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When I had done this at great length, I cried triumphantly, ”Does that at last convince you?” And, with that, I once more entered Lineland, taking up the same position as before.

But the Monarch replied, ”If you were a Man of sense -- though, as you appear to have only one voice I have little doubt you are not a Man but a Woman -- but, if you had a particle of sense, you would listen to reason. You ask me to believe that there is another Line besides that which my senses indicate, and another motion besides that of which I am daily conscious. I, in return, ask you to describe in words or indicate by motion that other Line of which you speak. Instead of moving, you merely exercise some magic art of vanis.h.i.+ng and returning to sight; and instead of any lucid description of your new World, you simply tell me the numbers and sizes of some forty of my retinue, facts known to any child in my capital. Can anything be more irrational or audacious? Acknowledge your folly or depart from my dominions.”

Furious at his perversity, and especially indignant that he professed to be ignorant of my s.e.x, I retorted in no measured terms, ”Besotted Being! You think yourself the perfection of existence, while you are in reality the most imperfect and imbecile. You profess to see, whereas you can see nothing but a Point! You plume yourself on inferring the existence of a Straight Line; but I CAN SEE Straight Lines, and infer the existence of Angles, Triangles, Squares, Pentagons, Hexagons, and even Circles. Why waste more words? Suffice it that I am the completion of your incomplete self. You are a Line, but I am a Line of Lines, called in my country a Square: and even I, infinitely superior though I am to you, am of little account among the great n.o.bles of Flatland, whence I have come to visit you, in the hope of enlightening your ignorance.”

Hearing these words the King advanced towards me with a menacing cry as if to pierce me through the diagonal; and in that same moment there arose from myriads of his subjects a mult.i.tudinous war-cry, increasing in vehemence till at last methought it rivalled the roar of an army of a hundred thousand Isosceles, and the artillery of a thousand Pentagons. Spell-bound and motionless, I could neither speak nor move to avert the impending destruction; and still the noise grew louder, and the King came closer, when I awoke to find the breakfast-bell recalling me to the realities of Flatland.

Section 15. Concerning a Stranger from s.p.a.celand From dreams I proceed to facts.

It was the last day of the 1999th year of our era. The pattering of the rain had long ago announced nightfall; and I was sitting in the company of my wife, musing on the events of the past and the prospects of the coming year, the coming century, the coming Millennium.

[Note: When I say ”sitting”, of course I do not mean any change of att.i.tude such as you in s.p.a.celand signify by that word; for as we have no feet, we can no more ”sit” nor ”stand” (in your sense of the word) than one of your soles or flounders.

Nevertheless, we perfectly well recognize the different mental states of volition implied in ”lying”, ”sitting”, and ”standing”, which are to some extent indicated to a beholder by a slight increase of l.u.s.tre corresponding to the increase of volition.

But on this, and a thousand other kindred subjects, time forbids me to dwell.]

My four Sons and two orphan Grandchildren had retired to their several apartments; and my wife alone remained with me to see the old Millennium out and the new one in.

I was rapt in thought, pondering in my mind some words that had casually issued from the mouth of my youngest Grandson, a most promising young Hexagon of unusual brilliancy and perfect angularity. His uncles and I had been giving him his usual practical lesson in Sight Recognition, turning ourselves upon our centres, now rapidly, now more slowly, and questioning him as to our positions; and his answers had been so satisfactory that I had been induced to reward him by giving him a few hints on Arithmetic, as applied to Geometry.

Taking nine Squares, each an inch every way, I had put them together so as to make one large Square, with a side of three inches, and I had hence proved to my little Grandson that -- though it was impossible for us to SEE the inside of the Square -- yet we might ascertain the number of square inches in a Square by simply squaring the number of inches in the side: ”and thus,” said I, ”we know that 3^2, or 9, represents the number of square inches in a Square whose side is 3 inches long.”

The little Hexagon meditated on this a while and then said to me; ”But you have been teaching me to raise numbers to the third power: I suppose 3^3 must mean something in Geometry; what does it mean?” ”Nothing at all,” replied I, ”not at least in Geometry; for Geometry has only Two Dimensions.” And then I began to shew the boy how a Point by moving through a length of three inches makes a Line of three inches, which may be represented by 3; and how a Line of three inches, moving parallel to itself through a length of three inches, makes a Square of three inches every way, which may be represented by 3^2.

