Vol 5 Chapter 1 (2/2)
Not only has her own son received a proposal by adevelopment, it happened thrice in a row
In the end, mom took all of the books on the shelf out and scattered them on the table
“Mother What the heck…?”
On the cover of one of the books carelessly scattered on the table, ‘Haru-kun’s growth record, part 1’ ritten with a black pen
It seems these books… Go from 1 to 20
Keeping her silence before Zonrowth record, part 1’
And, it was covered full with photos of me since birth (about a year?)
“Nuu… W-what’s with this obscenity!?”
“T-these are Chiharu’s…”
“Kanae-san!? Stop at that page! Aah Don’t flip them so fast!”
Though it’s only natural, a the photos of the newly born me there were photos of me naked mixed in
Though it was fro that others see you naked
“… If I’ it here for such a thing”
Along with those ful words, mom produced a piece of paper from inside the album
What’s… That there!
I, kusurow up I will marry mommy
A sentence written in a round, childish calligraphy
“Erm… Mom What the heck…? I don’t have any recollection of that”
“Isn’t that natural? This is froarten, Haru-kun… Specifically, Iyou the letters”
“Why… Doing this?”
“Of course! I feared that this day would come
Havingcat[9] from who-knohere… I absolutely won’t allow it!”
“Er? It’s scary that you even nonchalantly erprint on it to make it look official”
“Don’t you understand? The only one with the right to marry you is me, your own mother!”
“…”
BLAM Mom hit the table and made a fervent speech
Eeerm
What the heck is this person saying
Why don’t we put in order this situation for now?
If a little while back I thought I was engaged in irls, now even my own mother has proposed to me
Hmm
It still doesn’t make sense to me?
It’s so disgusting that even a snail would run away on two feet sensing the danger[10]
“Wait theeeeeeere!”
And, the one who suddenly came out with that shout was my sister, Manami
I-I beg you
I was at fault Please spare me
No h of this
I’m as fed up as if I had put mayo over seabura tonkotsu ramen[11]
“If we go with that theory, the only one who has the right to marry oniichan is his own blood-related sister, Manami! Oniichan! Look!”
“!?”
I, Kusue here to marry my dearest sister, Manami
Saying that, Manah, has that written
“Hold your horses Manami This sentence, it looks like it ritten recently, but… How come I don’t remember it in the least!?”
“That, it’s obvious!
Ithat this document would come handy one day, Mana oniichan’s!”
“Isn’t that totally no good!?”
Rather, you two, how co those docu whatsoever!?
“… Hey You two, could you let me see those documents for a bit?”
“Haru-kun Molad! Have you decided at last to marry mom?”
“Oniichan Manalad! Have you decided at last to marry your sister?”
With a smile, as I received the documents from the two,
“… (RIP RIP RIP RIP)”
Like that, I vigorously ripped them in halves
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”
“…”
These guys Really noisy
“Haru-kun, you sadistic!”
“Oniichan, you brute!”
“It’s vexing”
“However”
““What blisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! ””
“…”
Uh-oh
These are perfect enraptured faces
Seeingroom with an expression of pure bliss s
“Why is it I… Though I love Chiharu… Thinking about beco family with those two has e”
“…”
Contrasting with the confusing situation of adding chaos into the chaos, Zon words left quite the impression
× × ×
“… How do I put it, I think it’s weird to ask this at this point in time, but, mom, why have you come back so suddenly?”
“Eh? Didn’t they tell you? Haven’t you heard that asoon? To tell you the truth, that guardian monster tamer was me!”
“!? Is that so?”
Certainly, if we go by mom’s true power, it’s understandable that she has been bestoith the i me
“Ufufu Are you glad? Hey Are you glad?”
In a good mood, mom pinched my cheeks
“…”
However… What’s with this uneasy feeling?
In the end, perhaps I long to return back to a normal household…
If I keep thinking about it, I’ll feel like I’ve lost, so I’ll stop thinking
“… Well Though it’s not like that’s the sole reason I came”
References and Translation Notes
Jump up↑ The word is CHOMECHOME (or ｘｘ), which would be blankety-blank or bleep ( censored)
Ju at the brush”, which s lie
Jump up↑ Or lover’s hold
Jump up↑ Oftentimes, the words for the relatives and of the in-law equivalents are the same, only the kanji used varies However, when they are close, try to be close or are simply lazy, they use the kanji of the blood relative to refer to the in-law, as in this case
Jump up↑ This Just FYI, contrary to what ure (Munch hi (the nature)
Ju
Ju to be polite
Jump up↑ A modern-style tsundere
Ju Cat, and lar It is a term used for a home wrecker that steals a h underhanded and lewd means Never used as a compliment outside of Nami from One Piece
Jump up↑ Some kind of idiole foot that doubles as tongue), so that’s the level
Jump up↑ Ramen, you should know; tonkotsu means pork; seabura is the fat on the back, a bit bacon-like You have a peek on the instant version here (BTW Mr EDJUSTED, if they had put another kind of pork piece, it wouldn’t be “seabura” any more)