c8 (1/2)

”Ah~ So is this your house? It sure is worn-out~” After Lei Yi told us a few of her adventure stories, she pushed opened the wooden door of my small house when she was overcome with boredom and casually walked in without asking for my permission.

Hey! I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen someone like your that is shameless and extremely lecherous person!

Furthermore, let's not talk about how you entered my house without any invitation from me, can you don't say such hurtful words after you casually entered someone else house?

Don't force me to grab a potato and fight you to my death ah.

”Woah... What a stench...” Di Yana has also followed Lei Yi's footsteps, carefully lean forward and walked into my small house of 2 bedrooms and 1 living room.

You are the same! You two are the same, you have no rights to badmouth my house too when you have killed me a few times just before.

”Jie Jie...” Wu De, who I do not know when did he appear, softly came into my room with his signature of disgusting laughter, his face full of scorn.

Wait a second, you can get lost.

I can tolerate anyone to enter my house, even the Demon King I'm also fine with it! But you...only you Wu De, no matter what I will never let you step foot in my house!!!

Before I could drag Wu De out and reaches my hand out to his shoulder, Di Yana, the brocon felt the danger and used [Glare] at me.

[Villager (Level 1) defense harshly fell]

[What will villager (Level 1) do now?]

[Villager (Level 1) used tolerate!] (Reference to pokemon)

d.a.m.n... d.a.m.n it! I'll let you off today! Go in...

Hence, the three of them are like oni entering a village, instantly filled up small house and looked around.

”Sigh...” I gave out a long sigh, never in my dream will I imagine that there would be guests visiting my house.

Although these [guests] are all uninvited/unwanted.

”Leave my house quickly after you have finished looking... after you leave, don't ever come back. This is a paradise for me and potatoes, its not a playground for you all.”

I discontentedly tried to chase them away, but the three of them did not respond to it, seemingly they were like they didn't hear a word I said.

Ah, no, at least Wu De gave a sarcastic sneer. ”Jie Jie...”

This makes me even angrier...

Demon King! Hurry up and resurrect! Make these foolish human realise the cruelty of this world.

”Ah~ It's been so long since I have lie down on a bed~” Lei Yi jumped onto my small wooden bed carrying a blissful smile. Apart from the action of covering herself in my blanket, she even smell it a little.

”Sniff, sniff... oh... is this the smell of Fo La~” Lei Yi peeked at me with her blushed face, but saw my unwillingly face. Hence, like she was avenging, she coldly continued: ”What a uncle man smell~”

Heh Heh Heh~!? This girl is joking huh?

Among the four of us, shouldn't the one with the strongest uncle smell be you?

Apart from sullying Di Yana oppai, after you played me, you don't even give me 100 potatoes as compensation?

You have exceeded chikan, don't be an a.s.sa.s.sin anymore, go be an a.s.sa.s.sin. You have a bright future! (The author here combined the word chikan and a.s.sa.s.sin to make a joke but it does not translate well to english.)

Also! My name is called...

Sigh...

Nevermind... I don't want to use this joke anymore.

”When will your leader arrive?” I painfull asked as I sat on the chair in my dining table, staring at the three of them exploring my house.

What I really meant was: ”When can you guys scram?”

”No idea~” Rei Yi that was still staying under my blanket answered nonchalantly, her blissful expression and her dazzling canine tooth acts as a protective veil, blocking my sharp glare.

”...Forget it, you guys can stay here! I'm going out.” Irritated to the max, I covered my headache and simply left the room.

This is so uncomfortable...

I can't stand crowded places.

But in the end, I only hate... the so called feeling of [Narrow].

”This can't do...” I shook my head, dispersing my bad memories. What Lei Yi said was right, what's past is past, I'm just a potato farmer now.

I walked outside the house and came to my exclusive seat ——the potato throne.

Lying down on my 547 harem, I enjoyed the feeling happiness of unbridled debauchery and licentiousness while I watched over the slowly growing potato saplings. This is truly paradise.

”I wonder which is more cuter, the mature potatoes... or the potatoes that are still growing? The daydreaming me was thinking about such a complex and advanced philosophical question.

Ah, not good... I almost made a lolicon declaration, I will get beheaded if discovered.