Upon this, my Grandson, again returning to his former suggestion, took me up rather suddenly and exclaimed, ”Well, then, if a Point by moving three inches, makes a Line of three inches represented by 3; and if a straight Line of three inches, moving parallel to itself, makes a Square of three inches every way, represented by 3^2; it must be that a Square of three inches every way, moving somehow parallel to itself (but I don't see how) must make Something else (but I don't see what) of three inches every way -- and this must be represented by 3^3.”

”Go to bed,” said I, a little ruffled by this interruption: ”if you would talk less nonsense, you would remember more sense.”

So my Grandson had disappeared in disgrace; and there I sat by my Wife's side, endeavouring to form a retrospect of the year 1999 and of the possibilities of the year 2000, but not quite able to shake off the thoughts suggested by the prattle of my bright little Hexagon. Only a few sands now remained in the half-hour gla.s.s. Rousing myself from my reverie I turned the gla.s.s Northward for the last time in the old Millennium; and in the act, I exclaimed aloud, ”The boy is a fool.”

Straightway I became conscious of a Presence in the room, and a chilling breath thrilled through my very being. ”He is no such thing,” cried my Wife, ”and you are breaking the Commandments in thus dishonouring your own Grandson.” But I took no notice of her. Looking round in every direction I could see nothing; yet still I FELT a Presence, and s.h.i.+vered as the cold whisper came again. I started up. ”What is the matter?” said my Wife, ”there is no draught; what are you looking for? There is nothing.” There was nothing; and I resumed my seat, again exclaiming, ”The boy is a fool, I say; 3^3 can have no meaning in Geometry.” At once there came a distinctly audible reply, ”The boy is not a fool; and 3^3 has an obvious Geometrical meaning.”

My Wife as well as myself heard the words, although she did not understand their meaning, and both of us sprang forward in the direction of the sound. What was our horror when we saw before us a Figure! At the first glance it appeared to be a Woman, seen sideways; but a moment's observation shewed me that the extremities pa.s.sed into dimness too rapidly to represent one of the Female s.e.x; and I should have thought it a Circle, only that it seemed to change its size in a manner impossible for a Circle or for any regular Figure of which I had had experience.

But my Wife had not my experience, nor the coolness necessary to note these characteristics. With the usual hastiness and unreasoning jealousy of her s.e.x, she flew at once to the conclusion that a Woman had entered the house through some small aperture. ”How comes this person here?” she exclaimed, ”you promised me, my dear, that there should be no ventilators in our new house.” ”Nor are there any,” said I; ”but what makes you think that the stranger is a Woman? I see by my power of Sight Recognition ----” ”Oh, I have no patience with your Sight Recognition,” replied she, ”'Feeling is believing' and 'A Straight Line to the touch is worth a Circle to the sight'” -- two Proverbs, very common with the Frailer s.e.x in Flatland.

”Well,” said I, for I was afraid of irritating her, ”if it must be so, demand an introduction.” a.s.suming her most gracious manner, my Wife advanced towards the Stranger, ”Permit me, Madam, to feel and be felt by ----” then, suddenly recoiling, ”Oh! it is not a Woman, and there are no angles either, not a trace of one. Can it be that I have so misbehaved to a perfect Circle?”

”I am indeed, in a certain sense a Circle,” replied the Voice, ”and a more perfect Circle than any in Flatland; but to speak more accurately, I am many Circles in one.” Then he added more mildly, ”I have a message, dear Madam, to your husband, which I must not deliver in your presence; and, if you would suffer us to retire for a few minutes ----” But my Wife would not listen to the proposal that our august Visitor should so incommode himself, and a.s.suring the Circle that the hour of her own retirement had long pa.s.sed, with many reiterated apologies for her recent indiscretion, she at last retreated to her apartment.

I glanced at the half-hour gla.s.s. The last sands had fallen. The third Millennium had begun.

Section 16. How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of s.p.a.celand As soon as the sound of the Peace-cry of my departing Wife had died away, I began to approach the Stranger with the intention of taking a nearer view and of bidding him be seated: but his appearance struck me dumb and motionless with astonishment. Without the slightest symptoms of angularity he nevertheless varied every instant with gradations of size and brightness scarcely possible for any Figure within the scope of my experience. The thought flashed across me that I might have before me a burglar or cut-throat, some monstrous Irregular Isosceles, who, by feigning the voice of a Circle, had obtained admission somehow into the house, and was now preparing to stab me with his acute angle.

