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Three Lives Three Worlds (三生三世) Mini-Special – Part 1

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For fans of Three Lifes, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms who miss the book and little dough. Also, for fans of Three Lifes, Three Worlds, The Pillow Book who are patiently waiting for the English translation. A big thank you to  for translating both books to English. I found some mini specials and want to share them with fans of both books. I can’t read Chinese so there might be errors or omissions in my translation, so please don’t lodge a complain:) If you want to rant or rave about the books, you can come & visit at the book bar. Hope you enjoy them !

One

This year, it is popular to organise beauty pageant in Jiu Cong Tian. Every year, the most beautiful one will be selected from beauties from all corner of the universe.

First year, Bai Qian was selected, second year was Feng Jiu, in the third year was Feng Jiu, the fourth year was Feng Jiu and fifth year is also Feng Jiu.

Little dough consulted Siming Shenjun: “My mummy really is not as beautiful as sister Feng Jiu?”

Siming Shenjun : “No, it is because your dad only acted as a judge for one year, whereas Dong Hua Dijun served for four years.”

Netizen’s Addition:

Later, Bai Qian and Feng Jiu felt this kind of activity is really boring and detrimental to their husbands’ well-established image in the four corners of the universe. Thus, they asked Zhe Yan to take over as a judge … So the winner in the sixth year is Zhe Yan, seventh year is Zhe Yan, eighth year is Zhe Yan, ninth year is Zhe Yan, the tenth year is still Zhe Yan:P

Two

Cheng Yu hastily come to look for little dough: “There is good news and bad news to tell you. Which one do you want to hear first?”

Little dough: “… the good news.”

Cheng Yu: “Your father played chess with Dijun (Emperor) and won.”

Little dough: “… the bad news?”

Cheng Yu: “Dijun bestowed Gun Gun to your father as your marriage partner.”

Little dough: “Isn’t Gun Gun a guy? ” (Bai Gun Gun is Dong Hua & Feng Jiu’s unborn son)

Cheng Yu: “So, now you understand why I say this is bad news …”

Three

Little dough sighed and squatted beside Dong Hua: “I’m a little sad today.”

“Ah? ”

“I was chosen as the first one in the cla.s.s to come out to recite the Buddha scripture.”

“Then?”

“But the teacher did not praise me:( He said my father can recite the scripture back to front at my age. I blew out”

“That’s normal.”

“Why?”

“Because your father married your mother who pa.s.sed on her gene to you, so it dragged down your IQ”

“…”

Four

One day, little dough consulted Dong Hua Dijun: “My mummy told me that I must become a good-hearted person. Only with a beautiful soul, there will be plenty of beauties who will like me in the future. Brother Dong Hua, you like sister Feng Jiu because her soul is very beautiful? ”

Dong Hua: “I like her very beautiful appearance.” Paused: “So you should strive hard to bcome handsome, this is most important.”

Five

Little dough had a heart to heart talk with Dong Hua: “Recently, I increasingly dislike my father. He always monopolizes my mummy to the extent that I do not get much opportunity to sleep with her. Don’t you think he has gone too far?  She is my mummy, not his mother!”

Dong Hua: “If I am your dad, I will send you to Mount Kunlun for apprentices.h.i.+p, only let you return once in every ten thousand years. Your father is too soft-hearted.”

Someone asked the little dough what was his reaction after hearing that.

The little dough did not have any reaction.

That is because the little dough was scared to tears:(

Six

Not long after, Dong Hua and Feng Jiu got married.