Chapter 31 A Lewd Womans Invitation (1/2)

Chapter 31 A Lewd Woman's Invitation

”Well, I'll teach you how to tell if a woman is lewd.” Feng Chunsheng said happily and sat down, enraptured to impart his experience.

I said, “What is a lewd woman?” I was very interested in his skill. If you knew who was a lewd woman, then wouldn’t it be very easy to have sex with them?

I was absorbed in listening to Feng Chunsheng.

Feng Chunsheng stared at me for ten seconds and I scolded him: ”Oh, silly? You wanna impart some knowledge onto me, but you can't even say any words?”

He turned around, took his steel-rod and knocked: “One two, one two three.”

“Damn you,” I held down him: “How can you be so unsteady, with a beggar’s face? Speak properly.”

Feng Chunsheng's brain was like a short circuit that was just repaired by me. He spoke to me seriously.

He said that to know if a woman was a lewd woman or not, first we should look at her leg fork.

What was a leg fork? It was the distance between the legs. In a normal relaxed state, the distance between the two legs shouldn’t be especially tight, but at least not too wide. However, lewd women' legs are generally more open. This is because they had sex with lots of men, so their legs separated for too long.

In addition, to know if a woman was lewd woman or not, we should look at her eyes.

I asked Feng Chunsheng: “Can you see that?”

”Crap.” He said I was a virgin, no experience, too young. He said the most attractive place in a woman is her eyes; neither friendly nor aloof.

Lewd women experienced more times, they could serve men; their eyes were often neither friendly nor aloof. This point was easy to find out.

I said, “Right?”

He said, “Absolutely.”

Then, he began to say to me, the eyes of Bai Ling occasionally revealed a ‘neither friendly nor aloof’ feeling, and the two legs were very open, so she must be a lewd woman.

I did not quite know the nature of her work, and also really thought she ran a hotpot restaurant. I thought that Feng Chunsheng thinking people were so bad was really not very good, I shook my head and said that Bai Ling was a normal woman.

He smiled noncommittally and smoked.

I did not care for him, and continued to work on my own things.

In the afternoon, I had two or three guests in my shop. Feng Chunsheng was responsible for reception.

Not to say this guy had little ability. His mouth was particularly quick, and after listening, those guests became logy. For example, ”Little brother recently had a misfortune; a fancy carp tattoo can bring him fortune,” and, ”Sister has been feeling unwell recently; a tattoo of a sentimental ring on the arm will the desires of the heart boom.”

His seemingly ridiculous words made a few guests sit down and let me tattoo them.

I felt Feng Chunsheng's eyes were really very powerful.

These guests’ thoughts had been said aloud by Feng Chunsheng.

I now found that, even if I did not let Feng Chunsheng guide me about the ghost business, his salary was absolutely deserved.

As the afternoon work finished, I closed the shop door and took him to have a drink.

Gradually, I became familiar with him.

I called him ”Chun.”

He called me “Shui.”

We called each other brothers.

At the table, he gave me some advice: “When doing ghost business, it is particularly important to keep safe. Only in absolute safety can we continue to make money, otherwise, sooner or later we die.”

I asked him, “How can I keep safe first?”

He was going to tell me, but suddenly, Bai Ling phoned me.

I quickly answered the phone.

On the phone, she asked me if I had time.

I said yes, and I asked why was she suddenly so afraid and ran away, not even stopping to pick up her fallen shoe.

She did not respond to this matter and said to me, ”If you have enough time, can you come to my home?”

I thought about it and said I could.

I thought that, since she had some problem, she and I were fellow villagers, so I had to go help her anyway.

Besides, a woman came to town with nothing and did such big business. She was really not having it easy and there was no person who would care about her, so I should go help her.

So, I promised her, and got her home address.

I hung up the phone and said to Feng Chunsheng, ”Bai Ling asked me to go to her home. I’ll go first, you finish your drink.”

“Stop.”

Feng Chunsheng slapped the table, twisted his eyebrows to look at me and said he always stressed ‘safety first’, but I did not listen to his words.

I said, “How could I not listen to you?”

He said that if I really listened to his words, I would not go to visit Bai Ling, especially at night.

I didn't understand why I couldn't visit Bai Ling at night.

He asked me, ”Do you forget? That woman's neck bears the ghost of a child. If you go to her home, isn’t that a death wish?”

I swallowed and thought of the thing, and whispered to him, ”Is it so evil?”

He smiled coldly and said, “Evil? I tell you, it is a very strange thing. The child is expected to have a grudge against her.”

”There is no way out, she is my fellow villager. She has a problem and begged me. if I do not go, it’ll be shameful.” I had lots of goose bumps, but I was going to go.