Part 4 (2/2)

”All right; dinner at eight. We shall have lots of time--she doesn't come on till nearly ten. Meet me at the Artemis at eight. Till then, old chap!” Harry darted after a lady who had favoured him with a gracious bow as she pa.s.sed by, a moment before.

Here was an evening-out for Andy Hayes, whose conscience had suggested ”Hamlet” and whose finances had dictated the pit. He went home to his lodgings off Russell Square all smiles, and spent a laborious hour trying to get the creases out of his dress coat. ”Well, I shall enjoy an evening like that just for once,” he said out loud as he laboured.

”I've got her and another girl,” Harry announced when Andy turned up at the Artemis. ”The nuisance is that Billy Foot here insists on coming too, so we shall be a man over. I've told him I don't want him, but the fellow will come.”

”I'm certainly coming,” said the tall long-faced young man--for Billy Foot was still several years short of forty--to whom Andy had listened with such admiration at Meriton. In private life he was not oppressively epigrammatic or logical, and not at all ruthless; and everybody called him ”Billy,” which in itself did much to deprive him of his terrors.

The Artemis was a small and luxurious club in King Street. Why it was called the ”Artemis” n.o.body knew. Billy Foot said that the name had been chosen just because n.o.body would know why it had been chosen--it was a bad thing, he maintained, to label a club. Harry, however, conjectured that the name indicated that the club was half-way between the Athenaeum and the Turf--which you might take in the geographical sense or in any other you pleased.

Andy ate of several foods that he had never tasted before and drank better wine than he had ever drunk before. His physique and his steady brain made any moderate quant.i.ty of wine no more than water to him.

Harry Belfield, on the contrary, responded felicitously to even his first gla.s.s of champagne; his eyes grew bright and his spirit gay. Any shadow cast over him by his interview with Mrs. Freere was not long in vanis.h.i.+ng.

They enjoyed themselves so well that a cab had only just time to land them at their place of entertainment before the Nun, whose name was Miss Doris Flower, came on the stage. She was having a prodigious success because she did look like a nun and sang songs that a nun might really be supposed to sing--and these things, being quite different from what the public expected, delighted the public immensely. When Miss Flower, whose performance was of high artistic merit, sang about the baby which she might have had if she had not been a nun, and in the second song (she was on her death-bed in the second song, but this did not at all impair her vocal powers) about the angel whom she saw hovering over her bed, and the angel's likeness to her baby sister who had died in infancy, the public cried like a baby itself.

”Jolly good!” said Billy Foot, taking his cigar out of his mouth and wiping away a furtive tear. ”But there, she is a ripper, bless her!” His tone was distinctly affectionate.

But supper was the great event to Andy: that was all new to him, and he took it in eagerly while they waited for the Nun and her friend. Such a din, such a chatter, such a lot of diamonds, such a lot of smoke--and the white walls, the gilding, the pink lampshades, the band ever and anon cras.h.i.+ng into a new tune, and the people shouting to make themselves heard through it--Andy would have sat on happily watching, even though he had got no supper at all. Indeed he was no more hungry than most of the other people there. One does not go to supper there because one is hungry--that is a vulgar reason for eating.

However supper he had, sitting between Billy Foot and the Nun's friend, a young woman named Miss Dutton, who had a critical, or even sardonic, manner, but was extremely pretty. The Nun herself contrived to be rather like a nun even off the stage; she did not talk much herself, but listened with an innocent smile to the sallies of Billy Foot and Harry Belfield.

”Been to hear her?” Miss Dutton asked Andy.

Andy said that they had, and uttered words of admiration.

”Sort of thing they like, isn't it?” said Miss Dutton. ”You can't put in too much rot for them.”

”But she sings it so--” Andy began to plead.

”Yes, she can sing. It's a wonder she's succeeded. How sick one gets of this place!”

”Do you come often?”

”Every night--with her generally.”

”I've never been here before in my life.”

”Well, I hope you like the look of us!”

Harry Belfield looked towards him. ”Don't mind what she says, Andy. We call her Sulky Sally--don't we, Sally?--But she looks so nice that we have to put up with her ways.”

Miss Dutton smiled reluctantly, but evidently could not help smiling at Harry. ”I know the value of your compliments,” she remarked. ”There are plenty of them going about the place to judge by!”

”Mercy, Sally, mercy! Don't show me up before my friends!”

Miss Dutton busied herself with her supper. The Nun ate little; most of the time she sat with her pretty hands clasped on the table in front of her. Suddenly she began to tell what proved to be a rather long story about a man named Tommy--everybody except Andy knew whom she meant. She told this story in a low, pleasant, but somewhat monotonous voice. In truth the Nun was a trifle prolix and prosy, but she also looked so nice that they were quite content to listen and to look. It appeared that Tommy had done what no man should do; he had made love to two girls at once. For a long time all went well; but one day Tommy, being away from the sources of supply of cash (as a rule he transacted all his business in notes), wrote two cheques--the Nun specified the amounts, one being considerably larger than the other--placed them in two envelopes, and proceeded to address them wrongly. Each lady got the other lady's cheque, and--”Well, they wanted to know about it,” said the Nun, with a pensive smile. So, being acquaintances, they laid their heads together, and the next time Tommy (who had never discovered his mistake) asked lady number one to dinner, she asked lady number two, ”and when Tommy arrived,” said the Nun, ”they told him he'd find it cheaper that way, because there'd only be one tip for the waiter!” The Nun, having reached her point, gave a curiously pretty little gurgle of laughter.

”Rather neat!” said Billy Foot. ”And did they chuck him?”

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