Part 11 (1/2)
”You know the answer to that as well as I do,” said the Giant. ”You've had this story read to you every day now for three years, haven't you?”
”About that,” said Jimmieboy.
”Well, if we staid dead how do you suppose we'd be on hand to be killed again the next time you had the story read to you?”
”I never thought of that,” said Jimmieboy.
”Never thought of it?” echoed the ogre. ”Why, what kind of thoughts do you think, anyhow? It's the only thought for a thinker to think I think, don't you think so?”
”Say that again, will you?” said Jimmieboy.
”Couldn't possibly,” said the ogre. ”In fact, I've forgotten it. But what do you think of my scheme? Don't you think it would be wise if I killed Jack just once?”
”Perhaps it would,” said the boy. ”That is if it wouldn't hurt him.”
”Hurt him? Didn't I tell you it wouldn't hurt him?” said the Giant. ”I wouldn't hurt that boy for all the world. If I did I'd lose my position.
Why, all I am I owe to him. The fairy people let me live in this magnificent castle for nothing. They let me rob them of all their property, and all I have to do in return for this is to be killed by Jack whenever any little boy or girl in your world desires to be amused by a tragedy of that sort. So you see I haven't any hard feelings against him, even if I did call him a miserable little ruffian.”
”Well, I don't exactly like to have Jack killed,” said Jimmieboy. ”I've always rather liked him. What do you suppose he would say to it?”
”That's just the point. I wouldn't kill him unless he was willing. That would be a violation of my agreement with him, and when he came to he might sue me for what the lawyers call a breach of contract,” said the ogre. ”Now, it seemed to me that if you were to go to Jack and tell him that you were getting a little tired of having this story end the way it does all the time, and that you thought it only fair to me that I should have a chance to celebrate a victory, say once a week--every Sat.u.r.day night for instance--he'd be willing to do it.”
”Where can I find him?” asked Jimmieboy. ”I just as lief ask him.”
”He's in the picture, two pages farther along, sharpening his sword,”
said the ogre.
”Very well, I'll go see him at once,” said Jimmieboy. Then he said good-by to the Giant, and turned over the pages until he came to the pictures showing how Jack sharpened his sword on the soles of the shoes of another giant, whom he had bound and strapped to the floor.
At first Jimmieboy did not know how to address him. He had often spoken to the figures in the pictures, but they had never replied to anything he had said. However, he made a beginning.
”Ahem!” he said.
The effect was pleasing, for as he said this Jack stopped sharpening his blade and turned to see who had spoken.
”Ah, Jimmieboy!” said the small warrior. ”Howdy do. Haven't seen much of you this week. You've been paying more attention to Hop o' My Thumb than to me lately.”
”Well, I love you just the same,” said Jimmieboy. ”I've just seen the Giant that lives up in the castle with the dragon on the front stoop.”
”He's a good fellow,” said Jack. ”I'm very fond of him. He never gives me any trouble, and dies just as easy as if he were falling off a log, and out of business hours we're great chums. He's had something on his mind lately, though, that I don't understand. He says being killed every day is getting monotonous.”
”That's what he said to me,” said Jimmieboy.
”Well, I hope he doesn't resign his position,” said Jack, thoughtfully.
”I know it isn't in every way a pleasant one, but he might go farther and fare worse. The way I kill him is painless, but if he got into that Bean-stalk boy's hands he'd be all bruised up. You can't fall a mile without getting hurt, you know, and I like the old fellow too well to have him go over to that Bean-stalk cousin of mine.”
”He likes you, too,” said Jimmieboy, pleased to find that there was so much good feeling between the two creatures. ”But he thinks he ought to get a chance to win once in a while. He said if he could arrange it with you to have him kill you once a week--Sat.u.r.day nights, for instance--he'd be perfectly contented.”