Part 30 (2/2)

”She has made her bed--or it may even be, her beds,” said Clarence.

”Now why don't you let her lie in it, or them?”

”Well, I don't want to go home,” said Joy a little sadly.

”Let us be optimists, as I suggested some yards back,” said Clarence cheerfully. ”Let us think of the wonderful effect it will all have on Gail's moral nature. By the time she has produced the eight-course dinner which I gather the worthy Dr. Hewitt requires to keep him the good citizen he is, she will be enn.o.bled to a terrible degree. You have heard of the enn.o.bling influence of toil, dear child?”

”I have, but I never believed in it,” said Joy. ”It makes you cross, especially peeling potatoes, and it's bad for your hands. And judging by the number of maids who steal, it doesn't work at all.”

”I suppose,” Clarence resigned himself, ”that if Melisande were still spared to us in the flesh, she really would have talked this way, except that she would have used a few more dots. But one is an idealist. One is jarred. If you could recite, in your soft, clear-cut voice that is so admirably adapted for poetry, a few stanzas of something heartbreaking----” voluntarily.

Joy, not unnaturally, lost patience.

”I have spent my whole life, or a lot more of it than I want to, reciting heartbreaking poetry,” she told him. ”If you want it, go buy a phonograph record. And if you want me out here in the woods with you, stop talking about it!”

She really shouldn't have been so cross. Clarence was supposed to be very clever when he talked. But just then she was only half listening to him, and there came a sudden vision of the night before--the cozy room, and the wood fire, and John across from her, smiling gravely at her, and talking in a way that didn't make her feel, as Clarence's way did, that he was laughing at her underneath, when he thought she couldn't see.

John had told her once that his ideal girl wore something white or blue, and had her hair parted, and was connected in his mind some way with a wood fire. And he had talked and acted as if she was that girl. She'd had on the little blue dress that she'd bought, and made look modern with a fichu of Mrs. Hewitt's....

Clarence's voice interrupted her thoughts, rather plaintively.

”Dear Joy! I _will_ buy a phonograph record! I will buy a whole alb.u.m of them. I will purchase a copy of the Last Ravings of John McCullough, and have it rave to me the last thing every night, as a penance, if you will only stop looking off into s.p.a.ce, and give at least a fair imitation of knowing that I exist.”

Joy's heart misgave her. She really wasn't being very polite.

”Of course you exist,” she said penitently. ”And you are very nice and polite, in your way, and you must make allowance for my not being clever. I keep telling you that all the time.”

”I am delighted that you are not, as you call it, clever,” said Clarence with undoubted sincerity. ”You lack verbal dexterity of a certain kind, because you have never a.s.sociated freely with people you could be disrespectful to. But you are quite a new kind of girl, or else a survival, and I adore you for it. I never thought I was going to adore any one so much. Why, I even think it is humorous when you sit on me, and that, my dear, is a very bad symptom. In short, I am very much in love with you.”

Clarence had a habit of talking that way, and Joy didn't pay much attention to it. In a phrase of his own, it was like kissing over the telephone--it didn't get you anywhere, but it had a cunning sound. It has a warming feeling to think that any one is in love with you, even if you know they aren't. She said as much.

But Clarence became what was, for him, sulky. Clarence had one curious thing about him: he never showed his temper at all, but you couldn't be with him ten minutes without being morally certain that he had a very bad and sullen one, which he merely kept concealed for reasons of his own. Whereas John Hewitt's temper, which undisguisedly was in existence, wasn't a thing you ever thought of excepting rather amusedly and affectionately. It was such a little-boy thing in comparison with the grown-up, responsible rest of him! It would undoubtedly appear some time this afternoon or evening. At the thought of it Joy felt her usual affectionate amus.e.m.e.nt. When it was over he would be very sorry.

”You haven't told me anything about the comic opera yet,” she hinted to Clarence, who had been quite silent for the last while. ”Don't you want to?”

”I do!” said Clarence, coming out of his muse and turning into his ordinary self. ”We will sit down on the next stump or stone we see, and go into the matter thoroughly.”

It was a large flat stone, with a tree for Joy to lean against. They sat down on it, and Clarence pulled the libretto book out of his pocket, and they went to work.

Joy knew the Gilbert and Sullivan operas from a copy of the words that had always been around the house. So there was no delay while she read the book through, as Clarence seemed to have expected.

”To my mind it lies between 'Patience' and 'Iolanthe,'” said Clarence. ”The 'Mikado' has been done to death, and so has 'Trial by Jury.' And 'Princess Ida' is too full of blank verse, and the men's solos are too hard.”

So far as Joy was concerned nothing had been done to death. She would quite willingly have been the humblest chorus-girl in ”Pinafore,” if Clarence had willed to have that much-done cla.s.sic.

But he seemed determined to have her play a large part in whatever it was, and to have whatever it was _Iolanthe_. He wanted to be _Strephon_, it seemed; in fact, he had been. And he wanted Joy for the _Phyllis_ or _Iolanthe_.

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