Chapter 9 (1/2)
Chapter 9 — Managing the Household Diligently and Thriftily!
Hubby, you're the best!
Edited by Planetes
The huge dragon stopped outside the entrance of Changjing Cave. After putting the two people down, it flew away.
”What are you trying to do, bringing me here instead of back to the county?”
Not flying did made Ling Xiaolu feel a lot better. It was just that when the fat dragon was running, it jolted too much, making Ling Xiaolu feel as though his bones had been jolted into pieces.
”We're doing instances.”
”Why?”
Uncomfortably, Ji Meng turned his head away, explaining unwillingly. ”Didn't you want me to make it up to you? Doing an instance with you should be enough, right?”
”I didn't ask for that.”
Ji Meng nearly choked. Just a second ago, his tone was still gentle, but a moment later, he was back to his usual fierce and angry tone. ”What's so bad about doing instances? Look at your ragged clothes, others would immediately know you're a noob at first sight.”
”As a newbie, I can't be blamed for my clothes, right? If you're so scornful about my gear, then just let your company developers change the newbie clothes into G.o.d-like armour!”
”You…”
”Also, do you think your clothes are very respectable? Exposing your chest and revealing your nipples, one look and we can tell you're not a decent person.”
”I—” Ji Meng looked down at himself, ”How am I revealing?!”
”You are!”
”I'm not!”
Ling Xiaolu reached out and grabbed a handful of Ji Meng's exposed pecs. ”Isn't this revealing?”
Ji Meng ruthlessly caught his groping hand. Seeing how his face was flushed and his ears were red, Ling Xiaolu knew he had gone overboard this time.
”Uhh,” He spoke timidly. ”Are you going to shock me again?”
Ji Meng had clearly ”condescended” himself and deigned to bring Ling Xiaolu along to do an instance. However, the other party did not feel any grat.i.tude. Ji Meng clenched his fist, again struggling between the decision of whether he should hit him or not.
In the end, Ji Meng chose to forcefully drag the person into the instance. ”Get in!”
A buzz sounded in Ling Xiaolu's ears. Now, in another location, his curiosity made him temporarily put his guard against Ji Meng down.
Changjing Cave was the easiest instance in <spirit pact=””>. As such, there were no showy spectacle, but just a simple and plain cave. To help the newbies from getting lost, the path within did not even branch off.
It was originally pitch black within the cave itself. However, Ling Xiaolu could clearly see even the thin, delicate veins of the rock walls, as well as the water droplets hanging off the stalact.i.tes. This probably was the night vision effect provided by the game.
Ji Meng only released him after they entered the instance.
”Follow behind me properly, don't run around.”
”What happens if I run around?” Ling Xiaolu asked rhetorically.
Ji Meng actually considered it seriously, but his voice was full of disdain. ”Just run around if you want, it's not like I won't be able to save you.”
Ling Xiaolu, ”…”
If you had said this nicely, I might even have been moved by you!
”Hey,” Ling Xiaolu followed behind. ”Aren't there many people outside who would love to go do instances with you?”
”What do you think?” Ji Meng's tone implied that he was asking a superfluous question.
”Then why am I the only unlucky one?”
Ji Meng stopped, turning around to glare at him. ”You're in luck, ok?”
”I'm in luck, I'm in luck, I'm the luckiest I've ever been in all 18 of my lives.”
Ji Meng knew he was being sarcastic, but he could not hit him as he was afraid he would cry again. As such, he could only vent his anger on the little monsters. A crackle of lightning, and there were three new glowing corpses on the ground.
Once Ling Xiaolu saw that there were spoils of war to collect, he temporarily forgot all his resentment. Running over joyfully, he swept everything into his inventory. When he collected the last one, he hesitated and asked Ji Meng, ”Do you want them?”
Ji Meng shot him a look with the corner of his eyes. Ling Xiaolu accurately read this subtle expression, I would never think much about this sort of things. Very good, which meant they would all belong to him!
Ahead, Ji Meng started grinding away in the instance with sparks and flashes of lightning. Such low level monsters, before they could even come within touching distance of him, they all paid with their lives.
