Part 3 (2/2)
”All right. Go ahead.”
”Self, am knowing friend Bear long ages. Have, till last night, never seen same shaven. Explain.”
The non sequitur took Ragnarson off stride. Then he grinned. Of that device Mocker was past master.
”Exactly what you're thinking. These effete southerners have turned me into a ball-less woman.”
”Okay. On to question about Haroun.”Ragnarson's jaw dropped. His aide, Gjerdrum, demanded, ”How did you...?”
”Am mighty sorcerer....”
The Queen interrupted, ”He gave enough clues, Gjerdrum. Is there anybody else who calls both bin Yousif and the Marshall friend?”
Mocker grinned, winked. Fiana startled him by winking back.
”Too d.a.m.ned smart, this woman,” he mock-whispered to Bragi.
”d.a.m.ned right. She's spooky. But let's stick to the point.”
”Delineate dilemma. Define horns of same.” Mocker's ears were big. He lived in a neighborhood frequented by exiles who followed El Murid's nemesis, Haroun bin Yousif, The King Without a Throne. He knew as much of the man's doings as anyone not privy to his councils. And he knew the man himself, of old. For several years following the El Murid Wars, before he had grown obsessed with restoring Royalist rule to Hammad al Nakir, bin Yousif had adventured with Mocker and Ragnarson. ”Old sand rat friend up to no goods again, eh? Is in nature of beast. Catch up little chipmunk. Does same growl and stalk gazelle like lion? Catch up lion. Does same lie down with lamb? With lamb in belly, maybeso. Mutton chops. Mutton chops! Hai! Has been age of earth since same have pa.s.sed starved lips of impoverished ponderosity, self.”
Bragi prodded Mocker's belly with a sheathed dagger. ”If you'll spare us the gourmet commentary, I'll explain.”
”Peace! Am tender of belly, same being...”
Bragi poked him again. ”This's it in a nutsh.e.l.l. For years Haroun raided Hammad al Nakir from camps in the Kapenrungs. From Kavelin and Tamerice, using money and arms from Altea and Itaskia. I've always looked the other way when he smuggled recruits down from the northern refugee centers.”
”Uhm. So?”
”Well, he became an embarra.s.sment. Then, suddenly, he seemed to get slow and soft.
Stopped pus.h.i.+ng. Now he just sits in the hills with his feet up. He throws in a few guys now and then so's El Murid stays p.i.s.sed, but don't do him no real harm.
”And El Murid just gets older and crankier. You saw his amba.s.sadors?”
”Just so. Snakes in gra.s.s, or maybe sand, lying in wait with viper fangs ready....”
”They're out in plain sight this time. They've delivered a dozen ultimatums.
Either we close Haroun down or they'll do it for us. They haven't so far. But they're on safe ground. Attacking Haroun's camps would cause a stink, but n.o.body would go to war to save them. Not if El Murid doesn't try converting us to the one true faith again. It might even solve a few problems for cities with a lot of refugees. Without Haroun keeping them stirred up, they'd settle down and blend in. Distracting the troublemakers is the main reason Haroun gets help from Raithel.”
Altea's amba.s.sador nodded. Prince Raithel had died recently, but his policies continued.
”So. Old friend, in newfound, secure circ.u.mstance, is asking, should same be safeguarded by selling other old friend down river?”
”No. No. I want to know what he's up to. Why he hasn't done anything the past few years. Part I know. He's studying sorcery. Finis.h.i.+ng what he started as a kid. If that's all, okay. But it's not his style to lay back in the weeds.”El Murid is a sword hanging over Kavelin by a thread. Is Haroun going to cut the thread? You know him. What's he planning?”
Mocker's gaze drifted to his wife's brother Valther. Valther was the shadow man of Vorgreberg, rumored to manage Bragi's cloak and dagger people.
Valther shrugged, said, ”That's all we know. We don't have anybody in there.”
”Oho! Truth exposes bare naked, ugly fundament before eyes of virginal, foolish self. O Pervert, Truth! Begone!” And to Bragi, perhaps the simplest statement he had ever made: ”No.”
”I didn't make my proposition.”
”Am greatest living necromancer. Am reader of minds. Am knowing blackest secret at heart of hearts of one called friend. Am not one to be used.”
Gjerdrum countered, ”But Kavelin needs you!”
An appeal to patriotism? No bolt could have flown wider of its mark. The fat man laughed in Gjerdrum's face. ”What is Kavelin to me? Fool. Look. See self. Am clear blue-eyed Nordmen? Am Wesson?” He glanced at Bragi, shook his head, jerked a thumb at Eanredson.
Bragi knew Mocker. Mocker was terribly upset when he spoke this plainly.
Ragnarson also knew how to penetrate the fat man's distress.
He produced a large gold coin, pretended to examine it in a shaft of light piercing one of the narrow windows. ”How's Ethrian?” he asked. ”How's my G.o.dson?” He spun the coin on the polished tabletop inches beyond Mocker's reach. He produced another, made a similar examination.
The fat man began sweating. He stared at the money the way alcoholics stare at liquor after an enforced abstinence. They were Kaveliner double n.o.bles specially struck for the eastern trade, beautiful pieces with the twin-headed eagle and Fiana's profile in high, frosted relief. They weren't intended for normal commerce, but for transfers between commercial accounts in the big mercantile banks in Vorgreberg. The gold in one piece represented more than a laborer could earn in a year.
Mocker had seen hard times. He did mental sums, calculating temptation's value in silver. The things he could do for Ethrian and Nepanthe....
Ragnarson deposited the second coin atop the first, dropping his eye to table level while aligning their rims. He produced another.
M ocker changed subtly. Bragi sensed it. He stacked the third coin, folded his arms.
”Woe!” Mocker cried suddenly, startling the group. ”Am poor old fat cretin of pusillanimity world-renowned, weak of head and muscle. Self, ask nothings. Only to be left alone, to live out few remaining years with devoted wife, in peace, raising son.”
”I saw the place where you're keeping my sister,” Turran observed, perhaps more harshly than intended.
Bragi waved a hand admonis.h.i.+ngly.
”Hai! Self, am not...”
”Like the old joke,” said Bragi. ”We know what you are. We're d.i.c.kering price.”
Mocker stared at the three gold coins. He looked round the room. Heads pointed his way like those of hounds eager to be loosed.He didn't like it. Not one whit. But gold! So much gold. What he could do for his wife and son....
He had aged, he had mellowed, he had grown concerned with security. Having to care for others can do that to a man.
He raised his left hand, jerkily, started to speak. He looked round again. So many narrowed eyes. Some he didn't know. He had things to say to Bragi, but not here, not now, not before an audience.
”Define task,” he ordered. ”Not that poor old fat mendicant, on brink of old age, near crippled, agrees to undertake same. Only purpose being to listen to same, same being reasonable request to allow before telling man to put same where moon don't glow.”
”Simple. Just visit Haroun. Find out what he's up to. Bring me the news.”
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