643 Writing This Kind of Xx Plot at the Night Right Before the New Year as a Single Dog... (1/2)
”Senior Brother, let's do this jade flute together this afternoon. I only read it in the book before. I thought it was just fabricated by the author, but a friend of mine who is a chef said that it could be made. I think it's worth giving it a try.”
”Oh my goodness, it's rare for a person who never washes dishes like you to be interested in doing the housework! However, I understand your kind intention, please put down the kitchen knife.”
”Hey, put down the kitchen's knife? Don't tell me you want my hand to tear? Well, it's not impossible either, after all, the slimmer the hand, the more delicate the craftsmanship is…”
”No, no, no, Junior Sister, please step away from the kitchen, just leave the rest to me.”
Wang Wu was shocked. ”Why? Senior Brother, when did you learn how to cook?”
Ouyang Shang shrugged his shoulders. ”To be honest, I never learned it seriously.”
”Then why do you want to take away my work?”
”In order to survive.” Ouyang Shang said seriously, ”Although I don't have any good cooking skill, at least I have the ability to cook non-toxic harmless food.”
Upon hearing this, Wang Wu sneered. ”Oh? That means the food that I cook is poisonous and harmful?”
”Yesterday, I basically didn't eat the twenty-four bridges bright moonlight that you did. I just put it in the jade box to preserve the evidence. You might as well taste it personally to see if it's non-toxic and harmless. By the way, the chef that you often mention that gave you all kinds of inspirations must have f*cking come from the Ten Thousand Poison School, right?”
”Tsk, she is from a true royal clan in the Western Continent, and she has been serving as the main chef in the key restaurant of a top sect of Union of Ten Thousand Immortals since she was young, how dare you doubt her craftsmanship!”
Ouyang Shang said, ”Otherwise, should I doubt my own tongue and IQ? Moreover, if her recipes are really reliable, why didn't you eat that twenty-four bridge bright moonlight last night?
Wang Wu said, ”Because I want to give you all my love!”
”Please give yourself at least a little bit of self-esteem and self-respect.”
”Humph! All in all, you just don't love me enough.”
”Sorry, it's just because of my love for you that I don't have the heart to let you be a widow, that's why I won't eat that suicide stuff.”
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Outside the arena, countless spectators gaped as they watched the fight unfold in a direction that no one had ever anticipated.
The fight between the illusionary child and Wang Wu was initially a fast-paced confrontation, with great twists and turns. However, when the illusionary child used his illusion as a psychological attack, the rhythm of the fight changed greatly, becoming wearisomely peaceful.
After the initial brief fight, the two people in the arena seemed to have completely forgotten the opposition to each other's standpoints. They began to chat, reminisce about the past, and get carried away with their emotion. The two then worked together to built two wooden huts beside a stream and then lived as neighbors.
The pace of life of the two was very stable. Because the cultivation base of the two of them was Jindan Stage, they were able to stay self-sufficient without the need of livestock cultivation. Ouyang Shang was adept at five element spell, so their daily utensils could be manufactured by himself. When they had their mood, they would go out and hunt in the forest, which was highly simulated in the fighting arena. There were all kinds of rare birds and animals in the forest, which could be used to cook dishes.
Today, the two were arguing about improving the taste of the dishes. Although there were arguments, there were actually more words that exuded tender feelings that made people feel bored. Wang Wu, Ouyang Shang… even blind people could see that the deep fetters between them and sincere feelings for each other.
It was just that, the more affectionate they were, the more confused the audience was.
What was the illusionary child waiting for?
At present, Wang Wu was undoubtedly immersed in the illusion and had completely fallen into the dream of the resurrected Ouyang Shang. Then why did the illusionary child not take the opportunity to win the fight?
Why keep the illusion going and let the couple show their intimation every day?
In this point, even many of his Earth Immortal teammates could not see through.
”What is he doing? It's been a month! If he can't do it, then just give up! This is just a waste of time!”
Because this fight was not in the plan at all, in order not to jeopardize the whole event, initially both sides tacitly waited for the end of this fight before the Grand Competition would officially begin. At that time, dozens or even hundreds of fights would be held simultaneously to save time.
However, no one expected that this fight would last for a whole month; moreover, there seemed to be no sign of ending at all!
”What is he doing, is he trying to help the opponent to delay time?
”Be patient! He has his reason for doing this.”
As a close friend to the illusionary child, the Earth Immortal who looked like a young girl, Qin Yin, stood up and cried out, ”Can't you guys see that in this whole month, Wang Wu has never put down his vigilance? She looks like she's pulled deep into the illusion, but which one of you has ever seen her put down her Mysterious Frost Sword? She and that man seem to have a very close relationship, but have you guys ever seen them do the deed even once in this whole month? They have not held hands even for once!”
Upon hearing this, people were shocked, and when they recalled it, they realized that it was true! In this month, the two of them seemed intimate, but they always maintained a delicate distance. If at this time the illusion was put down and the illusionary child made a surprise attack, then it would be difficult to achieve the desired result.
”However, it is only a step closer. Wang Wu's psychological defense would soon collapse.” Qin Yin's face turned cold. ”No matter how much resistance she has in her heart, her feelings for that person are too deep.”
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At the same time, after finishing a plain food, Wang Wu looked at Ouyang Shang as he cleaned the tableware with his five element spells, and suddenly said.
”Senior Brother, do you remember what Uncle Ling Bao said when I first met him when I just entered the sect?”
Ouyang Shang said, ”Of course I remember—damn, are Elder Chuan Tong's dog eyes blind? How could he accept such a worthless person as a disciple? For this kind of people, let alone soar to immortality, she couldn't even have any hope to reach Yuanying in her entire life. To let her in for what? Just for doing some odd jobs here?”
”Humph, because of those words, at that time, I hated him for twenty years.”
”Uncle Ling Bao has always been like that, he never knew how to shut his mouth. At that time when he gave his own son spiritual root appraisal, he also shouted that this kind of mediocre spiritual root fool simply defiled his noble lineage, and most likely that his son was stolen by his wife from outside…”