Part 5 (1/2)

Then, postinjection, she began keening in scales like a wounded bloodhound.

Mother T and I had been walking the length of the hall talking about her merciful G.o.d. As we pa.s.sed the seclusion room she pointed at the door.

”This woman in here,” she said. ”It's not right to be in such a small room when you're losing your mind.”

Ellen protested mostly to herself, spitting soliloquies under her breath or, occasionally, when I asked her about herself, spitting them only slightly more audibly at me.

”I'm sixty-five years old,” she'd say, with trenchant economy. ”And I've been here for five months. I sit in this chair and I pray.”

She, like Tracy Chapman, thought she'd been shot in the head. I wondered if this was a common explanation among psychotics for the confusion and broken thoughts. She told me about what I can only presume was an imaginary, truant, or deceased son who, she said, brought her breakfast every morning, but was stopped at the hospital doors and turned back.

”They won't let him visit me,” she said. ”So he has to dump that breakfast in the garbage every day and go home.”

When I heard things like this I marveled at what great mercies the mind seemed capable of. If you were spending your golden years languis.h.i.+ng in a public hospital while your son, probably alive and well and not giving a s.h.i.+t, had left you there for months on end, the breakfast pilgrimage was a beautiful lie to tell yourself, a sustaining image of thwarted devotion, and a glimpse in one lonely, clinging mind of the origin of human myth.

Myth was her form of revolt. That, and once, late at night, from beneath her swaddling shroud, there came the soft, proud sobs that I could hear her choking out and swallowing.

And Deborah, of course. She had lots to say on the matter, not just of confinement or things taken away, but of technique. Survival in the mind.

I asked her about Sweet, trying for a way in.

”What's she doing? What is all that talk?”

”She's doing the same thing you do. Just more extreme.”

”Why?”

”Because when they take away everything that you care about, that's what you have.”

”Is it how she copes?”

”She's hiding,” she said finally. ”We all are.”

She rolled up her sleeves and showed me the scars from where she'd tried to open her wrists.

”I did this when I knew the police were coming for me.”

That shut me up. I didn't have anything else inquisitive to say to that. She looked at me for a minute, full in the eyes.

”You have your pen. You have your notebook. You have soft skin and you have your mind. That's all you need. Keep it. Don't let anyone take it away from you, because they will. s.h.i.+t, I want your mind, too.”

Like Deborah and Ellen, Clean also had his take on the matter. He thought a lot about power. Like so many of them-Deborah, with her ethnic s.h.i.+tpots, or Mother T with her not so extreme or uncommon apocalyptica-he reflected the prejudices and obsessions of his culture. He thought that all white people were German. Germany meant power. Again, the authoritarian tinge to the ”crazy” person's view, history cherry-picked for meaning, out of date, but symbolically in the ballpark.

”Norma,” he asked me, ”was Rome civilized?”

”Yes,” I said, betraying my own distortions. ”Once.”

”And who's Rome now?”

”We are,” I said.

Still, let's not get too high-handed about all this. The insane are not sages of ill repute, or martyrs of an empire in decline, standing n.o.bly outside or above its vices, crying into the wind. They are deeply and indicatively of their culture, our culture. They are not enn.o.bled by their suffering. They are like the rest of us. And so was I. I responded to them just as the system and everyone else did, even if for a moment I convinced myself otherwise.

They were not, for example, immune to coveting possessions simply because they had none. If I gave, they wanted more. Always more. (How American.) And very quickly they ceased even to be grateful, becoming as ent.i.tled as the rest of us to our accustomed bounty. And when I gave, I became The Giver, the smarmy Samaritan who gets off on giving, the goody-good whom everyone admires, the blessed, kind answer to their prayers. And I began to loathe myself in this position, smiling beneficently, handing out my balms and prizes, graciously accepting thanks, and thinking all the while that G.o.d was working up one h.e.l.l of a performance report for me that quarter. Cha-ching.

But for a while, before the saintly stand-up gal routine started to make me sick of myself, and before it made me want to bury my greedy, grasping fellow patients alive under a pile of McDonald's french fries-There! Choke on it!-I played the role. I made myself the wish granter of Ward 20.

As I lay there, listening to Ellen cry that night under her shroud, I felt so G.o.dd.a.m.ned overwhelmed by guilty thankfulness for the unjust accidents of birth that I resolved the next morning to make her happy, or at least backhandedly, gustatorily happy, the way a jailer grants the death row inmate a last meal and manages to feel magnanimous about it.

”If you could have anything to eat tonight for dinner,” I said, ”what would it be?”

”Fried chicken,” she said. ”And a Pepsi.”

