Chapter 167: Ye Chong the Bumpkin (2/2)

”Hahahahahahaha!” The lass could act in grace no longer as she burst out laughing seeing that face of Ye Chong. Ye Chong’s sensitive hearing had already perceived the consecutive gasps coming from his surrounding, including Shang’s, only that his expressive gasp rang in his head.

”What’s the matter?” asked Ye Chong calmly. He had tried his best toning down the coldness of his tone, yet that innate coldness of his dawdled. Ye Chong did not want to attract attention and he had experienced enough to understand that his indifference had always been the culprit. To remain low-profiled, he succumbed to act normal like the other folks he had seen before.

”Ye, your muscles, the muscles of your face, too stiff. Tsk, tsk, tsk.” Shang could not resist firing his sarcasm.

The veins on Ye Chong’s forehead puffed up and were forced back under his skin. Act normal, he got to act normal. Damn you Shang! Cursed Ye Chong countless times.

The lady stayed silent however. Oh well, Ye Chong was not in a mood of staging himself either so he completely neglected her as he carried on gashing his bowl.

”Was it that good?” The beauty initiated. Her voice rang like the chirp of the nightingale… And it had just caused another round of barrel gasping from the surrounding. Ye Chong lifted his face again and the beauty looked at him gleefully. Her eyes expressed curiosity and humor.

”Oh. Yes. Not bad. You could try.” His face did look stiff, which caused the way he talked appeared to be awkward.

”Ye, please. Your face is cramping soon. I can see it!” Shang fearlessly continued his live commentary in Ye Chong’s head.

”Why you Shang!” Roared Ye Chong in his head, which only led to a madder laugh from the artificial indulgence. Somehow he did feel his face twitching, especially after Shang had mentioned it, wondering if it was just his overthinking.

”Hahaha~”the lady giggled while covering her mouth. Her charm was such a natural captivation and Ye Chong could already speculate the next wave of gasps incoming. And as he expected, the gasps resounded tidily. Their breather intensified, with some sound of people crashing onto the floor this time.

”You are so interesting.” The lady smiled joyfully and she reached out her slender arms, with a glow of a refined jade. She grabbed one stem of turnip and put into her mouth, ”Hmm…” muffled, ”Let me try.”

D-Did she literally try it? Ye Chong went speechless as he watched the so-called beauty before her.

”Shang, did you not mention that lines like those were just out of courtesy and not reality? Why the heck did she really taste it?” inquired Ye Chong.

”She is a true beauty, even the way she eats was cute as hell, alluring as heaven! Sigh, Ye, save your words, it’s just a turnip. When there’s a beauty who went ahead and took the food you had bitten before, that is the moment you should be glad.” The artificial indulgence was enjoying the scene.

”Glad?” snickered Ye Chong and he went quiet, eating on.

Looked at how frantically Ye Chong dined, the lady was further intrigued as she licked her fingers and giggled sweetly, ”It looks really good… for some reason…” And she reached out her hands again. ”Oh?” Right at that moment Ye Chong lifted his face the third time and the lady realized the entire bowl had been cleaned up. It was spotless, as if fresh from the washing machine. She flinched and exploded, ”Hahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha!” Bowed, she held her stomach.

The other passengers who saw the sight went dumbfounded as well. Then an outbreak of laughter occurred, ”Bumpkin! What a donkey!” And Ye Chong heard it from the crowd.

Ye Chong was insensible towards these reactions. What have these to do with myself? My food are mine and it should not be invaded. It was the common characteristic among all species on Trash Planet. Don’t tell me people at this place are doing it differently? Bewildered, he inquired, ”Shang did I do something wrong again?”

”Haha… Oh… Hahaha… Ahahahaha… Ye… That… That was … That was a killer move… You know, you are a real assassin… Ahahahahaha…” The mechanical voice box seemed to be broken soon from the laughter.

Killer move it would be. I had already done it. Ye Chong reacted with honesty. I don’t know her anyway, why am I sharing my own food with her?

”Kiddo! Get lost!” And that was when a fierce voice rushed in.

He turned his face over and found a few beefy guys standing at the side, staring him with a bloodthirsty look. The body was inflated with muscles and they looked threatening. There was even a guy with a large cut on the face, which made him more menacing than ever. Their eyes were filled with blatant hostility, while the so-called beauty was… acting… very… uhh… Ye Chong ran out of words suddenly. Technically, the guys came for the beauty.

The other passengers scurried out of the restaurant as they noticed the stern change of atmosphere. Only some daring ones remained to watch the show.

”Are you talking to me?” Indifferently Ye Chong said, as inside he was impressed of how calm the beauty remained despite the existence of the few hulks before her.

”Of course we are talking to you! Do you f*cking want to die so hard? Playing the dumb out of me? F*cking hell!” The leader of the hulks was enraged. Ye Chong’s words failed clearly as he went on grabbing Ye Chong’s collars.

The beauty who witnessed all these shrieked!

Ye Chong lowered his head and tilted his body slightly. The grab was missed. The remaining people did not notice that chilliness hidden under the lids of his eyes.

”So you are somebody who knew something eh?” The leader of the hulk was surprised while his grunts reacted alarmingly as they circled around Ye Chong.

”That would be your last meal, Mr.”

”You think you're tough eh?”

Right when they were going to launch a full whirlwind combo at Ye Chong, ”Nobody moves!” A chain of stampeding came behind them with a bold voice boomed.

The beauty was much relaxed upon seeing this. The security had finally arrived. The chaos ended here!