In a sitting-room, the absence of Fog (and the season happened to be remarkably dry), made it difficult for me to trust to Sight Recognition, especially at the short distance at which I was standing. Desperate with fear, I rushed forward with an unceremonious, ”You must permit me, Sir --” and felt him. My Wife was right. There was not the trace of an angle, not the slightest roughness or inequality: never in my life had I met with a more perfect Circle. He remained motionless while I walked round him, beginning from his eye and returning to it again. Circular he was throughout, a perfectly satisfactory Circle; there could not be a doubt of it. Then followed a dialogue, which I will endeavour to set down as near as I can recollect it, omitting only some of my profuse apologies -- for I was covered with shame and humiliation that I, a Square, should have been guilty of the impertinence of feeling a Circle. It was commenced by the Stranger with some impatience at the lengthiness of my introductory process.

STRANGER. Have you felt me enough by this time? Are you not introduced to me yet?

I. Most ill.u.s.trious Sir, excuse my awkwardness, which arises not from ignorance of the usages of polite society, but from a little surprise and nervousness, consequent on this somewhat unexpected visit. And I beseech you to reveal my indiscretion to no one, and especially not to my Wife. But before your Lords.h.i.+p enters into further communications, would he deign to satisfy the curiosity of one who would gladly know whence his Visitor came?

STRANGER. From s.p.a.ce, from s.p.a.ce, Sir: whence else?

I. Pardon me, my Lord, but is not your Lords.h.i.+p already in s.p.a.ce, your Lords.h.i.+p and his humble servant, even at this moment?

STRANGER. Pooh! what do you know of s.p.a.ce? Define s.p.a.ce.

I. s.p.a.ce, my Lord, is height and breadth indefinitely prolonged.

STRANGER. Exactly: you see you do not even know what s.p.a.ce is. You think it is of Two Dimensions only; but I have come to announce to you a Third -- height, breadth, and length.

I. Your Lords.h.i.+p is pleased to be merry. We also speak of length and height, or breadth and thickness, thus denoting Two Dimensions by four names.

STRANGER. But I mean not only three names, but Three Dimensions.

I. Would your Lords.h.i.+p indicate or explain to me in what direction is the Third Dimension, unknown to me?

STRANGER. I came from it. It is up above and down below.

I. My Lord means seemingly that it is Northward and Southward.

STRANGER. I mean nothing of the kind. I mean a direction in which you cannot look, because you have no eye in your side.

I. Pardon me, my Lord, a moment's inspection will convince your Lords.h.i.+p that I have a perfect luminary at the juncture of two of my sides.

STRANGER. Yes: but in order to see into s.p.a.ce you ought to have an eye, not on your Perimeter, but on your side, that is, on what you would probably call your inside; but we in s.p.a.celand should call it your side.

I. An eye in my inside! An eye in my stomach! Your Lords.h.i.+p jests.

STRANGER. I am in no jesting humour. I tell you that I come from s.p.a.ce, or, since you will not understand what s.p.a.ce means, from the Land of Three Dimensions whence I but lately looked down upon your Plane which you call s.p.a.ce forsooth. From that position of advantage I discerned all that you speak of as SOLID (by which you mean ”enclosed on four sides”), your houses, your churches, your very chests and safes, yes even your insides and stomachs, all lying open and exposed to my view.

I. Such a.s.sertions are easily made, my Lord.

STRANGER. But not easily proved, you mean. But I mean to prove mine.

When I descended here, I saw your four Sons, the Pentagons, each in his apartment, and your two Grandsons the Hexagons; I saw your youngest Hexagon remain a while with you and then retire to his room, leaving you and your Wife alone. I saw your Isosceles servants, three in number, in the kitchen at supper, and the little Page in the scullery. Then I came here, and how do you think I came?

I. Through the roof, I suppose.

STRANGER. Not so. Your roof, as you know very well, has been recently repaired, and has no aperture by which even a Woman could penetrate. I tell you I come from s.p.a.ce. Are you not convinced by what I have told you of your children and household?

I. Your Lords.h.i.+p must be aware that such facts touching the belongings of his humble servant might be easily ascertained by any one in the neighbourhood possessing your Lords.h.i.+p's ample means of obtaining information.

STRANGER. (TO HIMSELF.) What must I do? Stay; one more argument suggests itself to me. When you see a Straight Line -- your wife, for example -- how many Dimensions do you attribute to her?

I. Your Lords.h.i.+p would treat me as if I were one of the vulgar who, being ignorant of Mathematics, suppose that a Woman is really a Straight Line, and only of One Dimension. No, no, my Lord; we Squares are better advised, and are as well aware as your Lords.h.i.+p that a Woman, though popularly called a Straight Line, is, really and scientifically, a very thin Parallelogram, possessing Two Dimensions, like the rest of us, viz., length and breadth (or thickness).

STRANGER. But the very fact that a Line is visible implies that it possesses yet another Dimension.