58 Man and a Rock (2/2)

Xiao Luo rolled his eyes. He opened the door and hopped in the front passenger seat. ”Cut the crap. I'm hungry! Let's quickly find a place to eat.”

”What about the hot, pretty girls? Didn't I tell you to bring some with you?”

Zhang Dashan yelled but didn't linger at the school gate. He slowly started the car and headed for the city.

”You seem so thirsty. I think I need to order a doll for you online,” Xiao Luo joked.

”That's good, but I want one imported from Japan, and it has to be the real thing. I don't want the inflatable kind that only costs around twenty dollars. It's too damn shoddy and can never hold up against a few violent thrusts from me,” Dashan laughed mischievously.

”Get lost, you bastard!” Xiao Luo wanted to kick him.

”Bwahaha...”

Zhang Dashan was so excited he deliberately pressed sports mode and stepped on the gas, causing the car's speed to skyrocket in that instant to match his current excitement. However, he did not dare to speed for too long: speed limit signs and traffic monitoring abounded in Jiangcheng. He couldn't even count all the traffic light intersections on his ten fingers and toes.

”By the way, Lao Xiao. You haven't told me what you're doing in Huaye,” asked Zhang Dasjam curiously at a traffic light intersection while waiting for the light to turn green.

”I was entrusted to protect someone.” Xiao Luo felt had nothing to hide from his bro.

”What? Protect someone? When did you become a bodyguard?” Zhang Dashan was more than a little surprised.

Xiao Luo then briefly told him the story of how he met Chu Yunxiong.

”Balls! So you're in Huaye to protect Chu Yunxiong's daughter. The same Chu Yunxiong who owns Chongshan House?” Zhang Dashan's eyes immediately widened. Whoa. This was some story.

Xiao Luo said, ”Other than this Chu Yunxiong, there shouldn't be anybody else who goes by that name in Jiangcheng.”

”F*ck me!”

Zhang Dashan looked at Xiao Luo as if he were an alien, ”Bastard, you got to know Chu Yunxiong, a VIP tycoon in Jiangcheng. What a lucky bastard. And you're the one protecting is his daughter? F*ck, isn't it evident he wants you to be his son-in-law?”

”I haven't seen you in a while. Talking bullshit has become your forte,” Xiao Luo said, rolling his eyes.

”Who's talking bullsh*t? Isn't it just like TV? Right, so what does Chu Yunxiong's daughter look like? Is she pretty?” Zhang Dashan asked.

”She's okay, so-so.”

Xiao Luo propped his chin up, giving a fitting and direct evaluation.

”An okay from you means very good.”

Zhang Dashan felt pretty confident about things and said like a shameless rascal, ”Damn it, bro. I don't care. You must take me to see her. I happened to dress up tonight, so I look good...and cool. If I can captivate her, I'll immediately ascend to the pinnacle of my life.”

Xiao Luo took a closer look at him. For real, this dude was dressed very pretentiously and looked passably good: A white shirt with black trousers in the western style. He gave off a strong gentlemanly vibe. His body was passably good, too. There was only one disadvantage--his face was too chubby. Otherwise, his sister, Xiao Ruyi, would have been attracted to him from the beginning.

”Lao Xiao, I have to tell you something.” Zhang Dashan's expression suddenly turned serious.

”What is it?” Xiao Luo frowned.

”Zhao Mengqi was taking the roundabout approach by trying to get some info about your situation from me a few times. She was going to visit you at your home but found that you weren't there. Based on her tone, I think she wants to get back with you.”

Get back together?

Xiao Luo shook his head and smiled, looking at the night scene outside the window. He didn't say a single word; he had already ended the chapter of his life titled Zhao Mengqi.

”A random search on the internet will turn up a lot of negative information about that slimeball Hua Haifeng of Huahai Corporation. He sleeps around with lots of women and changes girlfriends about as often as one turns a page when reading. Zhao Mengqi thought she had slept with someone dependable. Ha! In the end, she'll just get dumped after he's had his fill.” Zhang Dashan said indignantly. He thought that Zhao Mengqi was just a stupid woman.

”Don't talk about her. Let's talk about happier things,” Xiao Luo said.

”That's true. You two have broken up. I don't know why I brought it up. Come on, let's talk about Chu Yunxiong's daughter. How old is she? Does she have a nice body? How's her skin? And most important--does she have a boyfriend?” Zhang Dashan suddenly became energetic and animated.