Vol 2 Chapter 2 (1/2)

[BOKUs.h.i.+NU V2] CUT 2 – YESTERDAY, MY LITTLE SISTER RECEIVED A CONFESSION, BUT HOW DID I MAKE HER MAD?

Translated by: Bored AF Translator.

Edited by: 恋愛_ing

“Ugh…Why did this happen to me?”

As the months grew hotter, I was busy making lunch with tears in my eyes on a certain afternoon.

“That idiot booked the dentist appointment on one of my days.”

I feel that the girl, Hikari Yumesaki, is “the spoiled kid!”, only caring about herself.

It’s because of her eating sweets every day that I with cavities. I wrote in the notebook, “Take care of my teeth in the holidays!”, but that dimwit scheduled all of the dentist appointments on days when I had control. Right now, I’m seriously considering if I should reschedule my dental appointment.

“I told the dentist when I made the appointment, “I may look scary, but I’m really a coward! After today, no matter what I tell you, please don’t change any of the appointment dates! I will definitely muster up my courage and get all my cavities removed!”, so the dentist definitely won’t hold back here. It’s impossible to change the dates now.”

Now I don’t have a way out, d.a.m.n it.

And so, I woke up early and went to the dentist to get my cavities removed. It still hurts so much that I’m sucking for air, and I’m really fed up with it.

“Sorry about that, Sakamoto. However, I scheduled for you to meet a really hot chick as your dentist, so you can just forgive me already. Happy now? Happy now? Heheh, You’re a boy after all, Sakamoto!”

On a side note, Hikari Yumesaki wrote that in the notebook.

Shut up already, you idiot. Looks like you asked during the scheduling, “Please get me a dentist with big b.r.e.a.s.t.s!”. and thanks to that, the dental staff were snickering at me. Even the dentist (with big b.r.e.a.s.t.s) told me, “You should hurry up and find a girlfriend, preferably one without cavities.”

Anyhow, I added an additional rule in the notebook, “Rule 36: Remember to brush your teeth. Next time, I’ll set the appointments!”

(Why is it that I still have to see the dentist when I’m already in high school…)

I let out a big sigh. I’m done, I’ve had enough!

But right now, there’s something more important.

“…” “…”

Yukiko and I are having lunch together, and we’re the only ones at home. We’re having Yukiko’s favorite for lunch: omelet fried rice, and everything fine till this point. However,

“…(Scowls)”

I get the feeling that Yukiko’s really in a bad mood.

Well, actually, she’s always scowling, and I can count how many times she actually showed a smile with with my fingers. In fact, I wouldn’t be able to remember her smiling if I didn’t actually do a Pokemon Drill Run into my mind. But even so, it’s been awhile since I’ve seen her eyebrows scrunched so tight.

I can also tell how unhappy she is from the tone of her voice.

“Pa.s.s me the soy sauce (Hmph).”

“Turn down the TV (Hmph).”

“I’m full (Hmph).”

Although she would talk to me from time to time,, she would let out a “Hmph” and turn her face away whenever she was done speaking. Maybe she’s trying to show me that she’s angry, but honestly though, doing this only made her look really cute.

“Yukiko, is the omelet fried rice good?”

I cautiously tested the water.

“It’s disgusting!”

And there’s the response.

“Hmph…”

Once she said that, Yukiko left with glistening tears in her eyes. Whatever, the me yesterday probably did something stupid; goodness me.

“Just what did the me yesterday do?”

I returned to my room, opened my notebook, and proceeded to vent my frustrations.

It contained one of Hikari Yumesaki’s messages I became so familiar with

“Yukiko got a boyfriend!”

“A boyfriend, huh.”

That was a shocking line I got the first thing in the morning!

Even I was exclaiming “WHHAAA!?” when I first saw this line , but after calming down and thought about it, I realized that it’s unlikely Yukiko could get a boyfriend.

