Part 7 (1/2)
”Beg pardon, sir,” I said, wis.h.i.+ng to explain, but this I was not let to do.
”Don't start anything like that here,” broke in the Tuttle person, ”the police wouldn't stand for it. Just keep quiet and remember you're among friends.”
”Yes, sir; quite so, sir,” said I, being somewhat puzzled by these strange words. ”I was merely----”
”Look out, Jeff,” warned Cousin Egbert, interrupting me; ”he's a devil when he starts.”
”Have you got a knife?” demanded the other suddenly.
”I fancy so, sir,” I answered, and produced from my waistcoat pocket the small metal-handled affair I have long carried. This he quickly seized from me.
”You can keep your gun,” he remarked, ”but you can't be trusted with this in your condition. I ain't afraid of a gun, but I am afraid of a knife. You could have backed me off the board any time with this knife.”
”Didn't I tell you?” asked Cousin Egbert.
”Beg pardon, sir,” I began, for this was drawing it quite too thick, but again he interrupted me.
”We'd better get him away from this place right off,” he said.
”A drive in the fresh air might fix him,” suggested Cousin Egbert.
”He's as good a scout as you want to know when he's himself.”
Hereupon, calling our waiting cabman, they both, to my embarra.s.sment, a.s.sisted me to the vehicle.
”Ally caffy!” directed the Tuttle person, and we were driven off, to the raised hats of the remaining cabmen, through many long, quiet streets.
”I wouldn't have had this happen for anything,” said Cousin Egbert, indicating me.
”Lucky I got that knife away from him,” said the other.
To this I thought it best to remain silent, it being plain that the men were both well along, so to say.
The cab now approached an open square from which issued discordant blasts of music. One glance showed it to be a street fair. I prayed that we might pa.s.s it, but my companions hailed it with delight and at once halted the cabby.
”Ally caffy on the corner,” directed the Tuttle person, and once more we were seated at an iron table with whiskey and soda ordered. Before us was the street fair in all its silly activity. There were many tinselled booths at which games of chance or marksmans.h.i.+p were played, or at which articles of ornament or household decoration were displayed for sale, and about these were throngs of low-cla.s.s French idling away their afternoon in that mad pursuit of pleasure which is so characteristic of this race. In the centre of the place was a carrousel from which came the blare of a steam orchestrion playing the ”Ma.r.s.eillaise,” one of their popular songs. From where I sat I could perceive the circle of gaudily painted beasts that revolved about this musical atrocity. A fas.h.i.+on of horses seemed to predominate, but there was also an ostrich (a bearded Frenchman being astride this bird for the moment), a zebra, a lion, and a gaudily emblazoned giraffe. I shuddered as I thought of the evil possibilities that might be suggested to my two companions by this affair. For the moment I was pleased to note that they had forgotten my supposed indisposition, yet another equally absurd complication ensued when the drink arrived.
”Say, don't your friend ever loosen up?” asked the Tuttle person of Cousin Egbert.
”Tighter than d.i.c.k's hatband,” replied the latter.
”And then some! He ain't bought once. Say, Bo,” he continued to me as I was striving to divine the drift of these comments, ”have I got my fingers crossed or not?”
Seeing that he held one hand behind him I thought to humour him by saying, ”I fancy so, sir.”
”He means 'yes,'” said Cousin Egbert.
The other held his hand before me with the first two fingers spread wide apart. ”You lost,” he said. ”How's that, Sour-dough? We stuck him the first rattle out of the box.”
”Good work,” said Cousin Egbert. ”You're stuck for this round,” he added to me. ”Three rousing cheers!”
I readily perceived that they meant me to pay the score, which I accordingly did, though I at once suspected the fairness of the game.