Chapter 34: Handiwork (2/2)
Li Du was nodding his head in agreement until Hans’s last sentence ”You Americans are really uncultured,” he snapped ”What you are doing is called passing off fish eyes as pearls! Substituting a raccoon for the crown prince!”
Hans was ood in a second-language?” He eventually gruh Hans hadto execute This set of furniture was very antique, and the paints Hans bought were of high quality They had to be extremely careful, as some spots of the furniture could not be painted on
It was like they were puttingwith Li Du acting as his assistant Li Du held paint thinner, and whenever a spot was painted badly by Hans, he would clean it off quickly so they could try again
To itimate set, they added son lines paired up
They worked for a full four hours, all the way till ht out soes as a reward
”Finally, we’re done,” Hans said, slapping Li Du on the back
”I’h of relief The paint thinner was toxic, and a few sniffs would htheaded If exposed for too long, it could make them very dizzy and nauseous
Now that they were finally finished, the twoGuai Zao!” Hans said
Li Du stared at hi to say ”Huh?”
”Have you watched The Big Bang Theory? First season, first episode Howard had just met Penny, and when she went to take a shower, the pervert said this phrase in Mandarin It’s famous You really don’t know it?” Hans asked in surprise
Li Du threw his towel at his face ”Of course I know It’s ‘Xi Ge Tong Kuai Zao,’ not that gibberish that you just said But then again, that phrase itself is rubbish Us Chinese don’t say such things”
Hans raised his hands up ”Okay, okay, I know your Mandarin is a deep and coe, but can you please hurry up and take a shower? I’ether,” Hannah said, appearing at the entrance to the rooer look ”Really?”
Li Du rushed into the bathroo ht soes, and bacon She had already fired up the grill and started cooking
A few sausages rolled around the grill and sizzled, their surfaces full of oil, giving off a strong s he walked out of the bathroom half naked He closed his eyes and took a whiff of the air ”Oh, oh, oh! Oh God! This s loudly
Hannah had a bottle of beer in her hand ”If I tell you that I’ve also prepared Steve Jobs, you’ll find it even hed
Hans wore a surprised look upon hearing her words ”Really?”
”Of course” Hannah smiled
”Steve Jobs? What do you mean?” Li Du asked, puzzled
Hannah took out a tray On it there were a few skinned apples
”So you were talking about grilling apples I thought you guys were gonna grill a person,” Li Du said, amused
Steve Jobs was the founder of Apple, the computer company Of course, that Apple and the apples on the tray were quite different
The grilled apples that Hannahskinned, the apple cores were taken out and replaced with a delicious filling; butter and brown sugarand roseether, this was then stuffed into the apples
In addition, the top and bottom holes of the apples were sealed with a piece of rill, the butter and brown sugar would melt under the heat and seep into the flesh of the apple
The first iterabbed one before it could turn cold, his rilledoils Combined with the smells of chilli and curilled apples, this stuff is nothing” Li Du said, stuffing his face with his third sausage ”Hive me another one,” Hans whined ”I still want to eat!”