I had expected a more detailed report to follow, but to my surprise, the rest of it was just “Aaaaaahhhhh!” , “Kyaaaaaaaahhh!” , “Waaaaaaaahhhh!” and all kinds of exclamations. Seriously, can I punch that idiot at least once? Why are you so useless? You did this on purpose, right? This was on purpose, right? You blockhead, someone please punch the me tomorrow.

“I’m out of ideas. What should I do?”

I slammed the notebook closed, turned on my computer, and opened up a particular website.

The display shows a particular ma.s.sive Social Networking Site. It’s the famous Twitter.

Recently, when I was searching through Hikari Yumesaki’s browsing history, I discovered that she had actually made a Twitter account to tweets. She would update her Twitter whenever she felt like it. I wanted to ask her for help, and I need to be a little subtle about this, but I think I may be able to get something. Using that as my excuse, I began to search through her Twitter feed.

Feeling lucky, I entered that idiot’s username “s.e.xy dream” ——

“Ah, I did it!”

I saw the recent tweets from yesterday!

“Let’s see, what happened yesterday?”

There’ll probably be a clue somewhere——

“Sakamoto’s pudding is so delicious lololol”

“You b.i.t.c.h!!!”

I thought I finished it! Who could’ve known that you scarfed it!?

“He got some more ero-games filled with busty girls now. Honestly, can’t he just get a girlfriend already?”

“I think I should change it to all the BL anime I recommend”

Stop…

“So bored. I want to pull a prank.”

“Brainwave!!”

“①Rummage through the floor for garbage

②Take some hair from it

③Take the hair to the bed

④Put it on the pillow☆”

“DAMMMMNNNN IIIIITTTT!!!!”

Dammit, so that’s what happened! I was broken into tears this morning here!

Just you wait, I’ll get back at you!

“Ahaha!! LOL, Sakamoto will probably be in despair once he wakes up and sees the bangs that fell off. Winner!”

“It’s time for some soul-cleansing after all the ecchi things you involve yourself with!”

“I’m so bored, let’s watch some anime.”

“I need to at least watch some quality anime during this rare summer vacation…”

“Yahoo! Elementary school kids are the best!”

“Huh? A guest is looking for little sister? They’re busy talking at the corridor.”

Oh? Is this it?

“Eavesdropping♪Start”

“Th-this is unbelievable! It’s a really cute boy to boot! It’s like a hot babe plus Sakamoto and minus Sakamoto level of pretty! This is amazing!!!”

“Huh? What’s he giving?”

“That’s….”

“WOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH————————————!?”

What happened? What, you went bonkers or something?

“Woaaahh! Kyaahhhh?! Kyah! Aaaaaaahhhhhh?!”

“Little sister LOLOLOL, she LOLOLOL”

“Little sister———just received a ‘love letter’!”

“LOVE LETTER!?”

Yukiko got a love letter!? For real!?

“Ah, the boy went home. Heh lol, little sister’s face is all red.”

“Hehehe. Little sister showed me the letter and said, ‘I’m totally interested even if you don’t approve, big brother!’ The way she said that was so cute!”

“……Huh? I think I made her mad.”

Huh?

“Eh? What happened? I just said, ‘Have at it, I’ll totally support you two!’”

“Ehhhhhh? What did I do wrong?”

“Whatever! What’s important is to support the little sister’s relations.h.i.+p! You can do it!”

“Hmm…”

Hikari Yumesaki’s ramblings ended there.

After reading through tweets, I crossed my arms and started contemplating.

Having read through a summary of things, I got the feeling Hikari Yumesaki’s message about Yukiko getting a boyfriend is probably just her own opinion. I mean, Yukiko got a love letter, and there’s not much progress beyond that. The problem really confusing me however was——

“Why is she mad at me?”

Was it something that wasn’t written?

“……Let’s investigate a bit.”

Before Hikari Yumesaki does anything troublesome.

“Hey, Yukiko.”

“……”

Knock knock.