Ah, she was going to make this easy. How nice for me. I called my visitor for the evening and put in the order. I put in an order for Clean, too, who wanted cigarettes and McDonald's, and Mother T, who needed a Bible, though she was too resigned to ask for anything, and Deborah who wanted McDonald's too (they all did), as well as a National Geographic. National Geographic. By the end of my stay I was the delivery wh.o.r.e, pa.s.sing out dollar burgers that I got by the half dozen, and fries, and sodas, and Hershey bars, and sticky buns and any other cheap sop I could think of or got a request for. By the end of my stay I was the delivery wh.o.r.e, pa.s.sing out dollar burgers that I got by the half dozen, and fries, and sodas, and Hershey bars, and sticky buns and any other cheap sop I could think of or got a request for.

But before long, the predictable happened. It was like filling a bottomless cup. I gave Ellen her chicken and her Pepsi, and though she thanked me profusely, fifteen minutes later she flagged me down and said: ”You got anything else?”

This happened with everyone, to the point where I couldn't even eat my own snacks without rousing the scavengers. I'd have given away twenty candy bars minutes before, but the smallest rustle of a wrapper and they'd be on me.

”Have some?”

I hated myself for begrudging them, and felt like some kind of despicable closet pigger when I took to going into the bathroom to eat, coughing loudly to cover any suspicious sounds.

Finally, when I was taking my orders one day, and Kid asked for an iPod, I got the reality check I deserved. I decided this whole fellow man thing wasn't for me. There was just too much childish need for gratification and endless expectation of same. This was no solution. I was giving junk food to diabetics, recovering addicts, and sedentary near-vagrants whose meds were already well on the way to making them obese. And all purely for the hit of pleasure it would give them and, more important, me.

The worst of it is that they came for me in other ways too. As soon as I extended my rubber-gloved helping hand to them, they grabbed hold. They latched on. They wanted to keep in touch on the outside. They wanted to be my friend. But I just wanted to help them from a safe distance and be rid of them. I didn't want their company. I was posing, or pa.s.sing, but I didn't really want to know them. They were my subjects, and if I cared about them at all it was out of authorial self-interest and pity and moral vanity. Moral vanity being that great middle-cla.s.s indulgence that makes us write checks to charities and do the right thing for the less fortunate, because doing so reinforces our fiercely guarded belief that we are good people. But when the less fortunate come banging on your door and your heart in real time, up close, blowing their not so fresh breath in your face, wanting to be a person instead of a project or a write-off, then your cherished little antibacterial ideals turn all squeamish and stuttery, saying ”Well, but, . . .” ”Yeah, but, . . .” and finally show themselves outright to be as vaporous and self-serving as they always were.

Where are the boundaries? What can help really mean? And isn't that why we leave it to the professionals, who, in turn, leave it to a lost cause, or to the pharmaceutical path of least resistance? n.o.body wants to do the personal work. It's disgusting. What's more, it challenges-no, rakes up and scarecrows-every humanitarian illusion you have about yourself. It makes you know that at heart you are a little bit of a fascist like everybody else, thinking in the way, way back of your mind that wouldn't it really just be cheaper and better and utilitarian-now there's a word we can work with-to be rid of these people?

Yes, this is all very ugly-but so true. I don't want to know what's in your soul. Not really. And you don't want to know what's in mine. Keep back, we tell each other. Those are your problems, which is really just a polite way of saying, ”Go starve somewhere else. You're ruining the view.”

I couldn't do well by these people. Not that it was my job to do so, but it felt like my obligation somehow. And maybe, for some of the same reasons, n.o.body else could do very well by them either. It was just too much. Too hard. Too late. The question is there all the time. What to do? I can denigrate the system, impugn it with all the progressive zeal that makes my brain twitter with self-satisfaction, and I might actually be right. The psychiatric emperor has no clothes. But I would be lying, or pruning the full picture, if I said I didn't see why that system fails the chronics and admit that I abandoned them myself.

You got tired of their ceaseless intrusions after a while, and in order to draw boundaries that they would respect, you had to be a little mean.

I was on the pay phone with my shrink one day, the one I had on the outside, when Clean started orbiting me like some kind of demented circus balloon. Per Dr. Balkan's instructions, I was trying to make an appointment to see someone when I got out. I was trying to explain how I'd landed in Meriwether without even so much as a by-your-leave, or a drowning wave, or some indication that I was in distress. I didn't want to put him in a sticky position by telling him that I was A-OK fine and doing research, so the conversation was odd and halting, with me trying to avoid direct answers until I got out and could explain the whole thing. I didn't need Clean leaning in every two minutes to bug me about when my visitor was coming and whether or not he'd have cigarettes.

”Norma?”

I put my finger to my lips and pointed to the phone.

”Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Norma.”

He walked away.