Chapter 793 - Paraded Out (1/2)

Xiao Luo led Ghost and the Duck Emperor onto a deserted mountain. He looked around. Though it was a dense forest, he noticed many trails created by frequent foot traffic.

If Xiao Luo had not seen the ancient architecture outside but only saw the forest, he would have thought it was the mountain behind his university. Both places had a lot in common—the quietness and the sound of tweeting birds. He used to spend a lot of time with Zhao Mengqi strolling on that mountain when they were in love until they saw a used condom there. Ever since then, they had never gone back there again. The condom seemed to create a psychological barrier for them.

Rumor had it on the Internet that mountains behind many universities were great places for sex. He had never expected it to be accurate and that their university was one of those universities.

While he was deep in thought, something which was happening on the trail rendered him speechless.

He heard a woman moaning. She was trying to keep her voice down. He had sex with Su Li a few times, so he certainly could tell it was a woman moaning while having sex. He looked in the direction where the noise came from and vaguely saw a naked couple in the forest. With the ground being their bed and the sky being their blanket, they were having intense sex.

The man was on top of the woman. He seemed to be quite a performer. His every hump made the woman underneath him moan lustily.

“What noise is that?”

As a member of the Sucking Blood Clan, Ghost’s five senses were very acute. She certainly could hear what Xiao Luo was hearing. Just like Xiao Luo, she also saw the couple about sixty miles away. Blinking, she asked curiously, “Gee, handsome Luoluo, what are they doing? Fighting? But why are they fighting naked?”

Fighting?

Xiao Luo almost choked.

“A fight? Where? Where?” The Duck Emperor was very excited.

“There. Do you not see those two?” Ghost pointed at the couple.

The Duck Emperor looked in the direction in which she pointed. Then he said earnestly, “Silly girl, you are so ignorant. They are not fighting. They are doing the most beautiful thing in the world.”

“Ahem, ahem…”

Xiao Luo coughed and gave Duck Emperor a stare as a warning for him to hold his tongue. If he influenced Ghost in an unsavory manner, he would not let him off easily.

However, Ghost did not know what he was talking about at all. “But the most beautiful thing in the world is to have an endless supply of delicious food, isn’t it?”

“It is because you have never done this before. That is why you think the most beautiful thing in the world is to have endless delicious food. Once you have done this, you will change your mind,” continued the duck. He ignored Xiao Luo’s warning look and went on misleading Ghost.

“Really?” Ghost asked doubtfully.

“Of course. Try it with this god damned jerk if you do not believe me. Then you tell me whether it is true,” said Duck Emperor while he glanced at Xiao Luo.

“Okay. That’s a great idea.”

The suggestion thrilled Ghost. She could hardly wait. Going up to Xiao Luo, she said, “Handsome Luoluo, let us do it, shall we?”

Xiao Luo gave her a knock on her head. Covering her head with her hands, she pouted and looked at Xiao Luo with a pitiful face. “That hurts,” she said.

Xiao Luo scolded her, “Great idea, my foot. You know nothing. The damn duck is talking nonsense. Do not believe him!”

Then, he reached out to grasp Duck Emperor’s neck and threw him toward a tree.

WHOOSH!

The Duck Emperor hit the tree hard, like a small cannonball. “Quack!” He let out a painful scream and slid to the ground feebly, like a pile of mud.

“He is killing me… He is killing a poor duck…”

The Duck Emperor screamed as loudly as he could after falling to the ground.

Xiao Luo went toward the mountain peak, paying no attention to him.

Ghost was much nicer. She walked over, picked up Duck Emperor, and put him into her pocket. “Duckling? Did you lie to me? If not, why would handsome Luoluo be so angry?”