I knocked on the door, and nudged it open. Yukiko’s busy watching an afternoon drama in the air-conditioned room, and her response upon seeing me enter was to turn her head aside. Sigh, can you give it a rest already?

“Yukiko, it’s about that love letter from yesterday.”

“! ……”

Oh, I finally got a reaction.

“Can you let me see the letter?”

“…Why should I let you see it, brother?”

Her mouth said such words, yet she pointed her finger towards her desk. Over there was an aqua-blue envelope, with a cute letterhead in it.

“I’m gonna take a look.”

I don’t know why, but I was feeling nervous as I gingerly picked up the letter. A cutesy handwriting enter my sights, and my heart raced as I read the words.

“Let’s see,

‘Dear Sakamoto, I apologize for sending you such a letter so suddenly.

However, I can no longer contain my feelings, and so I decided to write this letter.

The truth is, from the moment I first laid my eyes on you, I have always liked you. I don’t know whether this feeling is really love, but nevertheless, this is the first time I’ve ever felt this way I believe it’s definitely a really special feeling.

Therefore, please be my friend, and I hope to understand this feeling slowly. You may take your time with it, but I do hope for your reply.

——Kaoru Kinos.h.i.+ta’

…Huh?”

…Huh.”

Once I read through this appropriately-long letter, I covered my searing face with both hands.

Yeah, this is love.

This is, without a doubt, a love letter. How do I put this… it feels too bittersweet, way too much of what a winner in life will get. What’s wrong with me? I really want to cheer them on. Is it because I’m a man too?

“Is this ‘Kinos.h.i.+ta’ an acquaintance of yours?”

“…He’s my cla.s.smate, although, I don’t really know him that well since we didn’t go to the same elementary school.”

Sigh. Whatever. It doesn’t matter if they’re ready or not. However, the problem was——

“Hmph…Idiot…”

Why is it that this little sister of mine is showing such a tragic look, hugging her knees and sulking away? Huh? Why? It’s one thing if she’s being shy, but why does she look so sad while pouting?

“…Are you really that happy?”

“Huh?”

“You even read the letter…is Yukiko here having a boyfriend really something that makes you that happy?”

……Eh

“Hmph…you were as happy as an idiot yesterday…You don’t understand Yukiko’s feelings at all……Idiot……”

Erm, what’s this…?

“Brother…”

Yukiko had tears in her eyes as her voice lingered

“Brother…What do you want Yukiko to do?”

What do I want you to do? That’s a tough question you’re asking here.

Anyway, you’re probably trying to ask me how to handle this love letter. If so, I guess you should just go with what you want.

“Well anyway, it’s not a bad thing to try going out now, right? I mean, if it doesn’t work out, you just need to break up.”

I said in a very frivolous manner.

I had no romantic experiences myself, and yet I talked as if I knew what I was saying. It’s really surprising. But at this point, it looked like—

“……Uggghh. ‘Anyway’…y-you’re saying that at this moment…!”

It looks like I hit Yukiko’s limit.

Ok, why do I have a bad feeling about this?

“Yukiko’s s-so furious…it-it’s too late for you to regret it…Yukiko has decided to settle this!”

“Huh? Settle this?”

What’s with the settle this?

“I will definitely, DEFINITELY make you regret it!”

Yukiko, with tears in her eyes, furiously pointed at me as she ushered an ultimatum. She then leapt at me and shoved me out of her room. Argh, what’s that about? I have a bad feeling about this……

Two days later, I was suddenly stuck in my bed, extremely sick.

“Dammit…That no-brain good-for-nothing…! Achoo!”

38°C (100°F). No doubt that it’s a summer cold, and the reason was obvious. The me from yesterday caused this..

“Sakamoto, look at this photo! There was a downpour in the evening, so I went out to imitate ‘The Shawshank Redemption’! You know, just like in the poster! RED————!”

You dolt, are you a frog!?

The notebook even included a picture, and the frame shot looked exactly like the scene from that famous movie. I clicked my tongue at the photo, and grumbled.

