Chapter 26 (2/2)

And here I thought you were the most normal person in this team of bizarre zoo animals. I didn't expect it, but this t.i.tle will belong to the super adorable Kaiser now.

Split personality is so scary…

Kasier, I beg of you, do not learn from Dairo, ok? Please always keep your character of being slightly less adorable than potatoes.

Although your name sounds domineering, but that is just a name with no other special meaning right? Please don't tell me that at a crucial moment, you will become that kind of character where you will rip off your clothes with bare hands, and your body will grow 5 to 6 times more with robust muscles all over your body, and then you will say with a gay tone ♂: ”Huh!? How you like that huh!” (TL's note: Search Billy Herington's meme)

”Forget it… I'll let you both off the hook this time, however, I will remember this incident for your entire lives. Don't be delusional that I will forget this great vendetta of life and death.” Dairo snorted. Staring at Lambert at me like we were trash, Dario finally kept away his weapons.

Hey! You can despise me, you can curse me!

But, if you're going to compare me with Lambert, then I will be displeased about it! How can a highly intelligent human be compared with beasts of low intelligence? Please take back the words you just said right away! Or…… Or I'll be crying and cursing you at the same time while I'm sleeping at night!

Furthermore, what do you mean by vendetta of life and death? Where is it?! Where do the part of the life and death come from?!

As soon as Dairo finished his sentence, ”ITS” face returned back to the original state of honesty and gentleness as it abandoned the look of a yakuza boss just now. With a smile that seemed to radiate light, Dairo turned to the other villagers and said. ”Well then, it is almost time to proceed on to the next stage of test~”

Split personality is so scary…

”The 3rd stage of the examination will be a test on [actual combat]. It is also divided into two parts, which are [defense] and [attack].

Dairo walked back to the destroyed measurement device, picked up Kaiser who was lying flat on the ground with fear, and wiped away the dust off her face.

”Wuwu… Why did it explode all of a sudden?” There was a trace of tears in the corners of Caesar's eyes who has slow response, her delicate sound with a nasal tone kept stimulating our nerves as well.

So adorableeee! This is literally asking people to commit crime!

Despite that, I suppressed my itching hands that were wriggling to make trouble. I was on the verge of going up to her, and embrace her.

There were approximately 20 more people that was like me. All of them will be criminals in the future.

”Now, let me explain how the [defense test] will be accessed.” After supporting Kaiser to the edge of the podium for her to sit down, Dairo pulled out the flintlock again and said to us: ”The method is simple…”

Enough. I no longer believe the words ”very simple” if they came from you guys, the 2 words can basically be painted as equal to ”I will have fun making you guys suffer”.

”… In actual combat, reaction speed is the key to defending. If you can react quickly, not only will you be able to resist the enemy's attack, you can also prepare yourself to counterattack.” As he continue to speak, Dairo took out a small box from a pocket near his/her waist, and took out something like a bullet.

Your pocket… Is it the four-dimensional pocket of Doraemon?

Wait… What is a Doraemon? Why would I say something like this?

”The method to measure reaction speed, will depend on whether you all can dodge my shots. This is a specially-made rubber bullet, you will not suffer any damage even when shot at a close distance, so please rest a.s.sured.” With a confident expression, Dairo glared at me as he smiled.

Ahaha~ Sure enough, it was as I expected~

He still remembers! As expected, he hasn't forgotten!

It's over… He's going to get even with me using his position as a examiner.

He will probably change to live ammunition when it's my turn, and after killing me and Lambert, he will say something like: ”Gee~ I got it wrong accidentally~ eh hey☆~” as a reason to evade responsibility.

I'm finished.

It's high noon!

<script>