Part 16 (1/2)

XII.

JIMMIEBOY AND THE COMET.

Jimmieboy was thinking very hard. He was also blinking quite as hard because he was undeniably sleepy. His father had been reading something to his mamma about a curious thing that lived up in the sky called a comet. Jimmieboy had never seen a comet, nor indeed before that had he even heard of one, so of course his ideas as to what it looked like were rather confused. His father's description of it was clear enough, perhaps, but nevertheless Jimmieboy found it difficult to conjure up in his mind any reasonable creature that could in any way resemble a comet.

Finally, however, he made up his mind that it must look like a queer kind of a dog with nothing but a head and a tail--or perhaps it was a sort of fiery pollywog.

At any rate, while he thought and blinked, what should he see peeping in at him through the window but the comet itself. Jimmieboy knew it was the comet because the comet told him so afterward, and besides it wore a placard suspended about its neck which had printed on it in great gold letters: ”I'm the Comet. Come out and take a ride through the sky with me.”

”Me?” cried Jimmieboy, starting up as soon as he had read the invitation.

Immediately the word ”Yes” appeared on the placard and Jimmieboy walked over to the window and stepping right through the gla.s.s as though it were just so much air, found himself seated upon the Comet's back, and mounting to the sky so fast that his hair stood out behind him like so many pieces of stiff wire.

”Are you comfortable?” asked the Comet, after a few minutes.

”Yes,” said Jimmieboy, ”only you kind of dazzle my eyes. You are so bright.”

The Comet appeared to be very much pleased at this remark, for he smiled so broadly that Jimmieboy could see the two ends of his mouth appear on either side of the back of his neck.

”You're right about that,” said the Comet. ”I'm the brightest thing there ever was. I'm all the time getting off jokes and things.”

”Are you really?” cried Jimmieboy, delighted. ”I am so glad, for I love jokes and--and things. Get off a joke now, will you?”

”Certainly,” replied the obliging Comet. ”You don't know why the moon is called she, do you?”

”No,” said Jimmieboy. ”Why is it?”

”Because it isn't a sun, so it must be a daughter,” said the Comet.

”Isn't that funny?”

”I guess so,” said Jimmieboy, trying to look as if he thought the joke a good one. ”But don't you know anything funnier than that?”

”Yes,” returned the Comet. ”What do you think of this: What is the only thing you can crack without splitting it?”

”That sounds interesting,” said Jimmieboy, ”but I'm sure I never could guess.”

”Why, it's a joke, of course,” said the Comet. ”You can crack a joke eight times a day and it's as whole as it ever was when night comes.”

”That's so,” said Jimmieboy. ”That's funnier than the other, too. I see now why they call you a Comic.”

”I'm not a Comic,” said the Comet, with a laugh at Jimmieboy's mistake.

”I'm a Comet. I end with a T like the days when you have dinner in the afternoon. They end with a tea, don't they?”

”That's the best, yet,” roared Jimmieboy. ”If you give me another like that I may laugh harder and fall off, so I guess you'd better hadn't.”

”How would you like to hear some of my poetry?” asked the Comet. ”I'm a great writer of poetry, I can tell you. I won a prize once for writing more poetry in an hour than any other Comet in school.”

”I'm very fond of it,” said Jimmieboy. ”Specially when it don't make sense.”

”That's the kind I like, too,” agreed the Comet. ”I never can understand the other kind. I've got a queer sort of a head. I can't understand sense, but nonsense is as clear to me as--well as turtle soup. Ever see any turtle soup?”