Part 21 (1/2)

”I see that you are doing your best,” said Rodolphe. ”I will take away these treasures, but if I get thirty sous out of them I shall regard it as the thirteenth labor of Hercules.”

After having covered about four leagues Rodolphe, by the aid of an eloquence of which he had the secret on great occasions, succeeded in getting his washerwoman to lend him two francs on the volumes of poetry, the romances and the bust of Monsieur Barrot.

”Come,” said he, as he recrossed the Seine, ”here is the sauce, now I must find the dish itself. Suppose I go to my uncle.”

Half an hour later he was at his Uncle Monetti's, who read upon his nephew's face what was the matter. Hence he put himself on guard and forestalled any request by a series of complaints, such as:

”Times are hard, bread is dear, debtors do not pay up, rents are terribly high, commerce decaying, &c., &c.,” all the hypocritical litany of shopkeepers.

”Would you believe it,” said the uncle, ”that I have been forced to borrow money from my shopman to meet a bill?”

”You should have sent to me,” said Rodolphe. ”I would have lent it you, I received two hundred francs three days ago.”

”Thanks, my lad,” said the uncle, ”but you have need of your fortune.

Ah! whilst you are here, you might, you who write such a good hand, copy out some bills for me that I want to send out.”

”My five francs are going to cost me dear,” said Rodolphe to himself, setting about the task, which he condensed.

”My dear uncle,” said he to Monetti, ”I know how fond you are of music and I have brought you some concert tickets.”

”You are very kind, my boy. Will you stay to dinner?”

”Thanks, uncle, but I am expected at dinner in the Faubourg Saint Germain, indeed, I am rather put out about it for I have not time to run home and get the money to buy gloves.”

”You have no gloves, shall I lend you mine?” said his uncle.

”Thanks, we do not take the same size, only you would greatly oblige me by the loan of--”

”Twenty nine sous to buy a pair? Certainly, my boy, here you are. When one goes into society one should be well dressed. Better be envied than pitied, as your aunt used to say. Come, I see you are getting on in the world, so much the better. I would have given you more,” he went on, ”but it is all I have in the till. I should have to go upstairs and I cannot leave the shop, customers drop in every moment.”

”You were saying that business was not flouris.h.i.+ng?”

Uncle Monetti pretended not to hear, and said to his nephew who was pocketing the twenty nine sous:

”Do not be in a hurry about repayment.”

”What a screw,” said Rodolphe, bolting. ”Ah!” he continued, ”there are still thirty-one sous lacking. Where am I to find them? I know, let's be off to the crossroads of Providence.”

This was the name bestowed by Rodolphe on the most central point in Paris, that is to say, the Palais Royal, a spot where it is almost impossible to remain ten minutes without meeting ten people of one's acquaintance, creditors above all. Rodolphe therefore went and stationed himself at the entrance to the Palais Royal. This time Providence was long in coming. At last Rodolphe caught sight of it. Providence had a white hat, a green coat, and a gold headed cane--a well dressed Providence.

It was a rich and obliging fellow, although a phalansterian.

”I am delighted to see you,” said he to Rodolphe, ”come and walk a little way with me; we can have a talk.”

”So I am to have the infliction of the phalanstere,” murmured Rodolphe, suffering himself to be led away from the wearer of the white hat, who, indeed, phalanstered him to the utmost.

As they drew near the Pont des Arts Rodolphe said to his companion--