Part 58 (2/2)
Before leaving New York I had a rather unpleasant encounter with my publishers. It was in the nature of a luncheon at which I was led to believe that they still expected me to supply them with the ma.n.u.script of a novel at a very early date. They seemed considerably put out when I blandly informed them that I had got no farther along than the second chapter.
”We have been counting on this book of yours for January publication,”
said they.
I tried to explain that the muse had abandoned me in a most heartless fas.h.i.+on.
”But the public demands a story from you,” said they. ”What have you been doing all summer?”
”Romancing,” said I.
I don't know just how it came about, but the suggestion was made that I put into narrative form the lively history of my sojourn on the banks of the Danube, trusting implicitly to the imagination yet leaving nothing to it.
”But it's all such blithering rot,” said I.
”So much the better,” said they triumphantly--even eagerly.
”I do not suppose that you, as publishers, can appreciate the fact that an author may have a soul above skittles,” said I indignantly.
”I cannot, I will not write a line about myself, gentlemen. Not that I consider the subject sacred but--”
”Wait!” cried the junior member, his face aglow. ”We appreciate the delicacy of--er--your feelings, Mr. Smart, but I have an idea,--a splendid idea. It solves the whole question. Your secretary is a most competent, capable young man and a genius after a fas.h.i.+on. I propose that he write the story. We'll pay him a lump sum for the work, put your name on the cover, and there you are. All you will have to do is to edit his material. How's that?”
And so it came to pa.s.s that I took myself off that evening for Hot Springs, secure in the thought that p.o.o.pend.y.k.e would attend to my literary estate far more capably than I could do it myself, and that my labours later on would be pleasantly devoted to the lazy task of editing, revising and deleting a tale already told....
If you are lucky enough to obtain rooms in the Homestead, looking out over the golf course, with the wonderful November colourings in the hills and gaps beyond; over the casino, the tennis courts and the lower levels of the fas.h.i.+onable playground, you may well say to yourself that all the world is bright and sweet and full of hope. From my windows I could see far down the historic valley in the direction of Warm Springs, a hazy blue panorama wrapped in the air of an Indian summer and redolent with the incense of autumn.
Britton reminded me that it was a grand morning for golf, and I was at once reminded that Britton is an excellent chap whose opinions are always worth considering. So I started for the links, stopping first at the office on my way out, ostensibly to complain about the absence of window-screens but in reality to glance over the register in quest of certain signatures.
A brisk, oldish little man came up beside me and rather testily inquired why the deuce there were no matches in his room; also why the hot water was cold so much longer than usual that morning. He was not much of a man to look at, but I could not fail to note the obsequious manner in which the two clerks behind the desk looked at him. You couldn't possibly have discovered anything in their manner to remind you of hotel clerks you may have come to know in your travels. A half dozen boxes of matches were pa.s.sed out to him in the twinkling of an eye, and I shudder to think what might have happened if there had been a hot water faucet handy, they were so eager to please.
”Mr. Brewster gone out yet?” demanded this important guest, pocketing all of the matches. (I could see at once that he was a very rich man.) ”Did he leave any message for me? He didn't? He was to let me know whether he could play golf with--eh? Playing with Logan, eh? Well, of all the--He knows I will _not_ play with Logan. See if Mr. Scott is in his room. Tell him I'd like to take him on for eighteen holes this morning.”
He crossed to the news-counter and glanced over the papers while a dusky bell-boy shot off in quest of Mr. Scott.
”They all hate to play with the old geezer,” said one of the clerks,--a young one, you may be sure,--lowering his voice and his eyebrows at the same time. ”He's the rottenest player in the world.”
”Who is he?” I inquired, mildly interested.
”Jasper t.i.tus,” was the reply. ”The real old Jasper himself.”
Before I could recover from my surprise, the object of my curiosity approached the desk, his watch in his hand.
”Well, what does he say?” he demanded.
”The--the boy isn't back yet, Mr. t.i.tus,” said one of the clerks, involuntarily pounding the call-bell in his nervousness.
”Lazy, s.h.i.+ftless n.i.g.g.e.rs, the whole tribe of them,” was Mr. t.i.tus's caustic comment.
At that instant the boy, quite out of breath, came thumping down the stairs.
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