun is silent for a long time: “I can cook sweet and sour fish for him to eat.” (Eating Dijun’s sweet and sour fish can poison people as after eating them Feng Jiu shed so much fur …)
Feng Jiu: “……”
Eight
Don’t know where Dong Hua heard that Feng Jiu has good cooking skill. He called her to come every day to cook for him.
Finally Feng Jiu could not withstand and revolt: “Although Dijun has a highly respected status, I am also the female monarch of Qing Qiu. So, it is inappropriate for someone like me to go and cook for you.”
Dong Hua: “I do not mind. You mind?”
Feng Jiu: “… Yes, I do mind!”
Dong Hua: “Oh, then you have to learn to accept it.”
Feng Jiu: “……”
Nine
After a long time, all the female immortals in heaven collectively get a day off on International Women’s Day.
Dong Hua Dijun asked His Royal Highness the Prince for a day off from partic.i.p.ating in a function on the ground that: “Today is International Women’s Day, so I have to wait on Xiao Bai (Feng Jiu), cook, and look after the children.”
Feng Jiu said: “I usually have to wait on you, cook and take care of the children as well, so how come I did not take leave?”
Dong Hua: “Ya, I am curious, as to why you do not take leave?”
Feng Jiu: “……”
Ten
Recently, Dijun has toothache and Xiao Yan wanted to go and laugh at him. He heard Feng Jiu has made plenty of plum parfaits to entertain him. But he did not see even a single piece while he was drinking his tea so he asked Feng Jiu: “Where is the plum parfaits you made?”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun has finished them all.”
Xiao Yan: “Didn’t he has toothache?”
Feng Jiu: “He endured the pain and the possibility of breaking his tooth to finish eating them.”
Xiao Yan: “…… What is he up to?”
Feng Jiu: “He said eventhough he has toothache, you should not even think you can fare any better …”
Dijun, you killed your enemy 800 times but self-injured yourself 1000 times. (帝君你真是杀敌八百自伤一千)
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