Part 22 (2/2)

”Go ahead,” said Welton, unexpectedly.

III

Bob went on to Los Angeles with the sprightly Baker. At first glance the city seemed to him like any other. Then, as he wandered its streets, the marvel and vigour and humour of the place seized on him.

”Don't you suppose I see the joke?” complained Baker at the end of one of their long trolley rides. ”Just get onto that house; it looks like a mission-style switch engine. And the one next to it, built to shed snow.

Funny! sure it's funny. But you ain't talking to me! It's alive! Those fellows wanted something different from anybody else--so does everybody.

After they'd used up the regular styles, they had to make 'em up out of the fresh air. But anyway, they weren't satisfied just to copy Si Golosh's idea of a Noah's Ark chicken coop.”

They stopped opposite very elaborate and impressive iron gates opening across a graded street. These gates were supported by a pair of stone towers crowned with tiles. A smaller pair of towers and gates guarded the concrete sidewalk. As a matter of fact, all these barriers enclosed nothing, for even in the remote possibility that the inquiring visitor should find them shut, an insignificant detour would circ.u.mvent their fenceless flanks.

”Maudsley Court,” Bob read sculptured on one of the towers.

”That makes this particular subdivision mighty exclusive,” grinned Baker. ”Now if you were a homeseeker wouldn't you love to bring your dinner pail back to the cawstle every night?”

Bob peered down the single street. It was graded, guttered and sidewalked. A small sentry box labelled ”office,” and inscribed with glowing eulogiums, occupied a strategic position near the gates. From this house Bob immediately became aware of close scrutiny by a man half concealed by the indoor dimness.

”The spider,” said Baker. ”He's onto us big as a house. He can spot a yap at four hundred yards' range, and you bet they don't get much nearer than that alone.”

A huge sign shrieked of Maudsley Court. ”Get a grin!” was its first advice.

”They all try for a catchword--every one of 'em,” explained Baker.

”You'll see all kinds in the ads; some pretty good, most of 'em rotten.”

”They seem to have made a start, anyway,” observed Bob, indicating a new cottage half way down the street. It was a super-artistic structure, exhibiting the ends of huge brown beams at all points. Baker laughed.

”That's what it's intended to seem,” said he. ”That's the come-on house.

It's built by the spider. It's stick-um for the flies. 'This is going to be a high-brow proposition,' says the intending purchaser; 'look at the beautiful house already up. I must join this young and thriving colony.'

Hence this settled look.”

He waved his hand abroad. Dotted over the low, rounded hills of the charming landscapes were new and modern bungalows. They were s.p.a.ced widely, and each was flanked by an advertising board and guarded by a pair of gates shutting their private thoroughfares from the country highways. Between them showed green the new crops.

”Nine out of ten come-on houses,” said Baker, ”and all exclusive. If you can't afford iron gates, you can at least put up a pair of s.h.i.+ngled pillars. It's the game.”

”Will these lots ever be sold?” asked Bob.

”Out here, yes,” replied Baker. ”That's part of the joke. The methods are on the blink, but the goods insist on delivering themselves. Most of these fellows are just bunks or optimists. All hands are surprised when things turn out right. But if _all_ the lots are ever sold, Los Angeles will have a population of five million.”

They boarded an inward-bound trolley. Bob read the devices as they flashed past. ”Hill-top Acres,” he read near a street plastered against an apparently perpendicular hill. ”Buy before the rise!” advised this man's rival at its foot. The true suburbs strung by in a panorama of strange little houses--imitation Swiss chalets jostling b.a.s.t.a.r.d Moorish, cobblestones elbowing plaster--a bewildering succession of forced effects. Baker caught Bob's expression.

”These are workingmen's and small clerks' houses,” he said quietly.

”Pretty bad, eh? But they're trying. Remember what they lived in back East.”

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