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My name is Shen Can. Shen is Shen Zhi's real name. The first day of the Dao Path.
I always thought that Master gave me the Heaven's Pride — this was in hopes that I would be able to get a glimpse of the supreme dao, becoming one with the world, number one in the world.
It was just that after I was drunk, a Big Brother told me, ”What's with this' one with the world '? Every day is the number added, and this old man's heart aches for the mountain to add another set of bowl and chopsticks. ”
I am an orphan, picked up by my master from the bottom of the mountain. It is said that when I first met you, I was just a skinny, dying baby. Master saw that my bones were extraordinary and that I was a martial arts prodigy that only appeared once in a hundred years. Moreover, the moment the two met, it was a good fate, so he brought me up the mountain.
However, the eldest senior brother later told me, ”This old man used this reason to trick your second senior brother and me into coming to the mountain. He also said that I could save Earth, damn it all, after all these years. ”
Anyway, I have a home.
Have you ever heard of a flying sword coming out of Mount Shu?
That's right! We are the Heavenly Mountain Sword Sect next door to the Mount Shu Sword Sect.
The Heavenly Mountain Sword Sect is also one of the more famous and respectable sects in the martial arts world, even though we are the only four people in the entire sect.
My master is called Jiang Li. His face is thin and he has several long whiskers under his chin. I do not know anything about Master, because he has lived with us on the mountain since I was old enough to know.
The eldest senior brother's name was Zhao Daji, and he had the wisdom and wisdom of guarding the beginning of time. His appearance was that of a passer-by, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, without any special features. One day, when he was taking a shower, he secretly lifted his clothes to show me his chest, and I realized that he was not only Big Wisdom but also a large mole.
Second senior brother's name was Li Ruo Fu, the foolish fool, and his dao name was Worryfree. Compared to the eldest senior brother, the second senior brother was much more handsome. Her skin was fair, her eyebrows were like swords, and her eyes were like stars. Of course, he's still a lot worse than my Celestial Mountain Jade Lord.
Eldest senior brother and second senior brother were the same as me. They were both picked up by Master from the foot of the mountain. It was just that the names of these two people with intermittent epilepsy and brainless brain seemed to be more suited to be a bit different from each other. Zhao Dagang, Li Wizhi.
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”Flying Sword emerging from Mount Shu! How domineering. ”
Ever since I was young, I have yearned for Mount Shu next door. Furthermore, I have diligently trained in the which was bestowed upon me by my master.
When I was eight years old, a genius like me opened up all the meridians in my body and used my Qi to control the sword. However, before my flying sword could fly out of the mountain, I was caught by second senior brother and beaten.
Second senior brother told me, ”Damn it, the state is very strict on controlling tools these days. It's been decades since the world saw a flying sword coming out of Mount Shu. Don't you see they're developing tourism and ecological farms now? In the current era, one could not casually use a sword. Your flying sword went out, and the Town Security came in. They were a group of people that even the Earth Realm experts were afraid of, and they were known as the most powerful army in the country. It is said that a few days ago, a disciple of the Green Cloud Sect set up a stall by the side of the road.
I was secretly surprised. The martial arts world nowadays doesn't seem to be that easy to deal with.
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On the day of my sixteenth birthday, the three of them prepared a sumptuous breakfast for me. There was the Golden Tailed Carp in the mountain stream, the Azure Python in the mountain forest, and the Red Talon in the sky. They were all delicious and nutritious.
The master at the table asked us what our dreams were.
The Eldest Senior Brother said, ”When I was young, my dream wasn't to become a scientist pilot. I wanted to become a child of a landowner's family, with thousands of acres of good farmland. I didn't learn anything and brought a bunch of dog slaves to take advantage of the girls.”
When these words came out, his Master was so angry that she stroked her beard and said angrily, ”You can't teach a child.”
Second Senior Martial Brother looked at his Master's shifting gaze and said seriously, ”Money and beauties.”
His Master was so angry that she knocked on his head twice with her chopsticks.
Second senior brother seemed to have suddenly had an epiphany and quickly said, ”Success is success, a bunch of wives and concubines!”
The eldest senior brother secretly gave a Like to the second senior brother. As for me, I wasn't ashamed of second senior brother's shamelessness. I stealthily moved my butt a little bit further away from him.
At this moment, Master turned his head to look at me.
I stood up and said righteously, ”A sword comes from the Heaven Mountain, and its name is well-known throughout the world.”
”The martial arts world ah, the martial arts world, wherever there are people there will be martial arts world. However, who would have known that the people in the human heart were sinister and that the martial arts world was a deep place? Those who wish to roam the Jianghu are mostly drowned by the water while they were skipping. ”
His Master seemed to have thought of something, and sighed before saying, ”Okay okay, today is your birthday. ”Let's not talk about anything else. Eat, eat.”
Since Master has given me the order, I naturally would rather obey. Furthermore, I am well aware that my two senior brothers are wolfing down their food like a tornado. I will not be courteous at all. Beef, fish soup and bird's wings filled a big bowl. Otherwise, a few clicks later, I guess the only way is to sit and drool.
I ate the meat and drank the soup in big gulps, but there was no movement from the table. I couldn't help but feel that it was strange. I raised my head and saw that my master and seniors hadn't touched their bowls and chopsticks as they looked at me with smiles on their faces.
I felt a chill in my heart, a sense of crisis.
The next moment I felt dizzy, my eyelids heavy as iron, and then I passed out.
Before I passed out, I had been thinking about two words: Malegorb.
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When I woke up it was noon and the sun was high in the sky.
My master sat at the table, my two senior brothers sat beside me, and I lay tied up in bed, unable to move.
First I checked my clothes with my eyes. Luckily, they were still intact.
Then my ass constricted and my chrysanthemum tightened, and I rubbed my butt against the bed. Fortunately, his butt didn't hurt, but his chastity was still there.
”Master, what are you doing?!” I gnashed my teeth as I spoke.
F * ck, these three bastards have done this too many times, it still gives laozi a headache.
”Ah Can, do you know what day it is today?”
”It's my birthday.”
”Yes, today is your birthday, your sixteenth birthday.” Master's voice was somewhat aged, ”You are already sixteen, and you are gradually growing up. Master is also getting old. You don't need to hide behind your master anymore. As a man, it's time for you to take responsibility for your shoulders — All right! Go, pull out the spirit sword from the Sword Smelting Mountain, and inherit the position of the Sect Leader of my Skysword Sect. ”
When I heard this, I immediately fell flat. The entire sword faction owes me over 10 million yuan in debt, I don't even want to be the sect master.
”Master, I am not the Sect Master. I can't, I can't, I'm not suitable. ” If I wasn't tied up at this moment, I would have rushed over to hug my Master's thigh.
”Master, please let eldest senior brother be the sect master. Although he wasn't as handsome or as stupid as me, he was still the eldest senior brother. The sect leader should be the leader. ”