Chapter 13 (1/2)

On the morning of the second day when I opened my eyes, the sun could be seen through the window, that it had already risen high up in the sky. Judging from the angle that the sunlight shone into my bedroom, it can be estimated that it is around noon.

Yes! It has been so long since I've slept so well~

As expected, by restoring myself to “factory setting” before sleeping, the help it has towards having a good sleep is enormous.  After crouching for an hour in that narrow square to allow my inner self to have a peace of mind like clear water, and going to bed afterward, makes so much sense.

Did I just found a solution for the entire world in overcoming the persistent ailment called insomnia?

I'm in trouble now. Did I just become the person who had the most contribution to the world? Not only did I cultivate potatoes that fed tens of thousands of people, I even solved the biggest problem that had plagued humanity since their existence.

Hu… The day when I would be extolled to the skies by the ma.s.ses is just right around the corner.

But I'll still prefer the days of being alone nevertheless. Just like the current situation I'm living in.

Waking up naturally from sleep, working on the farm for a short while, clearing away any malign bugs that attempt to hurt my potatoes; lying on top of the potato pile, feeling the breeze in the air, eating potato whenever I'm hungry, and drinking some water whenever I'm thirsty. Simply perfect.

That's right. Even if I live alone, I'm not lonely.

Because I have potatoes!

I'll never be alone, as long as they're with me!

I lifted the quilt up, ready to get out of bed. However, I discovered a black and white object curled up on my bed.

It was a slim girl, her brown skin was covered with black leather clothing, hidden underneath the hoodie was a ball of white hair with contentment written all over the face.

It was Rei…

I'm really not alone, am I!

Wait! That's not the point here.

I jumped off the bed in a frantic manner and distanced myself away from Rei who was still sleeping soundly. Leaning against the wall, I set about recalling the things that happened last night.

This is horrible… This is too horrible…

Last night, I… Did I possibly have a s.e.xual relations.h.i.+p with life forms other than potatoes? Please tell me! G.o.d of potatoes! The me that was still extremely devout up until now, whether did I ever set foot onto the path of no return!

However, no matter how much I try to recall, I can't remember any memories regarding Rei last night.

Therefore, I was certain that I must have done nothing last night.

I touched myself all over to check if there's something missing or something extra on my body, and thus, I found out...

Where has the potato which I used as a pillow gone to!

Red alert! Red alert!

There's a VIP missing! Requesting headquarters to send reinforcements! G.o.d of potatoes, please a.s.sist me!

I glanced around my bed hastily but did not find the familiar and cute sphere shaped object.

Ronnie…Where did you go to?

Don't abandon me and the other five hundred and forty-three wives…

In the end, I found the terrorist who had taken Ronnie hostage.

Sure enough…It was the work of Rei!

There, at the front of her b.r.e.a.s.t.s, beneath her tight leather clothing, a round object devoid of any aesthetic qualities bulged out from what was originally a wide expanse of flat land where horse carriages could smoothly travel on.

Maintaining her posture, Rei snore with a comfortable look on her face while having a sweet dream. The potato in front of her b.r.e.a.s.t.s rises and falls based on her breathing.

s.h.i.+t. Not only did this woman want to rob me of my innocence, she's planning to rob away my wife's innocence too! This is too much! Are you going to open a harem? All those who open a harem should go to h.e.l.l!

Outraged, I was about to rush to the rescue of the poor potato and save her from her suffering. However, in the end, I found myself unable to lay my hands on a defenseless girl.

Oi Oi... Farmu… Although I know that you have no interest in life forms other than potatoes, but the things that you are about to do now is practically a crime…

In order to rescue my potato from “that place”, it is unavoidable for me to lift up the layer of thin clothing on her, and reach inside with my hand.  And in the process, I may come into contact with things that I shouldn't have touched. And at that point in time, even if the net of justice has large meshes, it will never let any crime go through. (TL's note: Justice has long arms)

In the worst case scenario, I'll be cast aside by the G.o.d of potatoes…

My train of thought is getting a little dangerous…

However… Do I need to consider the consequences, when I see a potato in need of my help? Such a thing like helping a potato… no reason should ever be needed, and there is no need to care about individual gains or losses!

d.a.m.n it! I'm a real b.a.s.t.a.r.d!

I gave a harsh slap to myself. After coming to my senses, I bid farewell to the hesitation inside me, made up my mind, and reached out my hand.

“Hu… Heh…” Lying on the bed drooling, Rei let out a soft moan with her face full of happiness, seemingly having a sweet dream.

I can only imagine how lewd her dream must be.

No, sorry. I'm afraid my imagination is still too naive, the things inside her mind should be hundreds times more obscene than what I can imagine.