Chapter 792 - Encourage (2/2)
“I’m not going to,” Ghost said.
When he heard that, Duck Emperor almost fell to the ground in disappointment. He had been patiently encouraging her for so long, yet ended up being rejected.
“Why?”
“I can smell the stench from here. I don’t want to dirty my feet.”
Ghost pouted and said, “Something else.”
“Another task?”
Duck Emperor stroked his chin and pondered. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. “Do you see the latrine over there?”
“I see it. I see it.” Ghost became excited again.
“Pick up a rock and hide by the side. When you see someone poop in it, throw the rock into the latrine. Hehehe… the wastewater will splash all over his butt. Just thinking about that scene makes me excited.” The Duck Emperor cackled like a demon. He was instigating others to do bad deeds and revealed a sly smile.
Ghost listened attentively at first, but she soon frowned. “No, I’m not going.”
“Why?” The emperor responded in English.
“What are you saying?” Ghost asked, a little confused.
“It’s truly sad to be uneducated. I’m merely asking you why,” Emperor Duck responded, feeling superior because of his knowledge of the English language.
“Because it stinks worse than kicking a trash can,” Ghost said.
“Little girl, you’re truly hard to please. I’ll give you another idea.” Duck Emperor stroked its chin and pondered carefully once more.
Thud!
Suddenly, Xiao Luo gave the duck a knock on his head.
Duck Emperor saw stars, and his thoughts were interrupted. He covered his head and glared at Xiao Luo angrily. “What are you doing?”
“Are you done yet? Don’t you know how to teach people to be kind?” Xiao Luo asked in a deep voice.
“It was the little girl who said that she wanted to do something bad. What has it got to do with me?” The Duck Emperor quibbled.
“I just want to beat you up. Any questions?” Xiao Luo said.
The sentence left Duck Emperor at a loss for words. He couldn’t win against Xiao Luo in a fight, and he couldn’t win in an argument either. He tried to reason, but Xiao Luo was only willing to use force to solve problems. So should he confront Xiao Luo? Errm… forget it.
“Hey, which department are you guys from? Why are you wandering around here?”
A loud and clear voice suddenly echoed across to them. Xiao Luo and Ghost turned to look and saw a group of Mu City Academy students, and the one who shouted was among them.
“We are from the Publicity Department,” Xiao Luo responded with the primer that Hu Qingsong had prepared for him in advance.
“Since you are from the Publicity Department, stop wasting time. Quickly inform everyone to report to Elder Zheng.”
With that, the group of people hurried past them.
“D*mn it, looks like the news has circulated. That Elder Zheng is gathering everyone to search for us, even if they have to dig three feet underground,” Duck Emperor lamented as he stared at the departing backs of the students.
“I’m thrilled about it. It is as much fun as playing hide-and-seek with Louis and the others when I was a kid,” Ghost said excitedly.
Xiao Luo was speechless for a moment. Then he scanned his surroundings and spotted a mountain. On it, he saw a forest and realized it would be good to hide there while the entire academy was on the alert.
Xiao Luo pointed at the mountain. “Let’s go there.”
“That’s a good idea. If we hide there, they definitely won’t be able to find us.” Ghost’s almond eyes glowed as she chuckled.
“Little girl, you have a big heart,” the Duck Emperor said as he put his hand to his forehead.