Part 32 (1/2)

Doesn't that just describe it, though--that 'wop with a wiggle between'?”

”As good as a thousand feet of film,” says I. ”Kip must have had some of this fun himself. Here comes a wop for us. There! Great, eh?”

I hope I made it convincin'; but, as a matter of fact, I had to force the enthusiasm a bit.

Not that I was scared, exactly: but now and then, when the _Agnes_ sidled downhill and buried the whole front end of her in a wave that looked like a side elevation of the Flatiron Building, I'd have a panicky thought as to whether some time she wouldn't forget to come up again.

She never did, though. No matter how hard she was soused under, she'd shake it off with a s.h.i.+ver and go on climbin' up again patient. There was several vacant chairs at the dinner-table, and when I finally crawled into my bunk about 9:30 I had to brace myself to keep from bein' slopped out on the floor.

I was wonderin' whether I'd be too sick to answer the s.h.i.+pwreck call when it came, and I tried to figure out how I'd feel bouncin' around on them skysc.r.a.per waves draped in thin pajamas and a life belt, until I must have dropped off to sleep.

And, take it from me, when I woke up and saw the good old suns.h.i.+ne streamin' in through the porthole, and discovered that I was still alive and had an appet.i.te for breakfast, I was as thankful a private sec. as ever tore open a pay envelope.

By the time I got dressed and found that the Agnes was doin' only the gentle wallow act, with the wop and wiggle left out, I begun to get chesty. I decides that I'm some grand little sailor myself, and I looks around for a willin' ear that I can whisper the news into.

The only person on deck, though, is Captain Rupert Killam, who's pacin'

up and down, lookin' mysterious, as usual.

”Well, Cap,” says I. ”Looked like it was goin' to be a little rough for a spell there last night, eh?”

”Rough?” says he. ”Oh, we did have a little bobble off Hatteras--just a bobble.”

”Huh!” says I. ”I don't expect you'd admit anything's happenin' until a boat begins to turn flip-flops. Do you know, Rupert, there's times when you make me sad in the spine. Honest, now, you didn't invent the ocean, did you?”

But Rupert just stares haughty and walks off.

I've been afraid all along he didn't appreciate me; in fact, ever since he first showed up at the Corrugated, and I kidded him about his buried treasure tale, he's looked on me with a cold and suspicious eye.

Course, that's his specialty, workin' up suspicions. He's been at it right along, ever since the _Agnes_ was tied loose from her pier, and outside of Auntie and Mr. Ellins, who are backin' this treasure hunt, I don't think there's a single party aboard that he hasn't given the sleuthy once-over to.

I understand he was dead set against takin' any outsiders along from the first, even protestin' against Mrs. Mumford and old Professor Leonidas Barr. I expect his merry little idea is that they might get their heads together, steal the map showin' where all that pirate gold is buried, murder the rest of us, and dig up the loot themselves.

Something like that.

Anyway, Rupert is always snoopin' around, bobbin' out unexpected and p.u.s.s.y-footin' up behind you when you're talkin' to anyone. I didn't notice his antics the first day or so, but after that he sort of got on my nerves--specially after the weather quit actin' up and it come off warmer. Then folks got thicker on the rear deck. Mrs. Mumford with her crochet, Auntie with her correspondence pad, the Professor with his books, and so on, which was why me and Vee took to huntin' for little nooks where we could have private chats. You know how it is.

There was one place 'way up in the bow, between the big anchors, and another on the little boat deck, right back of the bridge. But, just as we'd get nicely settled, we'd hear a creak-creak, and here would come Rupert nosing around.

”Lookin' for anybody special?” I'd ask him.

”Why--er--no,” says Rupert.

”Then you'll find 'em in the main saloon,” says I, ”two flights down.

Mind your step.”

But you couldn't discourage Captain Killam that way. Next time it would be the same old story.

”Of all the gutta-percha ears!” says I to Vee. ”He must think we're plottin' something deep.”

”Let's pretend we are,” says Vee.

”Or give him a steer that'll keep him busy, eh?” says I.