Chapter 8 (2/2)
Mother Yang's words pierced Yang Yuanhang's heart letter by letter: ”If you were to announce this, then how can your mom conduct myself? By that time, I will have to say I gave birth to an abnormality every single time I meet someone!”
Yang Yuanhang spoke incoherently while shaking his head: ”You won't! Mom, I'm not an abnormality! Wait until I get marry and have children, then no one will say such things!”
Mother Yang picked up the bag that she dropped from shock, and charged and smashed Yang Yuanhang with anger: ”I had endured all sorts of hards.h.i.+ps to raise you up! It was all to let you bring honor to your ancestors! Not to let you be with a boy and do all these disgusting things!”
”Pa!”
Out of all the vegetables contained in that bag, Yang Yuanhang was coincidentally hit by a hard cabbage at the back of his head.
His brain was originally swollen as if it wants his life, now it hurts as if it has been split open.
He staggeredly away in an attempt to dodge but his body was still hit with several greens.
The boy was woken up by the noise and was terrified by this att.i.tude. He watched this scene and curl back into the blankets, not daring to make any noise.
Yang Yuanhang was ruggedly hit by his mom, and was also slapped a few times. Vegetable leaves hung from his head, and his whole figure became extremely sorry looking.
Suddenly, he remembered something. His heart suddenly burst with unease and he grabbed Mother Yang's hand: ”Mom, how did you get here?”
Mother Yang: ”You still have the face to ask——”
She ruthlessly slapped Yang Yuanhang on the face again: ”How did I get here? You were so busy doing these abnormal stuff! If it weren't for your friend remembering to pick me up from the train station, I would have been sleeping on the streets!”
Friend?
The only friend that knows he was living here was——
A buzzing noise and Yang Yuanhang's brain became numb.
Unable to continue explaining to his mother, he practically ran to the window as if he were to p.i.s.s his pants and with his whole body in a mess, he pulled away the curtains and looked down.
Su Zui was leaning on the car.
Spotted leaf shadows were cast onto his body, making him look incomparably beautiful.
Seeing him look over, Su Zui gave him an extremely warm smile.
[Ding! Main mission 1: Cannon fodder vengeance. Completion status: 40%]
[Novice's early reward system had already transferred 1000 experience points to your account; please make sure it has been received!]
[Reminder: If the mission fails in the end, then the withdrawed money will be deducted from the next mission.]
Su Zui looked at the just added 1000 experience points in his account, then looked at Yang Yuanhang who had pieces of vegetable leaves hanging off his head, and his eyes carried a love that was indescribable to the system: ”I didn't understand the joy of raising pigs before, but now I understand. To personally raise a piglet to be fat before slaughtering it and cooking it, this has to be the world's most delicious pig meat.”
System 555 failed to understand: ”......The host wants to walk the farming route?”
Su Zui: ”I'm talking about Yang Yuanhang. Don't you think this is similar to raising pigs?”
System 555: ”......”
The host's thought process really makes one's head go bald!
To speak truthfully, if it wasn't for the mission's requirement to ”let the sc.u.m gong obtain his desired retribution”, then he wouldn't want to mix Yang Yuanhang's mom into such low affairs.
But in the original plot, Yang Yuanhang used the bed photo to anger the original's grandfather to death. If he wants to complete the main mission, then he needs to use similar tactics to retaliate.
It's good that Yang Yuanhang's mom do farm work all year around. Her body was strong, not any worse than a man's.
To be angered to the point it attacks the heart, yet not getting a heart attack nor fainting, but instead slapping Yang Yuanhang left and right to release her anger.
Su Zui cannot help but be a bit envious.
He also wants to slap Yang Yuanhang a few times, but he was unable to due to characterization and this body's health.
Su Zui admired Yang Yuanhang's expression with vegetable leaves hanging on his head for a while, before taking out his cellphone and giving him a call.
”Brother Yang,” He stared at Yang Yuanhang through the window: ”I secretly went to the train station to pick up auntie. Don't be angry.”
Yang Yuanhang's voice were a bit hoa.r.s.e, and was actually trembling if one listens closely: ”Su Zui, you——”
Su Zui's light voice cut him off: ”Don't worry. I didn't let auntie know about our relations.h.i.+p. I only said we were friends.”
His voice became deeper, and smiled in an embarra.s.sed manner: ”I only…...want to see auntie.”
After a while, Yang Yuanhang slowly said: ”......In the future, talked to me first before doing this type of thing.”
The tone was clearly more relaxed.
Su Zui acted as if he didn't notice it, and obediently nodded: ”En. Then I'll be leaving first. You should get along with auntie. If you aren't busy, you should go take her out and buy some stuff.”
He paused for a moment, and suddenly asked: ”Brother Yang. The green thing on top of your head, what is that?”
Yang Yuanhang thought Su Zui will scold him for a split second: ”......”
After half a day, he reached out his hand to touch his own brain. After touching a piece of the emerald green vegetable leaf, his whole face also became green.
Yang Yuanhang: ”......My mom brought vegetable over. Just a moment ago, she wasn't careful and dropped it. It's nothing. You should hurry back. Be careful on the road.”
The boy he brought back yesterday was still curled up naked under the blanket.
If Su Zui detected anything abnormal and entered, he won't be able to explain this no matter what.
Su Zui's lips bend and said okay, before directly getting in the car and driving away.
While he could go in and catch them in the act, but that terrifying scene would blind his eyes. He doesn't plan on wronging his own eyes to look at this play for the sake of Yang Yuanhang.
He will just let Yang Yuanhang cherish his luck for a while more.
Besides, it won't be long before he slaughter this small piglet and cook it inside a pot.
The author has something to say:
Zui Zui: Let us now enter the raise pig and become rich cla.s.sic (o°▽°)o
Yang.Piglet.Yuanhang: ……
Annoying.Haven't Appear In A Long Time.Spirit: Author come out and come get a beating (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Footnote:
1: This is meant to be said sarcastically.
2: The word ”boy” in Chinese is ”男人”, which is two words. Poor Mother Yang was stuttering out of shock and wasn't able to p.r.o.nounce ”boy” in one go ╮（╯＿╰）╭.
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