59 Running into a Familiar Face (1/2)

After parking the car, Xiao Luo and Zhang Dashan walked into a hot pot restaurant.

”Welcome. Please come in, gentlemen!”

A waitress enthusiastically led the two of them to a window seat on the second floor.

When Zhang Dashan saw that the waitress was a beautiful woman, he became playfully teasing. He raised the pitch of his voice and said excitedly, ”Oh, it's you? So you're working here.”

The waitress was startled by his bluff and seriously examined Zhang Dashan, thinking, ”This person seems to know me.”

She carefully asked, ”Excuse me, you are?”

”You've forgotten me? I'm crushed. We met recently, and you even called me bro. Remember?”

Zhang Dashan put on a sad face. His expression suddenly went from excitement to joy to dismay.

The waitress was quite embarrassed now, thinking she must have been careless to forget an acquaintance. She went through her memory over and over again, but when she couldn't find any information about the person in front of her, she became even more panicked, ”I'm sorry, I ... I've forgotten where I've seen you....”

Zhang Dashan covered his heart and said with a bitter and distressed expression, ”How hurtful, I feel hurt. Forget it; just put down the menu. We'll take our time ordering.”

”Sorry, but I honestly don't remember where I met you.”

The waitress was totally in panic mode. The person in front of her didn't seem to be joking at all, which meant that she must have known him but had forgotten all about it. Oh well.

Zhang Dashan waved his hand dismissively and took a deep breath, ”I'm very sad now, and don't want to talk. It's better for you to remember me on your own, it'll come to you, I'm sure.

”Oh...”

The waitress shrugged her shoulders and walked away. She looked back three times for every step she took, struggling to remember just where she had met Zhang Dashan.

Xiao Luo gave Zhang Dashan a thumbs up, ”Aren't you the number one actor!”

He made a waitress suspicious of life with just a few words and expressions. What else could this be but the work of the number one actor?

”Number one actor? What balls. This is a technique for picking up girls. Follow and learn more with me in the future,” Zhang Dashan preached to Xiao Luo while selecting ingredients on the menu.

Xiao Luo lifted his cup and took a sip of warm tea. He joked, ”Don't you usually say things like 'oh, you look so familiar, have we met before?' Why did you change the script?”

”Old friend, it seems that you don't know how to pick up girls at all. Women are very savvy these days. If you ask them where you've met, they can be sure that you're here to pick up girls. They'll ignore you completely. But if you use my method, I can 100% guarantee that the girl will inquire about your information in turn. This is what I have tried on WeChat; it works like a charm.” Zhang Dashan threw the menu in front of Xiao Luo so he could pick a few more ingredients for the hot pot.

Xiao Luo couldn't be bothered to prattle with him in this setting. Besides, he wasn't at all interested in learning how to pick up girls.

”Do you know why women want to get married?” asked Zhang Dashan, suddenly lowering his voice.

Xiao Luo glanced at him, ”When fate brings the right people together at the right time, they'll naturally get married.”

”Wrong,” Zhang Dashan slapped the table.

”Why's that wrong?” Xiao Luo asked.

Zhang Dashan said seriously. ”It's because marriage has balls.”