Part 57 (1/2)
'Mrf. Lemme see your papers.'
I pa.s.sed them over. The angel studied them, slowly and carefully, then called to another angel, who had stopped servicing the mob to watch. 'Tirl! Look at this.'
So the second angel looked over my papers, nodded sagely, handed them---back - glanced at me, shook his head sadly.' 'Is something wrong?' I asked.
'No. Holy one, you had the misfortune to be serviced,' if that is the word, by an angel who wouldn't help his closest friend, if he had one, which he doesn't. But I'm a bit surprised that she was so abrupt with a saint.'
'I wasn't wearing this halo at the time.'
'That accounts for it. You drew it later?'
'I did not draw it. I acquired it miraculously, on the way from Asher Gate to here.'
'I see. Holy one, it's your privilege to put Khromitycinel on the report. On the other hand I could use the farspeaker to place your inquiry for you.'
'I think that would be better.'
'So do I. In the long run. For you. If I make my meaning clear.'
'You do.'
'But before I call that co-op let's check with Saint Peter's office and make sure your wife has arrived. When did she die?'
'She didn't die. She was caught up in the Rapture, too.'
'So? That means a quick and easy check, no searching of old rolls. Full name, age, s.e.x if any, place and date of we don't need that. Full name first.'
Margrethe Svensdatter Gunderson.'
'Better spell that.'
I did so.
'That's enough for now. If Peter's clerks can spell. You can't wait here; we don't have a waiting room. There is a little restaurant right opposite us - see the sign?'
I turned and looked. ' ”The Holy Cow”?'
'That's it. Good cooking, if you eat. Wait there; I'll send word to you.'
'Thank you!'
'You are welcome -'She glanced again at my papers, then handed them back. '- Saint Alexander Hergensheimer.'
The Holy Cow was the most homey sight I had seen since the Rapture: a small, neat lunchroom that would have looked at home in Saint Louis or Denver. I went inside. A tall blackamoor whose chef's hat stuck up through his halo was at the grill with his back to me. I sat down at the counter, cleared my throat.
'Just hold your horses.' He finished what he was doing, turned around. 'What can I - Well, well! Holy man, what can I fix for you? Name it, just name it!'
'Luke! It's good to see you!' '
He stared at me. 'We have met?'