Part 47 (2/2)

I wish that my Room had a Floor; I don't so much care for a Door, But this walking around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore!

_Gelett Burgess_.

H was an indigent Hen, Who picked up a corn now and then; She had but one leg On which she could peg, And behind her left ear was a wen.

_Bruce Porter_.

Cleopatra, who thought they maligned her, Resolved to reform and be kinder; ”If, when pettish,” she said, ”I should knock off your head, Won't you give me some gentle reminder?”

_Newton Mackintosh_.

When that Seint George hadde sleyne ye draggon, He sate him down furninst a flaggon; And, wit ye well, Within a spell He had a bien plaisaunt jag on.

_Anonymous_.

There was a young lady of Niger Who smiled as she rode on a Tiger; They came back from the ride With the lady inside, And the smile on the face of the Tiger.

_Anonymous_.

There was a young maid who said, ”Why Can't I look in my ear with my eye?

If I give my mind to it, I'm sure I can do it, You never can tell till you try.”

_Anonymous_.

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