Furthermore, Hikari Yumesaki kept the AC on the entire day, slept with my belly exposed, and ate half a watermelon in one sitting… thanks to that, I ended up with a cold. Dammit, the me today had to compensate for the debt acc.u.mulated by yesterday’s me. What kind of twisted logic is this?

“I can’t rely on the me tomorrow. Better find a way to get well today….”

While harboring this thought, I remained in my bed, recuperating.

At that moment, knock knock .

“I’m coming in.”

“……Huh?”

Yukiko knocked on the door, and entered the room.

“I brought you some medicine and an ice pack.”

“Oh, thanks— ….wh-what!?”

Huh? Eh? What? You? Wh-what are you doing!?

“What’s wrong, ‘Dear Patient’?”

“E-erm, why are you wearing a nurse outfit!?”

For some unknown reason, she’s acting as a nurse, entering came in carrying a tray.

“It’s perfectly normal for a nurse to come check on a sick patient. D-don’t look at me like that.”

“No, I would never look at you like…”

“Here’s an ice pack, so just sit still already.”

“Oh”

What a really ill-humored nurse…

Saying that, Yukiko stiffly handed me an ice pack.

…and casually brought her face closer to mine.

“O-once I get a boyfriend, if he gets sick, then I’ll wear this outfit while taking care of him.”

“Huh? Oh, ok.”

“Not only that, but I’ll also cast a magical healing ki-kiss.”

No, please don’t kiss a sick person now, you’ll get sick too.

“Y-you have to tell me now if you want me to stop. H-how about it?”

“Sigh…”

I’m sorry, can somebody please explain to me what exactly was my little sister saying?

Things will probably end badly if I don’t say anything in this situation..

“Grrrrr…! I even purposely chose the third most popular anime from Aniki’s secret collection to cos…”

Yukiko’s face began to darken.

“Arrgh whatever! You stupid patient!”

“Ow!”

She ruthlessly flung the ice pack at my forehead. That hurts!

“Wh-what are you so angry about!?”

“Shut up! You can just wait for your fever to subside!”

Her shoulders huffing furiously, “I’ll need Secret Weapon 2…!” that nurse stormed out of the room,

What is she going to do?

“Zzz…”

In the afternoon, just when I was feeling at ease, about to doze off.

“It’s time for some exercise!”

“Huh!?”

The door was slammed open, and I was hammered awake by a thud.

Entering the room at that time was…

“Cat…Cat ears?”

Yukiko was wearing some cat ears for some reason, and on top of that, a white school swimsuit. What’s going on now?

“Turn off the AC! You’ll feel better after working up a sweat and then sleeping!”

“No, Yukiko, I’ll be cured if I just sleep for a bit, so don’t bother me right——”

“You’re too naïve! As someone sick, you need to be more active!”

It’s because I’m sick that I don’t want to move…

Thus, under the orders of the bossy kitty, I turned off the air conditioner, and proceeded to do sit-ups in my room. Why am I working up a sweat while running a fever?

I repeated this motion for 15 minutes.

“Huff…wheeze… Let, let me wipe off your sweat for you. T-Take off your clothes…”

Yukiko was also sweating profusely, and she panted heavily as she up my s.h.i.+rt.

“Wa-wait”

“What’s wrong?”

“Don’t get so close to me.”

You’ll catch the flu too.

“H-Hmph, anyway, It’s perfectly normal to have skin contact when I’m wiping sweat off. O-Once I get a boyfriend, I’ll also get this close to him when I wipe off his sweat.”

Again about the boyfriend. Just what are you trying to do?

I’ll ignore it for now. Thanks to Yukiko getting me to exercise, I started to feel a lot better. Heheh, bet I would feel much better if I were to nap.

“Thanks, Yukiko. I feel better now. It looks like you would make a good wife.”

I tried praising her, but…

“……Tsk.”

What? I think I just heard her click her tongue—

“I’M NEVER GOING TO BE A WIFE!”

“Abebu!?”

