Part 28 (2/2)
”Thank you,” I replied, and drove rapidly home again.
A lengthy search followed; but after an hour of it one of those white-hot flashes of thought, such as only occur to the natural business genius, seared my mind and sent me post-haste to the bank again.
”After all,” I said to the cas.h.i.+er, ”I only want to know my balance.
What is it?”
He withdrew and gave himself up to calculation. I paced the floor impatiently. Opportunities were slipping by. At last he pushed a slip of paper across at me. My balance!
It was in four figures. Unfortunately two of them were s.h.i.+llings and pence. Still, there was a matter of fifty pounds odd as well, and fortunes have been built up on less.
Out in the street I had a moment's pause. Hitherto I had regarded my commercial enterprise in the bulk, as a finished monument of industry; the little niggling preliminary details had not come up for consideration. Just for a second I wondered how to begin.
Only for a second. An unsuspected talent which has long lain dormant needs, when waked, a second or so to turn round in. At the end of that time I had made up my mind. I knew exactly what I would do. I would ring up my solicitor.
”Hallo, is that you? Yes, this is me. What? Yes, awfully, thanks.
How are you? Good. Look here, come and lunch with me. What? No, at once. Good-bye.”
Business, particularly that sort of commercial enterprise to which I had now decided to lend my genius, can only be discussed properly over a cigar. During the meal itself my solicitor and I indulged in the ordinary small-talk of the pleasure-loving world.
”You're looking very fit,” said my solicitor. ”No, not fat, FIT.”
”You don't think I'm looking thin?” I asked anxiously. ”People are warning me that I may be overdoing it rather. They tell me that I must be seriously on my guard against brain strain.”
”I suppose they think you oughtn't to strain it too suddenly,” said my solicitor. Though he is now a solicitor he was once just an ordinary boy like the rest of us, and it was in those days that he acquired the habit of being rude to me, a habit he has never quite forgotten.
”What is an onyx?” I said, changing the conversation.
”Why?” asked my solicitor, with his usual business ac.u.men.
”Well, I was practically certain that I had seen one in the Zoo, in the reptile house, but I have just learnt that it is my lucky month stone. Naturally I want to get one.”
The coffee came and we settled down to commerce.
”I was just going to ask you,” said my solicitor--”have you any money lying idle at the bank? Because if so--”
”Whatever else it is doing, it isn't lying idle,” I protested. ”I was at the bank to-day, and there were men chivying it about with shovels all the time.”
”Well, how much have you got?”
”About fifty pounds.”
”It ought to be more than that.”
”That's what I say, but you know what banks are. Actual merit counts for nothing with them.”
”Well, what did you want to do with it?”
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