Behind, Ling Xiaolu started picking up everything in the instance, keeping all the items dropped by the monsters. At first, the progress of both people were similar, but soon, Ling Xiaolu's inventory that had only 24 slots was full. To store the more valuable items, he could only look through the items in his inventory and compare them, choosing to keep the more valuable one.
Ji Meng easily cleared half the instance. When he turned back, there was no one behind him, and he could only head back and look for him.
When Ji Meng found Ling Xiaolu, Ling Xiaolu was crouching next to a corpse. In both hands were worthless items, and he was comparing them seriously.
”What are you doing?”
”Picking things up.” Ling Xiaolu responded without even looking up. After his serious comparison, he finally confirmed that the item in his right hand was worth 2 coins more than the item in his left.
”Do you need so much time to pick things up?” Ji Meng did not understand.
”My bag is full, I can't store so many items. I can only choose to keep the good ones.”
”That one can be considered good? They're all just random junk that can't be sold for much in the stores.”
”For you, they may be worthless, but for me, they're worth a lot!”
”…” Ji Meng was unable to object. ”Then quickly pick them up and go!”
”I've already said that my bag is full!”
Ji Meng could no longer tolerate this, and pointed at him. ”I'll give you two choices. You can either throw away that pile of junk and come with me, or I turn you into ashes just like them.”
Ling Xiaolu considered it, then resolutely tightened his arms around that pile of spoils and refused to let them go. Stubbornly, he raised his chin, as though he was looking at death in the face.
Ji Meng who had his finger raised and unable to take his words back, ”…”
Thinking about how Ling Xiaolu was going to continue on the same way, wasting so much time comparing junk against each other, Ji Meng felt that the path ahead of him was even darker that the actual cave.
”You really have to pick everything up?”
”It's such a waste to not pick them up!”
”Time is more precious!”
”I'm not in a hurry.”
The two of them were at a stalemate, until Ji Meng once again surrendered. Resigned, he opened his inventory and selected the sharing function.
This function was originally designed to allow couples to easily share their items together. There were various settings that allowed for restrictions to be set or removed. Ji Meng was too lazy to look at them, carelessly checking them all, and directly allowing Ling Xiaolu full access to his inventory.
Ling Xiaolu received a system notification. On his interface, his inventory icon was flas.h.i.+ng.
Not understand what was going on, he selected it. He then discovered that other than his original inventory, there was another new inventory. The difference was, on his inventory, 24 was in brackets, and on the new one, it showed ”unlimited”.
”My time is precious. For now, I'll allow you to put the junk inside.” Ji Meng emphasised with an icy face, ”It's only temporary!”
Ji Meng's items were enough to open a door to a whole new world for new players. How would Ling Xiaolu ever notice what he was emphasising?
Even though Ling Xiaolu had only just recently started playing this game, from the icons of the items, he could guess that the various dazzling gears and equipment inside were all priceless.
There were even all sorts of top cla.s.s consumables, all grouped in sets of 99. As Ling Xiaolu scrolled down the inventory, he could not stop ooh-ing and ahh-ing.
”So a benefactor's inventory looks like this,” Ling Xiaolu exclaimed. ”Is there no limit to the storage?”
”No, so is this enough s.p.a.ce for you now?” Ji Meng asked ferociously.
Never try keeping up with the Joneses. Ling Xiaolu looked at his own brown sack made of a coa.r.s.e material that had only 24 slots. Next to the benefactor's inventory, it looked even more sad and pathetically.
”How nice to have money,” He shook his head.
”Having money is the worst,” He sighed.
”So is it nice or is it the worst?” Ji Meng could not understand him.
”It's nice if I have money, it's the worst if others have money.” Ling Xiaolu concluded.
Ji Meng did not want to continue debating over the issue of having money or not. ”Pick up your items, let's move quickly.”
Ling Xiaolu swiftly and neatly picked up everything that was dropped and stored them in Ji Meng's bag. He even picked up everything that he had disappointedly discarded just now, and placed them all with Ji Meng's expensive items.