Part 44 (1/2)

CoTwo looked. So did Pia. Edsel was advancing on the demon, holding the magic locket before him. She remembered that the locket had to be close to the object before it could be invoked. Could Edsel get close enough?

The demon dropped Pia like a squeezed sponge and focused on the man. ”What do you propose to do about it?” CoTwo demanded.

”I am going to put you inside this magic locket,” Edsel said evenly. ”Just as soon as I get you into its range ”

”Ed. don't tell him that!” Pia cried from the ground. But she was being foolish, because he already had told, giving away the element of surprise.

”Fascinating,” the demon said. ”That really is the magic locket. I thought it was lost centuries ago along with the other Hinge artifacts. Where did you find it?”

”Demon Ted and DeMonica found it,” Edsel said, carefully aiming the front of the locket at CoTwo. ”We recovered it from the Fanta Sea. It's the one thing that will stop you, because when invoked, it puts whatever it is aimed at within, and even a demon can't escape. Once you are safely inside, you will stay there, and only a little of your substance will remain outsid.e Not enough to warm Xanth much. The mountains will cool, and the glaciers will grow again, and the valley below will no longer flood, and the trees will prosper.”

”What arc you-an environmentalist nut or something like that?” CoTwo asked derisively.

”Something like that,” Edsel agreed. He was close to the demon now.

”Don't dally, Ed.” Pia cried. ”Just do it!” Needless delay was sheer folly, when dealing with a brute like CoTwo. ”It won't work,” CoTwo said. ”Oh? Why not?” Edsel held the locket up and opened his mouth, about to invoke it.

The demon's hand swept through the air so fast it left a glowing blur-streak. It s.n.a.t.c.hed the locket from Edsel's hand. ”Because now I have the magic locket,” CoTwo said triumphantly.

Pia screamed. She hated seeming like a helpless damsel, but that was what she had become.

”No.” Edsel said, looking horrified. ”What are you going to do?”

”What do you think, foolish mortal? The same thing you were going to do to me. I'll conjure you into the locket. Then I'll make your girlfriend scream and scream as I ravish her. When she has suffered so much that she can't scream any more. I will break her in half and put her into the locket for you to enjoy. What do you think of that?”

”I can't stand it!” Edsel cried, turning to run away.

CoTwo leaped forward, bearing the locket. He aimed it at Edsel at close range. ”In!” he said as Pia screamed again in sheer despair.

There was an implosion as the locket took in substance. A cloud of smoke puffed around, obscuring the scene.

Pia burst into tears. Not for herself, but for her lost husband ”Oh, Ed-you were so brave, and I'm so undeserving. I'll never forget you or stop loving you.”

The smoke dissipated. There stood Edsel. ”That's great,” he said.

”Ed! You're free!” She wasn't sure she could believe it. She run to hug him. ”What happened? How did you-?”

”Well, I outsmarted him I-”

But as he spoke, a horrible suspicion suffused her. Could this be the demon, emulating Edsel, to torment her further? She had to know.

”Ed. who was I with, before I was with you?”

He looked at her, surprised. ”What has that got to do with the price of beans in Mundania?”

”Just answer. Please.”

”Dug. of course ”

But the demon might have eavesdropped on prior conversations, and picked that up ”How did you get me?”

”We made a bet. My motorcycle against his girlfnend. I won. So-”

”It really is you!” She hugged him again, and kissed him ardently. She couldn't remember ever before being so relieved.

Willow Elf flew down. ”I hate to interrupt, but I need the locket.”

”For sure,” Edsel said. ”But I'd better adjust it first.” He bent and lifted the locket from where it had fallen, and used his fingernail to pry off the front panel.

”What are you doing?” Pia asked, amazed.

”Well, I figured I couldn't get close enough to CoTwo to conjure him in, so I faked him out. I used Monica's slug to put this fake front on the back, so it was actually facing the opposite way it seemed to. Then-”

”So he conjured himself inside!” Pia said. ”Instead of you. That was brilliant, Ed. When he grabbed it, I thought-”

”That was the idea. You really helped, Pia, because you believed ” He handed the locket to Willow. ”Now it's right. Remember to point it the right way when you invoke it.”

”For sure.” Willow agreed, smiling. Then she spread her wings and ascended.

Para Boat waddled up. carrying Justin and Breanna. ”We need to get back to Com-Pa.s.sion's cave, and let Para go,” the Black Wave girl said. ”He's done more than enough for us ”

Ed looked at Pia. ”You know, I just love holding a bare damsel like this. But maybe you'd be warmer in the blanket.”

”For sure.” she agreed, kissing him again. ”Oh. Ed, I love you. I really do. now.”

”Ugh.” DeMonica said. ”Are you two going to get mushy?”

”For sure,” they said together, laughing.

Chapter 12: WEATHER.

The storm seemed to have cleared the air. They packed their gear and rolled up their sleeping bags and started hack along the trail. Their camping excursion would have to be cut short; they needed to get to a computer terminal and to the O-Xone before Dearth struck again.

”Let me make sure I have this straight,” Kim said. ”All you need is to connect with Ed and Pia via the Modemode. and switch back, and then it will all be over?”

”Yes,” Chlorine said. ”Once Nimby is back in his own body, in Xanth, Dearth can't touch him.”

”But couldn't Dearth do something awful to Ed, for vengeance? Like stepping on a nuisance ant?”

”Dearth wouldn't bother. Nimby is all that matters. Once he escapes, the game is done, and Dearth will pay no further attention.”

”Are you sure? That's not the way a human person would react.”

”Demons aren't human. It took Nimby time and concentration to learn any human things, like dreaming. It doesn't come naturally. He wouldn't have done that, if he hadn't gotten so closely involved with human folk, because of his wager. No other Demon has done that. They remain indifferent to antly affairs. It's just not in a Demon to care what happens to Ed or Pia, one way or the other, when their bodies are no longer host to our spirits. They will be perfectly safe.”

”That's a relief.” Kim said.