Chapter 11 (1/2)

”Is it done yet...” I sat on the throne made up of my potatoes pile, and stared at the pet.i.te magician repairing Lambert's helmet while feeling impatient and annoyed inside my heart. Unfortunately, there was no real progress even though she had already deployed a number of complex magic arrays.

”Kii!” Being stared at with my somewhat ferocious gaze, she trembled for a moment like she was a small animal, and the magic array in her hands turned into transparent particles instantaneously, and dissipated into the air.

Although I could clearly see her putting in the effort, the helmet had shown absolutely no sign of being repaired.

”What have you done just now…” In a flash, Di Yana had once again displayed her capability exceeding that of a S rank a.s.sa.s.sin. Appearing behind me, she grabbed my head and tugged as if pulling up a radish.

”Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! My head is breaking! It's breaking soon! Even if my head has broken, you will not become a magical girl, so stop it right nowahh!” I s.h.i.+elded my head with both of my hands, and attempted to resist Di Yana's cruel slaughter. However, in the end, she lifted my whole body up forcefully.

Why are you treating me like this? Aren't you a brother-loving sister? Why does it bother you when I only showed some temper of mine to that magician?

It can't be. Has your love for me and your brother disappear so quickly? Are you only interested in females now, after getting your b.r.e.a.s.t.s rubbed by Rei?

Nice job, Rei! From now on, I can finally lay my murderous hand on Wu De without any fear now!

However, the me that would lose my head in the next instant, was afraid that I might not have the chance anymore.

”Alright, enough. Calm down for a moment. While Kaiser is using her magic, there must be no interruption from others.” The golden hair gunslinger interrupted right in the middle of me and Di Yana.

I've noticed right from the beginning that the gunslinger have shown great gentleness towards everyone else except Lambert.

However, wait a minute…

”Who is Kaiser?” I furrowed my eyebrows and asked. Although it was a question I asked, the question was more of a verification for me for not hearing incorrectly.

”Kaiser is her.” Sure enough, the gunslinger pointed to the young girl that was deploying a magic array again while on the ground.

My guess was right.

But what is going on, to be named with such a domineering name… Is it really okay for the parents of this young girl with an existence similar to a small squirrel, to give her a name belonging in the same category of names for ancient emperors?

”Come to think of it, I've yet to introduce myself.” At this moment, the gunslinger then remembered this important matter, removed his cowboy hat, placed it in front his chest and slightly bowed to me. ”I'm Daroff, Daroff. Clevesaf, an S rank ranger, that girl over there is a A rank wizard, her name is Kaiser. Alexander.”

”Is that so.” I replied tentatively and nodded my head.

Kaiser.Alexander

The magical girl… is really pitiful…

However, back to the topic…

I scrutinised the golden haired gunslinger named Daroff in detailed, and a question that was embarra.s.sing for me to ask welled inside me.

May I ask, are you a male or a female...

I heard his name by its syllables, hence I myself was not confident whether is the name of this person, Daroff or Daross. Not understanding if there's a F, would make the gender impossible to confirm.

Ah, that previous sentence was so dirty…

Actually, If I only look at the face of this person, Daroff(ross) might be the most prettiest person among all I've met. On his or her face, there is always a gentle smile majority of the time while some stars would occasionally s.h.i.+ne from his golden sparkling wavy curled hair. So, to confirm on ”ITS” gender, I stealthily glance at ”ITS” chest. However, the crucial areas was blocked by a white cloak similar of a western cowboy, and at the same time, the overall androgynous style of ”ITS” attire made it impossible to determine the gender.

But, I've no idea why… looking at this person that was two heads taller than me, the image of a maize was imagined in my mind.

Pfft…

Not good… almost laughed out loud.

A mere maize would just be a character whose role is to be dominated by me, the G.o.d of potatoes.

In conclusion, this S rank adventurer team is a group as such: The leader is a hermit crab neet that stayed in his home, Rei is like a clingy kitten, the wizard is a squirrel with a dominating name, and the gunslinger is a maize.

I covered my mouth, and buried my face into the potato pile, strongly holding back the urge to laugh.

However, when I remembered that all of them had gathered around my house, I had lost my smiling mood instantly. But, I never would have thought that in the short period of time where I turned around my body, there was a chemical reaction occurring beside me instead.