Chapter 1 (1/2)
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“that’s right, they’re F University’s Mr Perfect representatives”
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“Alright, next we’ll have one of the《过火》- Guo Huo He is known as F University’s Mr Perfect¹, and it is said that girls who have seen him can’t help but fall in love, unless at the saht, he is the natural enemy of the unattractive², and the end of Goddesses³”
[1] 高富帅: phrase , as it describes someone who is tall, rich and handsome
[2] 屌丝: is slang used by Chinese netizens andto someone who is born in a humble family, with a mediocre appearance and works in a dead-end job
[3]女神: does not literally ends, but rather refers to women who have superior intellect and charms
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“Let us grandly welco”
Just as the host Sun Siyang, as rather rotund and a had face full of joy, finished his exaggerated introduction, a tall and char youth with facial features that could only be described as deep and e
As he passed Sun Siyang, wang Guangning stared at the other yi?”
Sun Siyang stuck out his tongue then retreated to the side Below the stage, all the girls screamed wildly
“wang Guangning!”
“wang Guangning!”
“wang Guangning!”
The situation seemed almost out of control
wang Guangning smiled flirtatiously, then motioned for everyone below to quieten down He raised thesense of allure sounded out, “Thank you to everyone for coirl I like”
“Waaa!”
Below, the audience was in an uproar A girl’s sharp voice abruptly sounded out, “Is it me?!”
“Sorry, but it isn’t,” wang Guangning cal experienced this before
The audience was once again in chaos
Realising that the situation was beco hurriedly spoke, “This song, I would like to dedicate to Yu Haining from the journalism faculty”
“Waaa!” The audience cried out, as the song started playing and wang Guangning’s voice echoed the
“Was it I who proh?”
wang Guangning sang very well, and coupled with his striking features as well as affectionate and leisurely appearance, it iirls to become intoxicated and heartbroken
wang Guangning gazed at the audience, see felt refreshed
Good He had given her his heart, and with this, he could definitelyto death!
But if she didn’t accept him…then what ‘devote his life to her’ He would strip her naked and throw her out in public⁴
[4] 绝对把张灵逸甩十条街不止: not sure how to translate this, but I got help from another user on Discord Literal translations would be ‘dump for more than ten blocks’ If you have any other ideas, let me know below ;-;
wang Guangning was very handsome and tall, and when he smiled there was even a dimple Most irades, but was also rich and had an excellent temperament
He was simply like an idol actor unfolded in reality Of course, this was only on the surface since at heart, he just a foolish and arrogant youth⁵ However, just feeling proud on the inside was enough as when around others, he would adopt an elegant and hurade of primary school onwards, he was always the nuuy He had countless female suitors and virtually no rivals
[5] 内心拽了个二五八万的中二少年: wasn’t coestions a feeeks back from GZXD and TG, so thank you to theestions, please let me know in the comments
This halo followed him until he came to university Then he yi froeyi shared very si excellent appearances and reputation Zhang Lingyi also ed to retain his title as the xiao cao⁶,and came to this famous university situated in the south
[6] 校草: the male version of 校花 It’s used to describe the nuuy of the school
Therefore, the two youths who fro known as the one and only xiao cao had to share the title at F University This didn’t sit ith either wang Guangning or Zhang Lingyi, and they both ended developing a secret rivalry with each other ever since the beginning of university
If wang Guangning joined the student union, then Zhang Lingyi would join the student associationIf wang Guangning becayi would subsequently become the chairman of the student association
If wang Guangning received the first-grade scholarshi+p of the Marketing departrade scholarshi+p for the Huement department If it is said that today the top beauty of the Finance departhbouring university would invite Zhang Lingyi to participate in activities
These two youths competed from all aspects, from appearances to talent to popularity The students at F university all knew that that these two handsouys ere both the university’s xiao cao were like fire and water, neither one put the other in their eyes Even the girl they both liked were the sa as the department beauty of the journalism faculty
Yu Haining was younger than both wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi, and she possessed a char smile and sweet voice paired with a snohite complexion In a place like the journalism faculty where beauties were as coirls since she was endoith assets that could even topple cities
At F University’s final co was invited as a special guest Wearing white cotton skirt and leisurely carrying a violin up the stage, he pure and refined aura captivated the entire school
To wang Guangning who didn’t put any of the girls at F University in his eyes, only Yu Haining who possessed superior qualities was regarded as being worthy of hi who enjoyed being fervently chased after by the girls in the university, decided to chase after a girl himself
Yet unexpectedly, Zhang Lingyi also took fancy to Yu Haining After being sent a bouquet of flowers fro would then receive chocolate froo to the library with Yu Haining on Saturday, then Zhang Lingyi would definitely ask Yu Haining out for a walk in the university on Sunday Yet just like their previous coyi were both equally
Yu Haining accepted wang Guangning’s roses, but also accepted Zhang Lingyi’s chocolate She agreed to go read at the library ang Guangning, yet also accoyi on a walk around the university They could accept there being tinners for all other coirl, they could not!
Therefore, wang Guangning thought that it ’s heart He spent nearly a day surfing Baidu and Weibo, until he finally came up with the perfect solution In December every year, F University would hold a festival in the evening at the gymnasium to welcome new students and bade farewell to the old
wang Guangning believed that such a confession ad, yet deep and yi So by taking advantage of the various connections and relationshi+ps he had accu schemed up this sort of situation
Just as wang Guangning finished the song tenderly, a loud noise interrupted as Sun Siyang stuood news to tell you all!”
Face red with exciteo, our staff received a student’s request to add an extra program…”
As wang Guangning twisted the cap of the bottle ofpre announced in an exaggerated tre Guangning as F University’s xiao cao, and has stolen the hearts of , Yi!”