Part 42 (1/2)

”Now you're shoutin', Doc. Bust a machine, and the company pays for it.

Bust a man, the man pays for it or his wife and children or his friends or the county. That's not fair. A man's as much of a part of the cost of production as a machine!”

The Doctor toddled out, clicking his cane and whistling a merry tune and left Mr. Brotherton enjoying his maiden meditations upon the injustices of this world. In the midst of his meditations he found that he had been listening for five minutes to Captain Morton. The Captain was expounding some pa.s.sing dream about his Household Horse. Apparently the motor car, which was multiplying rapidly in Harvey, had impressed him. He was telling Mr. Brotherton that his Household Horse, if harnessed to the motor car, would save much of the power wasted by the chains. He was dreaming of the distant day when motor cars would be used in sufficient numbers to make it profitable for the Captain to equip them with his power saving device.

But Mr. Brotherton cut into the Captain's musings with: ”You tell the girls to wash the cat for I'm coming out to-night.”

”Girls?--huh--girls?” replied the Captain as he looked over his spectacles at Mr. Brotherton. ”'Y gory, man, what's the matter with me--eh? I'm staying out there on Elm Street yet--what say?” And he went out smiling.

When the Captain entered the house, he found Emma getting supper, Martha setting the table and Ruth, with a candy box before her at the piano, going over her everlasting ”Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahs” from ”C to C” as Emma called it.

Emma took her father's hat, put it away and said: ”Well, father--what's the news?”

”Well,” replied the Captain, with some show of deliberation, ”a friend of mine down town told me to tell you girls to wash the cat for he'll be along here about eight o'clock.”

”Mr. Brotherton,” scoffed Ruth. ”It's up to you two,” she cried gayly in the midst of her eternal journey from ”C” to ”C.” ”He never wears his Odd Fellows' pin unless he's been singing at an Odd Fellows' funeral, so that lets me out to-night.”

”Well,” sighed Emma, ”I don't know that I want him even if he has on his Shriner's pin. I just believe I'll go to bed. The way I feel to-night I'm so sick of children I believe I wouldn't marry the best man on earth.”

”Oh, well, of course, Emma,” suggested the handsome Miss Morton, ”if you feel that way about it why, I--”

”Now Martha--” cried the elder sister, ”can't you let me alone and get out of here? I tell you, the superintendent and the princ.i.p.al and the janitor and the dratted Calvin kid all broke loose to-day and I'm liable to run out doors and begin to jump and down in the street and scream if you start on me.”

But after supper the three Misses Morton went upstairs, and did what they could to wipe away the cares of a long and weary day. They put on their second best dresses--all but Emma, who put on her best, saying she had nothing else that wasn't full of chalk and worry. At seven forty-five, they had the parlor illuminated. As for the pictures and bric-a-brac--to-wit, a hammered bra.s.s flower pot near the grate, and sitting on an onyx stand a picture of Richard Harding Davis, the contribution of the eldest Miss Morton's callow youth, also a bra.s.s smoking set on a mission table, the contribution of the youngest Miss Morton from her first choir money--as for the pictures and bric-a-brac, they were dusted until they glistened, and the trap was all set, waiting for the prey.

They heard the gate click and the youngest Miss Morton said quickly: ”Well, if he's an Odd Fellow, I guess I'll take him. But,” she sighed, ”I'll bet a cooky he's an Elk and Martha gets him.”

The Captain went to the door and brought in the victim to as sweet and demure a trio of surprised young women and as patient a cat, as ever sat beside a rat hole. After he had greeted the girls--it was Ruth who took his coat, and Martha his hat, but Emma who held his hand a second the longest, after she spied the Shriner's pin--Mr. Brotherton picked up the cat.

”Well, Epaminondas,” he puffed as he stroked the animal and put it to his cheek, ”did they take his dear little kitties away from him--the horrid things.”

This was Mr. Brotherton's standard joke. Ruth said she never felt the meeting was really opened until he had teased them about Epaminondas'

pretended kittens.

For the first hour the talk ranged with obvious punctility over a variety of subjects--but never once did Mr. Brotherton approach the subject of politics, which would hold the Captain for a night session.

Instead, Mr. Brotherton spun literary tales from the shop. Then the Captain broke in and enlivened the company with a description of Tom Van Dorn's new automobile, and went into such details as to cams and cogs and levers and other mechanical fittings that every one yawned and the cat stretched himself, and the Captain incidentally told the company that he had got Van Dorn's permission to try the Household Horse on the old machine before it went in on the trade.

Then Ruth rose. ”Why, Ruth, dear,” said Emma sweetly, ”where are you going?”

”Just to get a drink, dear,” replied Ruth.

But it took her all night to finish drinking and she did not return.

Martha rose, began straightening up the littered music on the piano, and being near the door, slipped out. By this time the Captain was doing most of the talking. Chiefly, he was telling what he thought the sprocket needed to make it work upon an automobile. At the hall door of the dining room two heads appeared, and though the door creaked about the time the clock struck the half hour, Mr. Brotherton did not see the heads. They were behind him, and four arms began making signs at the Captain. He looked at them, puzzled and anxious for a minute or two.

They were peremptorily beckoning him out. Finally, it came to him, and he said to the girls: ”Oh, yes--all right.” This broke at the wrong time into something Mr. Brotherton was saying. He looked up astonished and the Captain, abashed, smiled and after shuffling his feet, backed up to the base burner and hummed the tune about the land that was fairer than day. Emma and Mr. Brotherton began talking. Presently, the Captain picked up the spitting cat by the scruff of the neck and held him a moment under his chin. ”Well, Emmy,” he cut in, interrupting her story of how Miss Carhart had told the princ.i.p.al if ”he ever told of her engagement before school was out in June, she'd just die,” with:

”I suppose there'll be plenty of potatoes for the hash?”

And not waiting for answer, he marched to the kitchen with the cat, and in due time, they heard the ”Sweet Bye and Bye” going up the back stairs, and then the thump, thump of the Captain's shoes on the floor above them.