Volume 1 Chapter 35 (1/2)

Credits to Chiffon_cake for the original story

Media files by: PinkMilk Subs

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Wayo's POV.

Huh! You guys think I'll be staying at my room the whole day doing nothing?

I can't even go back to sleep, so what's the point nesting on my bed till I get bored to death, right? ? That's why I decided to take a shower and go to school to see my friends. I spent too much time with the Moons and Stars at the compet.i.tion meeting that I'm starting to get worried they'll declare an all out war against me once I get back.

It's fortunate that the leader of the Fairy Angel Gang occasionally offers to give me a ride going to school, which earned me the privilege of being friends with the rest of his Gang members. They take very good care of me and look after me like I'm their little prince or something.

Actually, this gang doesn't only consists of my friends, but a mixture of other students in our faculty who we're still trying to blend in and get to know the others. Their leader ”Mon”, whos real name goes by MonThri and the one responsible for voting me as our faculty's moon for this year became a very good friend of mine.

Well, you may probably all know that my family owns an Automobile Spare-parts import company, right? Well, so much of an irony that their one and only son doesn't even know how to drive. ?

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

”b.u.mmer. I thought I'd get the chance to see the other Moons hanging around your place. It's so unfortunate that I end up with only one, and that's you. Hmpft...” I'm used to calling him by his nickname E-Mon. He complains after I got into his car.

[Note: E' is equivalent to Ai', but is a term addressed only among females. In this case E-Mon is a feminine gay and considered as a good friend of 'Yo. Since the level of language is acceptable for them both, 'Yo can call him ”E'.” Calling someone E' or Ai' in Thai is considered as a verbal a.s.sault. Please don't use it if you're not close enough to that person.]

”Hey... You said I'm handsome that's why you pushed me to become the Moon for our major, didn't you?”

”I know, I know... that's why you need to prove your handsomeness by taking that Campus Moon's throne to show me.”

This guy really keeps picking on me ?. ”Or... you can give me your friend, Mr. Ming'Kwan instead. Fuuuckk!!! Where the h.e.l.l did he come from? He's so handsome, I couldn't stop drooling over him!!!”

”Do you really want him? I'll put him on a plate and give to you.” It's my turn, you p.r.i.c.k Ming. ?

”I could have died from having him. Trust me... He's gonna be this year's Campus-Moon.”

”Hey... you don't think I'm gonna win?” Of course, it's a joke. I know that's not gonna happen.

”To be honest, you'll be that good if you can at least make it to the top three.” E-Mon gives a smirk. He may be picking on me a lot but his funny gestures make me laugh. ”I didn't nominate you because you're the hottest, but you're the most good looking guy in our major who has a pretty face. Honestly, I hate to admit that you're pretty, but I'll give you a chance this time just for once.”

”What the h.e.l.l is that pretty all about?”

”Why not? You got an egg shaped face, sharp eyes with those long curly lashes. You're skinny and you got a perfect fit body too. But... You got pretty looks instead of a handsome face. Why don't you try to go to some audition? You can be an actor or a model, you know.”

”Just keep on driving and shut up, you. That Benz is about to hit your Mirage.”

”Benz? Where? Does it have a handsome driver?” He tries to peek at the Benz's front winds.h.i.+eld from the rear view mirror while it annoyingly keeps honking on E-Mon's car due to his sucky driving.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

”What are you guys doing at school nowadays?”

”Oh! We got sooo many things to do. I have to drag all Shanees from other majors to work with us for this certain project. No offense...”

[Note: Shanee in Thai means Gibbon. It's a gay slang for calling females. It can also be considered as a higher level of verbal a.s.sault depending on the purpose of using it. Why Gibbon? Because Gibbons make such noise like ”Phua! Phua! Phua!”, which sounds like ”Hubby! Hubby! Hubby!”. Well, it can be both funny for about 90% and/or offensive for 10%. This slang becomes more accepted and widely used nowadays.]

”Go on...”

E-Mon went back talking about their latest activities at our faculty. ”We're working on a presentation about a certain symbol that best describes our major. It's quite a tricky concept. The day after tomorrow, all of us are having a meeting to talk about the final preparations for the actual presentation day.”

”Have we come up with a concept yet?”

”It's a huge tree hanging everything with leaves and branches demonstrating everything related to Biology.”

”Oh... Wow.”

”It's freaking enormous, like a house. It has to be this huge.”

”Umm... I'm very sorry that I couldn't help you guys much.”

”You already did your part. Just do your best in bringing our major the Campus Moon t.i.tle and that's good enough.”

