Part 17 (1/2)

”Listen here!” said Cousin Egbert brightly. ”I'll take the piece down now and he can print it in his paper for you to-morrow.”

”You can't understand,” she replied impatiently. ”I casually mentioned our having brought an English manservant. Print that now and insult all our best people who received him!”

”Pathetic how little the poor chap understands,” sighed Belknap-Jackson. ”No sense at all of our plight--naturally, naturally!”

”'A series of entertainments being planned in his honour!'” quavered Mrs. Belknap-Jackson.

”'The most sought-after notable present!'” echoed Mrs. Effie viciously.

Again and again I had essayed to protest my innocence, only to provoke renewed outbursts. I could but stand there with what dignity I retained and let them savage me. Cousin Egbert now spoke again:

”Shucks! What's all the fuss? Just because I took Bill out and give him a good time! Didn't you say yourself in that there very piece that he'd impart to coming functions an air of smartiness like they have all over Europe? Didn't you write them very words? And ain't he already done it the very first night he gets here, right at that there lawn-feet where I took him? What for do you jump on me then? I took him and he done it; he done it good. Bill's a born mixer. Why, he had all them North Side society dames stung the minute I flashed him; after him quicker than h.e.l.l could scorch a feather; run out from under their hats to get introduced to him--and now you all turn on me like a pa.s.sel of starved wolves.” He finished with a note of genuine irritation I had never heard in his voice.

”The poor creature's demented,” remarked Mrs. Belknap-Jackson pityingly.

”Always been that way,” said Mrs. Effie hopelessly.

Belknap-Jackson contented himself with a mere clicking sound of commiseration.

”All right, then, if you're so smart,” continued Cousin Egbert. ”Just the same Bill, here, is the most popular thing in the whole Kulanche Valley this minute, so all I got to say is if you want to play this here society game you better stick close by him. First thing you know, some o' them other dames'll have him won from you. That Mis' Ballard's going to invite him to supper or dinner or some other doings right away. I heard her say so.”

To my amazement a curious and prolonged silence greeted this amazing tirade. The three at length were regarding each other almost furtively. Belknap-Jackson began to pace the floor in deep thought.

”After all, no one knows except ourselves,” he said in curiously hushed tones at last.

”Of course it's one way out of a dreadful mess,” observed his wife.

”Colonel Marmaduke Ruggles of the British army,” said Mrs. Effie in a peculiar tone, as if she were trying over a song.

”It may indeed be the best way out of an impossible situation,”

continued Belknap-Jackson musingly. ”Otherwise we face a social upheaval that might leave us demoralized for years--say nothing of making us a laughingstock with the rabble. In fact, I see nothing else to be done.”

”Cousin Egbert would be sure to spoil it all again,” objected Mrs.

Effie, glaring at him.

”No danger,” returned the other with his superior smile. ”Being quite unable to realize what has happened, he will be equally unable to realize what is going to happen. We may speak before him as before a babe in arms; the amenities of the situation are forever beyond him.”

”I guess I always been able to hold up my head when I felt like it,”

put in Cousin Egbert, now again both sullen and puzzled. Once more he threw out his encouragement to me: ”Don't let 'em run any bluffs, Bill! They can't touch you, and they know it.”

”'Touch him,'” murmured Mrs. Belknap-Jackson with an able sneer. ”My dear, what a trial he must have been to you. I never knew. He's as bad as the mater, actually.”

”And such hopes I had of him in Paris,” replied Mrs. Effie, ”when he was taking up Art and dressing for dinner and everything!”

”I can be pushed just so far!” muttered the offender darkly.

There was now a ring at the door which I took the liberty of answering, and received two notes from a messenger. One bore the address of Mrs. Floud and the other was quite astonis.h.i.+ngly to myself, the name preceded by ”Colonel.”

”That's Jen' Ballard's stationery!” cried Mrs. Belknap-Jackson. ”Trust her not to lose one second in getting busy!”