Part 31 (1/2)

He was a prolific talent and a unique one. Every writer reaches into himself for his characters, mines his own childhood for dramatic nuggets that he can adapt for his latest story.

Charlie's talent was broader than that. He could reach beyond his own life--he could reach into the hearts of the friends he knew and the people he met and construct his characters and stories from the living tissue of the everyday life around him.

Some musicians are credited with ”soul,” which is a very personal, internal thing. Charlie had that but he also had empathy, which is external. If you were hurting, he knew it. More importantly than that, he knew why--without you ever saying a word. It was this quality that gave his characters life, a quality that enabled his characters to engage the reader in a way those of few other writers could. In the science.fiction and fantasy field, dominated by mechanical plots and senseless action with cardboard cut outs going through the motions, stories by Charlie Beaumont stood out in vivid contrast.

It's with a great deal of bitter personal regret that I have to admit that both soul and empathy were not the sort of qualities that two-fifteen-year-olds in Chicago would notice in one another. I had to wait until my 30s to discover them in Charlie.

Harlan Ellison was largely responsible for Charles Beaumont appearing as ”C.B. Loveh ill” in the old _Rogue_. We loved his stories and we bought every one he submitted (_Playboy_ had first pick--they paid more--and we took the leavings. But Beaumont was so consistently good that purchase by _Playboy_ reflected editorial taste more than innate quality).

Of all the stories we published, I especially loved, ”Gentlemen, Be Seated.” Dated only slightly, it deals with the death of humor and the Society for the Preservation of Laughter and could serve more as a metaphor for the late 1 980s than for the early I 960s, when it was written.

A clever idea . . .

Bur far more than that, it's the pathetic story of man who finally Got It (like most of us)--one day too late.--------------------------- GENTLEMEN, BE SEATED.

by Charles Beaumont ---------------------------.

Of course, Kindaid's first thought was: I'm going to be sacked. A vision of disgrace, endless wandering, and inevitable death by starvation floated before his mind. Then, to his surprise, he relaxed.

The terror vanished, and he found himself thinking: Well, at least I won't have to look at his stupid face any more. That's something. And I won't have to say yes to him when I mean no, h.e.l.l no, you're as wrong as it's possible to get, you miserable fathead!

He pushed away from his desk and walked down the long aisle of drafting tables to a little gray door marked, simply: William A. Biddle--District Manager. He stood there a moment, wondering how he had sinned, not doubting that he had, for why else would he have been summoned? Then, swallowing, he knocked.

”Come in.”

Kinkaid turned the plain metal k.n.o.b and walked inside. The room, Model 17-B, ”Regional Executive,” was scientifically-designed for comfort and efficiency, but Kinkaid did not feel either comfortable or efficient. The Mov-E-Mural, depicting a wind-rippled mountain lake, the scent of rain and forests (#8124--”Huntsman”); the Day-Lite; and the distant strains of music (_La Gioconda_)--all chosen to keep the mind undeflected from its ordained course--served only to upset him further. He walked across the Earth 'n-Loam floor to the desk.

It was a perfectly ordinary desk, uncluttered by items of memorabilia, solid as a butcher's block, functional as the State. Yet it frightened Kinkaid. Perhaps because of the way it seemed to be not in the room but of it, perhaps because of the way it seemed to grow vertically from the floor and horizontally from the paunch of William A. Biddle.

”Sit down.”

Kinkaid perched on the edge of the Relax-O-Kus.h.i.+on and met the gaze of his superior. Biddle drum-rolled his fingers on the Teletalk and frowned. Presently he spoke, in the unlubricated voice Kinkaid had come to despise: ”I suppose you're wondering why I asked you to come in.”

”Yes, sir.”

Biddle opened a drawer and withdrew a sheaf of papers. ”I have here,” he said, ”a dossier. It contains a full report on your life to date.” He flipped through the lightgreen pages. ”I see that you were born in 1952, that you are unmarried, and that you have been employed at Spears' Research Laboratories for seven years. At no time have you arrived at the office late or left early. You are a member of Rotary, and attend the Young Men's Political Forum every other Tuesday. Outside interests and hobbies; none. Is this correct?”

”Yes, sir.”

”You are, in short, the perfect employee.”

”I do what I can, sir.”

”Precisely. No more and no less. One could scarcely tell you from a billion other laborers. Yet I believe there is a difference.” Biddle continued to frown. ”You may recall that on the way to my office yesterday morning, I tripped.”

”Yes, sir.”

”What was your reaction?”

”Regret, sir.”

”Indeed?” Very slowly, Biddle removed a cigar from his breast pocket. He skinned off thecellophane wrapping and moistened the tip. ”It's a serious world we live in,” he said, ”and that is why we are serious people.” He touched a spring on his silver lighter and sucked flame into the cigar. ”Don't you agree?”

Kinkaid nodded. ”Definitely, sir.”

”Definitely,” said William Agnew Biddle, whereupon the cigar in his mouth exploded.

Kinkaid leapt to his feet.

He stared at his superior, whose face was now covered with the splayed ends of the demolished cigar, and then felt a curious constriction in his chest and a peculiar, uncontrollable force which caused the corners of his mouth to stretch upward.

”What are you doing?” asked Biddle, suddenly.

Kinkaid's hands twitched in a futile gesture. The more Kinkaid looked at his superior, the greater and more uncontrollable the constriction, the higher the corners of the mouth. It was a frightening sensation. ”I don't know,” he said.

”Then I'll tell you,” said Biddle, sc.r.a.ping the tobacco from his blackened face. ”You're doing the same thing you did when I tripped. You're _grinning_.”

”Sir, I a.s.sure you--”

”Kinkaid, I have eyes in my head, and I say you're _grinning!_ Why?”

”I don't know, sir!”

Biddle took a step closer. ”I do, You're amused, Kinkaid. That's why. An incident has just occurred which might have caused blindness or permanent injury to my face. I ask you, is there anything funny in that?”

”No, sir.”

”And yet you grinned.”

”It was involuntary.”

”That hardly matters, Kinkaid. The point is, you _did_ grin. I knew it!”

”Sir?”

”How did it feel?”

Kinkaid s.h.i.+fted on the Relax-O-Kus.h.i.+on. ”I'm afraid I don't understand,” he said.

”Did it feel ... strange?”

”Yes.”

”But not unpleasant?”

Kinkaid shook his head.

”Good! Splendid!” Biddle wiped the remaining patches of soot from his face. ”Kinkaid,” he said, ”what are you doing tonight?”

”Nothing in particular.”