I can feel the pressure now... After parking the car next to our faculty building, I noticed several Science Freshmen working on a huge artificial tree that we're going to use for the upcoming parade on 'Sports Day'.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

I was about to jump right in to help my friends with their work, but E-Mon makes a big scene at the entrance that makes everyone (Including our friends from other majors) look right at me.

”Everyone!!! Give it up for our Moon of Science!!!” He's announcing our presence  like he's some kind of a talk show host or something introducing a guest.

”Greeedddd!!! E-Yo... Have you gotten a Moon husband yet?” Fairy Angel No.1 who goes by the name of E-Fatty (A big pale skin chubby friend) starts yelling. I love to poke his belly whenever I get the chance one of these days. He's cute and funny, but his bad mouth is quite deadly too.

”E-Yo... Give me a hug... Come... come... come, sweetie.” Fairy Angel No.2 who's name is Red is about to squeeze me to death but lucky I was rescued by E-Mon who pushes his face away before the rest of the students swarms us with hugs and kisses forming a large crowd.

”Yeah! Finally, something beautiful just came into my sight today.” Fairy Angel No.3 or E-Jae winks at me.

These four are my closest Fairy Angel friends and are now part of my small gang at our faculty.

E-Mon may be their leader but I'm the cutest and manliest among them so their attention is always at me. Should I be proud?

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

”b.i.t.c.hes! Go back to your work kha... And why are you smiling, Shanees? Happy to see our Moon here? Then don't forget to save your money to buy those roses for voting him during the compet.i.tion.” E-Mon is acting like the best campaign manager ever. He's very good at it, just like P'Ging. ”E-Yo. Go and sit over there. Help them cut the paper. Out of my way. I need to slice these woods.”

”Wait a minute. Why am I gonna be the one cutting the papers, huh? Give me that saw. I'll cut them.” For Pete's sake, I graduated from a high school exclusively for men. I'm not a weak or sissy guy who couldn't do heavy ch.o.r.es. I can handle this. ”Let me help you guys on this one.”

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

They couldn't argue with me anymore. I start cutting those woods for the tree and I'm so glad n.o.body shows any signs of restraint isolating me for not showing up from our cla.s.ses but instead, they are so friendly and attentive towards me.

They understand that I was gone because of the Compet.i.tion Meeting and all of them showed their full support. Girls ask me about the Moons from other schools while boys were so eager to hear about those pretty Stars as well.

We lost track of time working until my phone suddenly rings.

”Let me take that call for you.” E-Fatty is trying to get his hand into my pants pocket and it's too deep down into my personal territory. I have to bend away very fast to avoid him hitting that sensitive target.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

”No... No... No... Thank you. Hold this for me, please.” I handed him the saw over.

The caller made another surprise for the second time after this morning. I've already saved P'Pha's phone number into my phone and wrote his name down as P'Pha❤

(You can jeer or throw up... I don't care. ?)

I walked a little bit far from my friends before taking his call.

”h.e.l.lo.”

”What are you doing? Have you left your room at all?”

”Hmm?”

”Don't come down yet. I'm on my way to pick you up.”

”Youre picking me up?”

”For lunch.”

”Don't you have a cla.s.s, P'Pha?” I look at the watch and I believe he should still be in his cla.s.s at this moment.

”I do, but I want to see you. (Medical Student Phana! How dare you?)” I can hear someone talking loudly over the speaker on the background. ”I didn't do anything khrub... Auntie. (Using the phone while I'm giving a lecture. And what did you just call me?) f.u.c.k!”

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

P'Pha swears to himself.

”Nong'Yo. I have to hang up now. I'll pick you up at lunch na khrub. (Give me your phone right now. Khun Phana) I was recording your lecture and listening to it. I didn't use the phone at all khrub... Arjarn Kallaya...”

”Toot... Toot... Toot...” P'Pha already hangs up the phone.

I laughed so hard. He's acting like a kid and it's so adorable... Wait... Lunch at 12:30PM? and now it's a little past 11AM.

I went on working with my friends while I enjoyed spending the time listening to their conversations, gossips, and teasings among each other.

I'm so happy right now. I believe I chose the right major to have the best kind of friends, but as for the academic side, I'm not so sure about that yet since the word 'Calculus' almost sounds like 'Death threat' to me.

My phone rings once more. E-Fat is so quick trying to s.n.a.t.c.h the phone inside my jeans pocket, but he misses this time. I'm pretty sure he's totally aiming for my ”personal belonging” down there rather than holding the phone itself, trust me.

”You're such a popular guy, E-Yo.” He shrugs and walks away.

Ming is the one calling this time.

”Hey, what's up?”

”f.u.c.k Ai'Yo! Where are you now?”

”I'm at school.”

”Good. I'm on my way to pick you up.”

”What?”

”Toot... Toot... Toot...” He also hung up fast.