Yukiko shouted, and then angrily swung the towel at me—Wait a second, what are you doing!?

“I don’t care about you anymore! You can just get back your salt from your sweat!”

The young girl wearing cat ears stormed out of the room, her mouth whispering, “Now that it’s come to this, I’ll have to use my Super Duper Best Cos…”

That night.

Aaahhhh, I’m finally feeling better. This is good; if this continues, after a good night’s sleep, I’ll definitely be—

“Brother! I’m here to check on you!”

“Please, I’ve had enough! What is it this time!?”

Yukiko began her third entrance, and this time, the outfit was…

“…Yukiko, what are you doing?”

The naked ap.r.o.n. Yukiko undoubtedly felt embarra.s.sed wearing such a revealing outfit, moving in a distinctly coy manner.

“I’m here to check on you! I need to inspect your heartbeat! Pull up your s.h.i.+rt!

“There’s no need, I’m perfectly fine now…”

“Hurry up!”

Uh…

Left with no choice, I reluctantly pulled up my s.h.i.+rt, and then Yukiko proceeded to place her ear right on my chest. Wait a second, is this girl for real?

“I’m fine now. I just need a little more rest”

Well, that was what I had planned

“Ok…”

Yes, now then—

“Yukiko wants a diagnosis too.”

“What!?”

Yukiko pulled her ap.r.o.n as high as she could, her face beetroot as she looked away. I couldn’t help but quietly retort:

Alright, I’ve had enough! Just what have you been trying to do since morning!?

“I-I’m practicing some afternoon family drama skit fo-for when I get a boyfriend! If you don’t like me doing these kind of things, then you have to tell me to stop, right now!”

“Yukiko… what’s wrong with you…?”

I kind of asked that question in an exasperated tone. After being pushed around all day, I was extremely exhausted. Yukiko probably noticed something from my expression, and she stood up with a displeased look before she proceeded to walk out of the room with a teary look.

“Why didn’t it work…? Do I need big b.r.e.a.s.t.s after all… Sobs…”

And she said those words as she left.

“………”

That day, I woke up on the floor in my room.

For some reason, the lower half of my body was naked.

I surveyed my surroundings; It looks like Hikari Yumesaki went on a rampage, since the room was a total warzone from how I last saw it.

“Oweoiwlnvklcxoifeiwonadkalsdjslah”

And meanwhile, there was an incomprehensible dying message written on the floor.

“What did she do this time?”

I opened the notebook, and the first line entered my eyes..

“My b.a.l.l.s hurt…”

“A girl shouldn’t be using such a vulgar word…”

What’s with that out of a sudden?

“Why? I was only trying to look through Sakamoto’s secret anime collection, and then tell little sister which postures would please her boyfriend best … Why did she kick me so hard right there…?”

It looks like another event occurred. On the other hand, why are you always looking through my secret collection? It’s not a secret anymore, is it?

“It hurts… it still stings even when I ma.s.saged it in the bath… It looks swollen…”

Stop touching there. It’s embarra.s.sing.

“Sakamoto will have to stay a virgin forever. Well, it was always this small and flaccid…”

I’m gonna cry!

“It’s no use, it really hurts. I should probably rub on some medicine. Some Mopiko should do…” (T/N: A brand of anti-itch cream)

“…Eh?”

H-hey, wait…

“I’m sorry Sakamoto. I put the Mopiko cream on your desk. If you wake up and it still hurts, you should probably rub some on.”

W-Wait a second, d-does that mean…

“Now I can finally go to sleep. Without further ado, good night~”

S-stop–

The entry ended there. Once again, I took a look around the wrecked room, and then settled my gaze on the last testament left behind. Sigh… Just this once, I can sympathize with her.

“What an idiot.”

Having said that, I began to worry about the area between my thighs, and I dashed out of my room.

That was careless of me.

“Woah!?”

“Ah!”

I nearly b.u.mped into someone, and I stumbled.

“W-Watch out!”

“Ow!”