Part 17 (2/2)
”I see, an unexpected wife and reinforcements. Are we antic.i.p.ating a battle of some kind, my dear?”
”If I were, I should only have to set the enemy against the sharp barbs of Felicity's tongue to rout them thoroughly. The size of my traveling party is, however, entirely unintentional.”
Miss Hisselpenny acted a bit guilty at that statement.
Lord Maccon gave his wife a look of profound disbelief.
Alexia went on. ”Felicity and Tunstell are procuring transportation as we speak.”
”How thoughtful of you, to bring me my valet.”
”Your valet has been a resounding nuisance.”
Miss Hisselpenny gasped.
Lord Maccon shrugged. ”He usually is. There is an art to irritation that only few of us can achieve.”
Lady Maccon said, ”That must be how werewolves select personalities for metamorphosis. Regardless, Tunstell was required. Professor Lyall insisted upon a male escort, and as we were traveling by dirigible, we could not bring a member of the pack.”
”Better not to anyway, seeing as this is someone else's territory.”
A polite clearing of the throat occurred at that juncture, and the Maccons turned about to find Madame Lefoux hovering nearby.
”Ah, yes,” said Lady Maccon. ”Madame Lefoux was also on board the dirigible with us. Quite unexpectedly. unexpectedly.” She emphasized the last word for her husband's benefit so that he might understand her concern over the inventor's presence. ”I believe you and my husband are already acquainted, Madame Lefoux?”
Madame Lefoux nodded. ”How do you do, Lord Maccon?”
The earl bowed slightly and then shook Madame Lefoux's hand, as he would a man. Lord Maccon's opinion appeared to be that if Madame Lefoux dressed as a male, she should be treated as such. Interesting approach. Or perhaps he knew something Alexia did not.
Lady Maccon said to her husband, ”Thank you for the lovely parasol, by the way. I shall put it to good use.”
”I never doubted that. I am a little surprised you have not already.”
”Who says I have not?”
”That's my sweet, biddable little wife.”
Ivy said, surprised, ”Oh, but Alexia is not sweet.”
Lady Maccon only grinned.
The earl seemed genuinely pleased to see the Frenchwoman. ”Delighted, Madame Lefoux. You have business in Glasgow?”
The inventor inclined her head.
”I don't suppose I could persuade you to visit Kingair? I just heard in town that the pack is experiencing some technical difficulties with its aethographic transmitter, newly purchased, secondhand.”
”Good Lord, husband. Does everyone have one but us?” his wife wanted to know.
The earl turned sharp eyes on her. ”Why? Who else acquired one recently?”
”Lord Akeldama, of all people, and he has the latest model. Would you be very cross if I said I rather covet one myself?”
Lord Maccon reflected upon the state of his life wherein he had somehow gained a spouse who could not give a pig's foot for the latest dresses out of Paris but who whined about not owning an aethographic transmitter. Well, at least the two were comparable obsessions so far as expense was concerned.
”Well, my little bluestocking bride, someone has a birthday coming up.”
Alexia's eyes shone. ”Oh, splendid!”
Lord Maccon kissed her softly on the forehead and then turned back to Madame Lefoux. ”Well, can I persuade you to stop over at Kingair for a few days and ascertain if there is anything you can do to help?”
Alexia pinched her husband in annoyance. When would he learn to ask her about these things first?
Lord Maccon captured his wife's hand in one big paw and shook his head ever so slightly at her.
The inventor frowned, a little crease in her creamy forehead. Then, as though the crease had never been, the dimples appeared, and she accepted the invitation.
Alexia managed only a brief, private word with her husband as they piled their luggage into two hired carriages.
”Channing says the werewolves couldn't change all the boat ride over.”
Her husband blinked at her, startled. ”Really?”
”Oh, and Lyall says the plague is moving northward. He thinks it beat us to Scotland.”
Lord Maccon frowned. ”He thinks it's something to do with the Kingair Pack, doesn't he?”
Alexia nodded.
Strangely, her husband grinned. ”Good, that gives me an excuse.”
”Excuse for what?”
”Showing up on their doorstep; they'd never let me in otherwise.”
”What?” Alexia hissed at him. ”Why?” But they were interrupted by Tunstell's return and unparalleled excitement at seeing Lord Maccon.
The rented carriages rattled down the track to Kingair in ever-growing darkness. Alexia was bound to either silence or inanities by the presence of Ivy and Madame Lefoux in their carriage. It was too dark and rainy to see much outside the window, a fact that upset Ivy.
”I did so want to see see the Highlands,” said Miss Hisselpenny. As though there would be some sort of line, drawn on the ground, that indicated transition from one part of Scotland to the next. Miss Hisselpenny had already commented that Scotland looked a lot like England, in a tone of voice that suggested this a grave error on the landscape's part. the Highlands,” said Miss Hisselpenny. As though there would be some sort of line, drawn on the ground, that indicated transition from one part of Scotland to the next. Miss Hisselpenny had already commented that Scotland looked a lot like England, in a tone of voice that suggested this a grave error on the landscape's part.
Inexplicably tired, Alexia dozed, her cheek resting on her husband's large shoulder.
Felicity, Tunstell, and Angelique rode in the other carriage, emerging with an air of chummy gaiety that confused Alexia and tormented Ivy. Felicity was flirting shamelessly, and Tunstell was doing nothing to dissuade her. But the sight of Castle Kingair dampened everyone's spirits. As if to compound matters, as soon as they and all their luggage had alighted and the carriages trundled off, the rain began to descend in earnest.
Castle Kingair was like something out of a Gothic novel. Its foundation was a huge rock that jutted out over a dark lake. It put Woolsey Castle to shame. There was the feel of real age about the place, and Alexia would bet good money that it was a drafty, miserably old-fas.h.i.+oned creature on the inside.
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