763 I F*cked a Dog (1/2)
”Is that the one of a kind, seizing the heaven and earth black dog that you said? It doesn't look great.”
In the private room in the restaurant, Zen Master Dog Meat showed Wang Wu the tracing map that she had drawn herself. There was a vivid and realistic image of a big black dog in it. There was also a human figure beside it, but it was hazy and was crowded at the corner of the drawing; It was only a small one, which seemed very perfunctory.
This was the tracing map drawn by the magical spell of a cultivator, which could instantly lock the target's position and show the target's status. Zen Master Dog Meat took a lot of effort to avoid the dog owner before she drew this tracing map. It was just that Wang Wu seemed to see that the dog in the picture was just an ordinary dog and couldn't understand why her friend took a lot of trouble for its meat.
”Ordinary meat dog? This is not your specialty. The dog looks ordinary, but it has a trace of immortal sound in it. I'm afraid it's been passed down since the Age of Desolation. Were it not for my pair of dog-like divine eyes, I wouldn't have been able to see it. This kind of recessive lineage is the rarest. Generally speaking, the immortal lineage is either very strong that its purity will not be reduced generation after generation. Or as time goes by, it declines and dies out. And the descendants could only inherit a small part of their ancestor's magical ability. If they want to carry it forward, they need to go back to their roots. And this kind of congealed-through-tens-of-thousands-of-years not-loose-but-concealed outwardly-cold-but-deep-and-passionate-inside bloodline is the first time that I've ever seen after eating dogs for so many years.”
Zen Master Dog Meat trembled with excitement. Her cheeks flushed, and there were glistening drops of saliva on the corners of her mouth.
Wang Wu was shocked and said, ”Hey, wake up. You're actually obsessed with that big black dog. Having an orgasm at this time is not good for your reputation!”
Zen Master Dog Meat was surprised, wiped her saliva and glared at Wang Wu, and then explained, ”You can't understand the attractiveness of this kind of dog to a foodie.”
Wang Wu wondered out loud, ”Is it really delicious? I don't think you've ever been this attracted to little Bai…”
”To be honest, it might not be really delicious.” Zen Master Dog Meat explained, ”In fact, although little Bai is expensive as an immortal beast, it might not taste better than a local domestic dog. After all, the immortal bloodline is not used for seasoning. But after eating dogs for so many years, no matter how delicious the dog meat is, I'm already tired of it.”
Wang Wu said with a smile, ”So, what are you excited about?”
”This is about the fine food collection rate! As a professional dog meat eater, eating the best meat is not a skill. You can eat all kinds of dog meat all over the world, and collect their tastes in the primordial spirit. To reach one hundred percent collection rate is really powerful! Over the years, I've eaten the most delicious ones, and I have also tasted several super rare dog meats, including immortal dog meat by taking advantage of various opportunities. But there are also several that I haven't had the chance to eat, including this one. I don't expect to be able to eat dog meat all over the world in this short life, after all, no one is perfect. But if there's one more kind, I will not miss the opportunity to increase the collection rate.”
”... Alright, I'm not opposed to your desire to eat, but can't you do it alone? Why are you asking for my help?”
Zen Master Dog Meat said, ”I need you to help me catch the dog. I had offered twenty thousand spirit stones to the dog owner but he didn't want to sell it. It seems that it's not something that money can buy…”
Wang Wu interrupted her, ”That's because your offered price is not high enough. There's nothing in this world that money can't buy. If you offer the dog owner two hundred million spirit stones, not to mention his dog, perhaps he would even sell his mother.”
Zen Master Dog Meat said, ”Well, why don't you sponsor me with two hundred million spirit stones? Let me experience the infinite power of money?”
Wang Wu was silent for a while and then said, ”... or we can take a shortcut such as giving that dog some drug and look for an opportunity to snatch it. No, you just offered to buy it, so if the dog disappeared this soon, you will easily become the suspect. So we might as well keep things a bit more hidden.”
Zen Master Dog Meat asked, ”How are we going to do that?”
”It's as simple as hiding a drop of water in the sea. We can drug the dog owner and then steal all of his valuable things.”
”…”
”Or we can make it even more hidden. I'll go find Old Seven and get some bewitching strange drug and bewitch the dog owner and all his neighbors, and then clear off all of their properties. In this way, no one will notice the loss of a black dog.”
When it came to this point, Wang Wu's eyes shone and it was as if she was eager to try it.
”Don't Worry Xiao Qi, you are my best friend, so I will fulfill your wish no matter what!”
”... seriously, don't you feel guilty of using your best friend to realize your ugly desire?”
”If you don't have money, you can't have that much guilty conscience.”
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At the same time, at another corner of the City of Immortals.
”You feel some palpitation?”
Luo Xiao asked the big black dog at his feet curiously.
”It's as if I'm being locked by a powerful presence.” The former high ranking Earth Immortal who now turned into a black dog said seriously, ”Right now, I'm not feeling very well.”
After he heard it, Luo Xiao also felt somewhat heavy and said, ”Is it Canglan? Even hiding in the City of Immortals we can't avoid him?”
”It's not Canglan.” Black said, ”Although he has just arrived and his strength is at its low point, the sense of oppression caused by being locked on by the Fallen Immortal will be ten times and a hundred times stronger than now. If that is the case, I'm afraid I can't even speak to you.”