Chapter 255 (2/2)
Hsu Wen Lan, on the other hand, simply follows the example of a gourd and draws a gourd, and occasionally ”smashes it” with emotion that a flower was inserted on the cow dung of the Shi family's young lady.
Bingwen was annoyed by his chatter, so he got up and wanted to drive him out. Xu Wenlan flexibly avoided, left hand behind, right hand holding a folding fan and pointed to him: ”now you've got up, your heart is not quiet, if you don't go out with me.”
”Stay where it's cool. I'm in a panic today. I'm not in the mood to play with you, the four CHILDES in the capital.” Bingwen waved to him impatiently, and then went back to the mat to meditate.
However, Xu Wenlan showed off her folding fan and said, ”since you are in a panic, how about if we go to add some blocking to Du Kun?”
Bingwen became interested immediately after hearing this. He just got to the bottom of the Pu mat and raised it again: ”how to add blocking to him?”
When Xu Wenlan saw his cheerful touch, he smiled and waved to him mysteriously.
Bingwen immediately walked over. Xu Wenlan whispered to him. Bingwen's face gradually changed. Finally, he laughed and pointed to him: ”you're really hurt.”
Xu wenlanquan accepted the praise and bowed with a beaming face: ”where, where.”
”But I like it.” Bingwen laughed, pressed his bowing hand and took him out of the door. He couldn't wait to block Du Kun.
Du Kun in the vestibule knew nothing about it. He was full of spring breeze and drank freely.
It was not until the night was getting darker and later that Mingyi sent someone outside to tell him that it was time to go back to his house.
Since Du Kun was engaged yesterday, Prime Minister Du told Mingyi to follow him until his wedding, so as not to cause trouble these days.
Du Kun got up and saluted the crowd to leave. He walked out of Mingxiang garden. Mingyi, who was waiting on the side, hurried forward to help him. Du Kun put his strength on him and walked towards the sedan chair.
After lifting the car curtain, they smelled a peculiar smell at the same time, but they were not very nice to accuse each other.
Du Kun endured his nausea and entered the sedan chair. After sitting down, he only heard a ”puff”, and then golden yellow sticky objects overflowed from under the cushion, splashed him all over, and a stench floated away.
Du Kun was stunned at first, and then reacted. There was a thunderous roar in the sedan chair: ”who killed thousands of knives? Mingyi, what do you eat? Don't you know someone entered the sedan chair?”
Mingyi, who had just ordered to get out of the car, was suddenly scolded by him. He was also confused. He quickly opened the car curtain and prepared to ask what happened.
But as soon as the curtain of the car was lifted, the four people carrying the car couldn't help feeling sick.
Mingyi covered his disgusting mouth and looked at Du Kun whose lower body was covered with Baba. Only then did he react. Just now he opened the car curtain and smelled this.
At first, Mingyi and Du Kun thought it was the other party who farted, but they didn't mean to say anything.
”Young master, why don't you come out first?” Mingyi endured the disgusting proposal.
”I Gan, how can I go down like this and let the people in Beijing see my jokes?” Du Kun became angry and scolded.
”Yes, yes, you can bear it. We'll go back to the house now. When I catch the culprit, I'll give it to you personally.” Mingyi quickly puts down the car curtain and signals the boy who lifts the car to go quickly.
A hysterical roar of Du Kun came from the car.
”I'll skin this man and cut him to pieces.”