What the h.e.l.l is going on? Why does he want to pick me up all of a sudden? d.a.m.n! He's so fast. I can see his car has just arrived to park next to my building. His height is pretty outstanding. I can see him from afar easily, so I waved at him while I'm still sitting and working on my own spot.

”GREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!”

”My hubby... My hubby... My hubby kha....”

”Shut up! That's my husband.”

Yeah. You can guess who's screaming. ? Ai'Ming is freaking out while he runs away from them to hide behind my back.

”f.u.c.k Ai'Yo! What is this all about?” He looks alarmed.

”According to my observation, you're their type.” I shrugged.

”Ming. I'm voting for you na.” E-Mon greets and gently pokes at my best friend. He makes a forcing smile and tries so hard not to be touched by E-Mon. And that cracks me up so hard. Good. Now this is something that can scare him off. Hahaha...

”I'm voting for you too... And much more than E-Mon.” E-Red adjusts her fake b.o.o.bs a little.

”Stop calling me that name.”

”Ming... Are you still single? Can I be your girlfriend?” E-Fatty makes another proposal for Ai'Ming right after he b.u.mps those two out of his way.

I can feel that my best friend is going to die because my friends aren't only fighting over him verbally, but they also  grab him all over physically.

”Ai'Yo... Let's go... Please... I'm begging you.” He's going to cry. I can feel it. Hahaha.

”Oh come on... Just guve them a bit of Fan Service, would you?”

”This is not funny. Get me outta here.” He's shutting his eyes while throwing forced smiles at those Fairy Angels who're still fighting over him.

”Hey Mon. I'll be right back, okay?”

E-Mon is not paying attention to me at all. He keeps fighting with other angels to 'own' Ming. I just laughed so hard before Ming grabs my backpack and pushes me out from that area.

”I will never come back here again if it's not gonna be that necessary.” He wipes his face right after swinging my backpack to the rear seat of his car while I'm at the shotgun sitting beside him laughing.

”Where are you taking me?”

He only smirks.

”Spit it out.”

”Med school...”

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

It hit me like a high voltaged electric shock hearing this word he just said. ”What the h.e.l.l are we gonne be doing out there?”

”To see KitKat.”

And who the f.u.c.k is ”KitKat”? I was wondering at first, but the moment we arrived at Med school and reached the cla.s.sroom where he dragged me at, I got it right away. His ”KitKat” is P'Kit. He tells me that he wants to see P'Kit studying, so that I can sneak a peek at P'Pha inside the cla.s.sroom too. Huh! Talk about Win-Win Situation.

Well, I am indeed a bit curious to see what P'Pha looks like inside the cla.s.sroom. But, wait a minute.. Why the heck is my best friend looking at P'Kit? Does he have a crush on him?

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

”Over there.” We walked past a large lecture room and saw them. ”Here they are.”

”Where?”'

He's fast. I peeked in and saw P'Beam first. P'Kit is sitting on the other side while he's busy jotting something down on the sheets. He looks so focused on what he's doing. But that guy in the middle keeps playing with his phone...

P'Pha. He's not even paying attention to the lecture. At the podium near the slide projector, I see P'Pha's Professor Auntie sitting right there. She has a kind look for a professor with a high pitched voice but looks very intelligent. However, I believe if she's mad, someone has to be deaf from listening to her complains.

Ming smirks before sending a LINE Message over the phone.

I turn to see P'Kit checking his phone not one minute pa.s.sed and he suddenly made an angry face. He then cranes his head around to look for us, but Ming is quick enough to push my head away from sight and laughs. What the f.u.c.k are you playing at? Hide and seek?

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

”What did you sent him?”

He hands me his phone.

MOONG MING: P'Kit looks so cute while studying. ?

MOONG MING: ...But with that serious face. You look like an old guy.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

Is he flirting or he's just being a jerk? I look at my friend's face curiously, and that's it. The cla.s.s is dismissed and the doors are swung wide open.

f.u.c.k!

The soph.o.m.ore Med Students started leaving the lecture room since they're already done with their cla.s.s. Most are talking about the lecture that's why Ming and I still had enough time to run as fast as we can away from anyone seeing us roaming around the corridors.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publis.h.i.+ng, please remove it or upload a different image.

We're both gasping for air upon reaching the front building. I was panting like h.e.l.l while trying myself to cool down. I don't want P'Pha to find out that I'm here at his cla.s.sroom stalking him. It's silly.

”What the f.u.c.k are we doing here again?” I feel like we're kids suffering from puppy love syndrome.

”Told you... I'm taking you to see P'Pha.”

”While you are here seeing P'Kit.” I interjected. ”Ming, what the f.u.c.k are you doing? Do you like P'Kit?”