93 This Is a Memorable Moment of History! (1/2)

“In short, in my opinion, this world is full of exploitation. The fox exploited the rabbit, the rabbit exploited the plants, the plants exploited the soil… Unless we stand at the very top, otherwise, we must contribute some things. Similar to taxation, inevitably, when we talk about the world’s fools, their contribution can also be called as IQ tax. Rather than giving this tax to Seven Stars Sect, this kind of despicable gang of swindlers, they might as well give it to me.”

In the main room, Wang Lu sat upright on the main couch, speaking those words with poise.

Before him sat four people.

One of them was Lady Boss. The girl crossed her hands on her chest, and she had a disapproving look but also somewhat uneasy look on her face.

Next to her was the dirty old man He Yun. This Seven Stars Sect’s Elder at this time has been freed from the rope and was given a seat, enjoying a distinguished guest treatment. It was just that sitting beside little Ling’Er, this dirty old man always felt uneasy, as if he had a hemorrhoid attack.

The next one after that was the charming and enchanting, hour-glass figured female cultivator, the double cultivation companion of the dirty old man. She was also the contact person stationed in the Marquis County, Wu Feihua. This woman was a natural seductress; she also happened to practice the fornication method of cultivation. Each and every movement of her exuded seductive temptations. Unfortunately, at this moment, her cheeks were swollen, and there were many internal injuries in her body. Originally, she was almost able to break through the level one Qi Cultivating Stage. However, she was thwarted by punches from a certain someone. Thus, her distress was too difficult to say, much less her look has been greatly compromised. Similar to He Yun, sharing a room with Little Ling’Er, this female cultivator was also nervous and cold sweat unceasingly poured down.

Next to Wu Feihua was the totally bewildered Wen Bao. He was originally guarding outside the courtyard, and not long ago, the guard, holding Wang Lu’s letter, called out to him to come in. The sight before him was completely incomprehensible, and he also heard some inexplicable theory.

“Senior Brother, what… what’s going on here?”

Wang Lu smiled. “As I said earlier, the heaven’s law foreordained that all the ignorant fools in the world have to pay an IQ tax. And in order to effectively implement this heaven’s law, I decided to set up a sect.”

“What?” Wen Bao’s fat chin decidedly fell on the floor.

Wang Lu continued, “The objective of this sect is to collect, manage, and use the world’s fools’ IQ tax well, and to earnestly maintain the interest of these fools.”

The Lady Boss raised her hand. “What’s maintaining their interest have anything to do with you?”

“Of course there are.” Wang Lu lightly said, “It is better to be exploited by me than be exploited by the Seven Stars Sect.”

“Ha! What’s the difference?”

“If you were to be raped, do you want to be raped by a prince charming or by a mountain’s wild monster?”

“... What’s with this bullsh*t analogy!? I don’t want all the options!”

Wang Lu laughed. “The old maiden’s thought is not everyone’s thought. In short, that is the truth. As long as my sect can do better than the Seven Stars Sect, in those fools’ eyes, I’ve already earned their IQ tax. However, no matter how low the Seven Stars Sect is, they are still a sect with more than a hundred years of history, so it’s not easy to do better than them. Fortunately, we have a few advantages.”

“The first one is the theoretical advantage. Although the Seven Stars Sect knows many tricks to deceive the masses, they lack a consistent set of core theory; they can’t really answer why do we have to do Immortal Cultivation? Why can we do Immortal Cultivation? How to respond when we encounter a setback? We can answer all of these questions because we have a complete set of theoretical system.”

The Lady Boss once again raised her hand. “When did we have this theoretical system.”

Wang Lu, with an indifferent look, said, “I just thought about it half an hour ago.”

“…”

“The second one is institutional superiority. As a trash level sect, the Seven Stars Sect’s management is loose, their system chaotic, and their efficiency in doing things is extremely low. However, we are different. We come from the Five Unique with an advance system of management, which can effectively improve the operational efficiency of the sect and minimize risks.”

“Haha…” The Lady Boss feebly laughed.

“The third is personnel dominance. The Seven Stars Sect is composed mostly of unwanted loser cultivators as well as the ignorant cheated disciples. Both lack of belief and the will to move forward. Their personnel is of extremely low quality, but we are different. Just take me for example. Not only I have the best spirit root in the entire Immortal Cultivation World, which is the Void Spirit Root, I also accepted a complete set of advance Immortal Cultivation Method. Even though my cultivation stage is not that high at the moment, but I have amazing growth and a very solid foundation… This means that we have an overwhelming advantage in the quality of personnel.

“Hahaha.”

“The fourth is…”

The Lady Boss raised her hand to interrupt him. “That’s enough, stop spouting out this useless nonsense, just tell us what you want?”

“Simply speaking, I want the few of us to band up to form a sect. Just now, I made a pep rally to inspire confidence.”

The Lady Boss scoffed. “You can do whatever you want, but don’t draw me into this unreasonable thing. I’m not interested in being a cult member.”

With that, she got up and was about to leave.

Wang Lu exaggeratedly sighed. “But in accordance with my plan, this sect needs an ambassador. This ambassador not only needs to be devastatingly beautiful in the look department, but also need to be pure and holy, and no shortage of unique personality. From all the people that I know, except for you, there’s no one else qualified for this.”

With an indifferent look, the Lady Boss uttered an “oh?”, and then obediently sat down.

Then, a fatty timidly raised his hand. “Senior Brother, I still don’t understand exactly what is going on…”

Wang Lu flatly replied, “You don’t need to know so much!”

“Oh…” The fatty embarrassedly pulled down his hand.

“In short, since no one has a different opinion, then our sect is officially established.”

The Lady Boss raised her hand. “You’ve talked about this for quite a while, but do you even have a name for this sect?”

“Of course there is a name. Given the fact that our sect objectives are to manage and use the ignorant masses’ IQ tax…”

“Then our sect’s name is Nine Regions Intelligence Revenue Service.”

“What the! What kind of name is that!?”

“It can be shortened to IRS or Intelligence Revenue Service. It’s awe-inspiring, isn’t it?”

“Awe-inspiring your ass! It’s an embarrassment!

“Of course, this Intelligence Revenue Service name is too avant-garde in nature. Therefore, we would limit it to high-level internal use. Any other than that, we will use the name Wisdom Sect.”