3 Meet Greg! Our Good for Nothing MC! (1/2)
”So, this is our first actual volume, huh?”
”Yes Greg! You can bask in the glory!”
”FINALLY!”
”Well, didn't you have something to say?”
”Thank you Sean, for reminding that. Readers! We got our real first volume. And in these chapters, we will go a bit back; back to the beginning. So enjoy!”
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Hunter; The world's most popular job site. Millions of people were already the members since its arrival. The job varied from small to big; temporary to permanent. Some enjoyed great success from the jobs they were able to secure through this, while some, well, sucked at it! But there were a small portion of the world's population who just wanted money from time to time, just to have their ends meet. Basically, they did odd jobs. The creator of this site called those people- Job Hunters.
”So, what have we got today? Lawn mowing? Nah! I want something exciting! Let's see- Be a crash test dummy? What kind of a job is that? Buy one dummy for that, you dummies! Oh! It pays well! But, I can't use my tools over there. You know what? None of today's jobs suits me! So, I'm going to take an off day-”
”Not that easily!”
”Crazy old woman? How did you enter my apartment?”
”Greg, did you really thought that I don't have a spare key for your apartment?”
”Eww, woman! Are you a stalker or something? You are weird!”
”Don't mislead people like that- I'm just your landlord!”
”What people?”
”Wh- The ones that you're talking to- The Rea-”
”I'm just kidding, old woman! And a fun fact, just because you can sense them, ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING STALE, YOU BITCH?”
”Hey! I'm an old woman! Give me some respect on that respect!”
”You don't deserve respect!”
”Ah! (sob) Go on! After all that I've did to you-”
”The emotional blackmail won't work on me, you stupid woman!”
”Well then, leave the apartment then! You haven't even given the rent for months. I've extended the timeline month after month- but I never got the money! If you leave the apartment, maybe I can extend my business over this floor too. HEY! Where're you going?”
”WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!”
Greg had already reached his old nearly broken down car. He got inside, started the car and went on his way.
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If you thought that's what happened, you couldn't be more wrong. Greg started the car, but he heard nothing from the car.
”Come on! Start, damn it! Don't go limp on me, baby!”
Well, that wasn't a surprise. After years and years of neglecting, overuse and smashing, that was meant to be. Greg lost count on how many times he made it to do over and over again. How could it be in its best shape? It was manhandled by the sadist that was Greg.
”Oy! Are we still talking about the car?”
Of course, we are!
”Stop there, Greg! Wait, you thought of escaping in the car? Well, I'll take my time coming down then.”
”Don't you dare make fun of my car, you old hag! You know what? Screw you! You'll go to the depths of hell!”
”I'll be taking you with me, Greg! Just wait for me to come down. You'll get the taste of hell-”
”Come on, my sweet heart! Do it for daddy! Start! Start!”
It was as if his prayers were answered. The car started and Greg escaped his landlady's clutches.
”Screw you, old hag! HAHAHAHAHA!”
”Wait up, Greg- Oh, he's gone. That shithead, he would never change.”
”Excuse me, are you Othwyn?”
A woman who looked like twenty-five approached the landlady. And yes, Othwyn is the landlady's name, however weird it is.
”Yes, and who are you?”
”Do you know a man named Greg? People said that I could know about this man by asking you.”
”Oh my, are you one of those girls that he cheated? He could be a bit of an asshole. Forgive his behavior. He's got no manners!”
”No, no, nothing like that!”
”Thank god! Well, if you're looking for Greg, he escaped from here just now. What is it? I could pass him the message.”
”I'll wait. This is something that I should say to him face-to-face.”
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Tyler Hendricks; many considered him as the future of US military. Of course, that was like fifteen years ago when US was not handed over to other countries by the idiot president. Fifteen years went past and now, military meant shit. They were the lap dogs of some foreign countries. Tyler, who showed his passion towards his home country was awarded the rank of Sergeant Major.
”Sir, the prince has arrived!”
”Wait, I'm coming.”
Prince Jugem; he was the prince of a small country over unknown location who was considering to come to America as a foreign exchange student. But the thing was that Jugem was known for his stupidity far and wide.
”Really! These are hard times. A sergeant major escorting a blockhead!”
”Yo, uncle!”
”Uncle? Dude, you look almost the same age as me. Now, where's the stupid prince?”
”Hey!”
Someone jumped in.
”Don't call our prince a stupid idiot who know nothing about the world and a bitch who constantly babbles his mouth about something even though he know nothing! That is rude!”