581 For Love, I Already Thrown Caution to the Wind (2/2)

Needless to say, he knew that this was not feasible.

”This scenario is really a pain in the ass.” Wang Lu sighed with emotion. ”A harem, by design, values men over women. The harem of ordinary mortals has three thousand beauties, some of who have never even been blessed by the presence of the Emperor in their entire lives. This is basically an unsolvable problem. Not to mention that the imperial harem has always been filled with sinister intent, there are no good man or woman there. Wanting to find a beautiful romantic love between man and woman here, only she could come up with this idea.”

”Really? I think her logic is not difficult to understand.” Wang Wu said, ”For you men, the highest ideal of life is nothing but being a king that lord overs everyone. Ordinary mortals have their mortal Emperor, immortal cultivators have their own lead cultivators. Even in the upper realm immortal land, most likely there is also the immortal king or immortal emperor… Then, setting you up as the emperor is to make you the best man in the world. If even the best man can't prove himself to be good, then naturally, there is no good man in this world.”

”... This logic, is formidable.”

”Because this logic is correct.” Wang Wu chuckled. ”You resent being the emperor because the harem beauties are too many and thus difficult to coordinate. But, if it is replaced by a mentally retarded person, it is true that he does not need to worry about the affairs of men and women in his entire life, and therefore he would also not hurt any girl's heart. So, can you say that a mentally retarded person is instead a good man?”

”Hahaha.” Wang Lu could not help but laugh. ”So that's how it is. When you say it like that, it does make sense. Looks like in the past, that female Earth Immortal fell in love with a hero of her time. At least, in her opinion, he's an emperor-like heroic character, but unfortunately, she was hurt by that person. Thus, she thought that even her beloved big hero could inflict great pain and suffering to her, not to mention the rest of the men.”

With that, Wang Lu retracted his smile and said, ”Unfortunately, it's meaningless to understand this thing. Right now, the problem is unsolvable, the amount of rubies is not enough, even for the half of daily consumption.”

Wang Wu promptly said, ”That's right, but it's like the saying hurting ten fingers is no better than breaking one finger. Since you can't divide them evenly no matter what, why don't you just give me all of the three gems and free me, what do you think?”

”Hehe.” Wang Lu gave him an incomparably sincere answer.

Wang Wu sighed. ”To be honest, there really is no good way to solve this. In this world, I woke up earlier than all of you, so I saw the arrangement beforehand. The means of the Earth Immortal are extraordinary that it is difficult to have the possibility of a short cut.”

”How about crashing head-on using Non-Phase Method?”

”Best not to try it. Although that Earth Immortal said that it doesn't matter what tricks you want to use, that is just to say she doesn't mind you cheat on the gambling table, however, violently flipping over the table means that you don't want to play. And you and I still don't have the qualification to flip over the gambling table of an Earth Immortal. Don't forget, there are more than just the two of us on the gambling table.”

”Tsk, so troublesome.” Wang Lu frowned and then was lost in thought.

Wang Wu also didn't speak, let alone disturb him. It was just that her eyes continued to arrive at the gems in Wang Lu's hand, as if she was planning to seize them.

After a long time, Wang Lu suddenly opened his mouth.

”In fact, this matter boils down to 'increasing the input and throttling the output' problem. I haven't come up with a processable idea in throttling the output aspect yet, so right now, I might try to do something about increasing the input.”

”For example?”

”For example…” Wang Lu said, gritted his teeth, and then made up his mind. He then took out a pink porcelain bottle from his mustard seed bag, poured out two blue pills from it, and then swallowed them.

The next moment, Wang Lu felt as if a fire had lit inside his body. It was not an ordinary fire, but rather a devilish fire that caused his blood vessels to widen and his reason hazy. This fire spiraled in the stomach for a moment and then swiftly turn downward before gradually concentrating in the lower abdomen.

Soon, Wang Lu was glad that he had put on a large robe before he summoned Wang Wu. Right now, with the correct sitting posture, his robe barely covered his supporting-heaven pillar, thus it was unlikely to make a fool of himself… It was just that, with his flushed face which even his Non-Phase golden body was unable to cover, how could he hide the truth from Wang Wu?

”... Little Lu, have you becomeone someone who is already unable to get it up at such a young age? Do you really have to rely on drugs to maintain your dignity? However, calculating from your current sitting angle and the angle of your covering clothing, your hardware is pretty good.”

Before she finished her words, her eyes were opened wide as she incredulously looked at the extra ruby that were on the side of Wang Lu's pillow.

”That-that could work?”

Wang Lu let out a sigh of relief. ”Sure enough… although the design of the rules of this world are ridiculous, but in fact every detail has its implication and the possibility of further expansion. For example, since this ruby symbolizes the favor of the emperor, if the emperor can try harder and dig out more of his potential and divide out more favors, more gems should be formed… In fact, I suspect that this is the real intention of the ancient Earth Immortal in designing this scenario.”

”Oh?”

Wang Lu sneered and said, ”She wants to know whether I, the surnamed Wang, have the ability to dig up enough potential to give every woman happiness or not… Heh, she really looked down on me. If there are really three thousand beauties in the palace, I might be at a loss of what to do, but here, there are only seven people!”

Wang Lu impassionately said, wiped out the blood from his constantly bleeding nose, and then poured all the pills in the pink porcelain bottle into his mouth!

The next moment, a fountain of blood that came out from the nose rose to the sky as Wang Lu looked up and fell.

Before he lost his consciousness, he vaguely saw a flickering of red light on his pillow side.

Hahaha, sure enough, I did it...