Part 12 (1/2)

”There cannot be a more legitimate source of gratification to a virtuous and distinguished man,” said Don Quixote, ”than to have his good name celebrated during his lifetime, and circulated over different nations; I say his good name, for if it were otherwise than good, death in any shape would be preferable.”

To be represented otherwise than with approbation is worse than the worst of deaths.

There are as many different opinions as there are different tastes.

_Pedir cotufas en el golfo_, signifies to look for truffles in the sea, a proverb applicable to those who are too sanguine in their expectations and unreasonable in their desires.

”There is no necessity for recording actions which are prejudicial to the hero, without being essential to the history. It is not to be supposed that aeneas was in all his actions so pure as Virgil represents him, nor Ulysses so uniformly prudent as he is described by Homer.”

”True,” replied Sampson; ”but it is one thing to write as a poet, and another to write as an historian. The poet may say or sing, not as things were, but as they ought to have been; but the historian must pen them not as they ought to have been, but as they really were, without adding to or diminis.h.i.+ng aught from the truth.”

There is no human history that, does not contain reverses of fortune.

Let every man take care how he speaks or writes of honest people, and not set down at a venture the first thing that comes uppermost.

”Sancho, thou art an arch rogue,” replied Don Quixote, ”and in faith, upon some occasions, hast no want of memory.”

”Though I wanted ever so much to forget what my poor body has suffered,”

quoth Sancho, ”the tokens that are still fresh on my ribs would not let me.”

”Peace, Sancho,” said Don Quixote, ”and let signor bachelor proceed, that I may know what is further said of me in the history.”

”And of me too,” quoth Sancho, ”for I hear that I am one of the princ.i.p.al parsons in it.”

”Persons, not parsons, friend Sancho,” quoth Sampson.

”What, have we another corrector of words?” quoth Sancho; ”if we are to go on at this rate, we shall make slow work of it.”

”As sure as I live, Sancho,” answered the bachelor, ”you are the second person of the history; nay, there are those who had rather hear you talk than the finest fellow of them all; though there are also some who charge you with being too credulous in expecting the government of that island promised you by Signor Don Quixote, here present.”

”There is still suns.h.i.+ne on the wall,” quoth Don Quixote; ”and when Sancho is more advanced in age, with the experience that years bestow, he will be better qualified to be a governor than he is at present.”

”'Fore Gad! sir,” quoth Sancho, ”if I am not fit to govern an island at these years, I shall be no better, able at the age of Methusalem. The mischief of it is, that the said island sticks somewhere else, and not in my want of a headpiece to govern it.”

”Recommend the matter to G.o.d, Sancho,” said Don Quixote, ”and all will be well--perhaps better than thou mayst think; for not a leaf stirs on the tree without his permission.”

”That is very true,” quoth Sampson; ”and if it please G.o.d, Sancho will not want a thousand islands to govern, much less one.”

”I have seen governors ere now,” quoth Sancho, ”who, in my opinion, do not come up to the sole of my shoe; and yet they are called 'your lords.h.i.+p,' and eat their victuals upon plate.”

With hay or with straw it is all the same.

Much knowledge and a mature understanding are requisite for an historian.

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.

The wittiest person in the comedy is he that plays the fool.