Chapter 368 : Green Plum Meets Wine 19 (1/2)

After they got home, Shi Sheng snatched the keys from Yu Jiu and tossed him out.

But System just had to jump back out. Even if she didn’t open the door, it could still open by itself!

Yu Jiu once again helped himself in.

He took out the phone. “Xiaoxia-meimei, you don’t want this anymore?”

Shi Sheng silently turned towards her room. ‘It’s only 1k each, no big deal. Why would I give a shit?

…Don’t give a shit my arse!’

She suddenly turned around and held Yu Jiu down, giving him a good walloping. ‘This guy needs beatings to behave!’

Yu Jiu behaved himself much more after being taught a lesson—he stopped bugging her to go fiddle around with the phone.

“Hey, Xiaoxia-meimei, how do I use this? How come I can’t tap this?”

“Xiaoxia-meimei, is this a game? A simulation game[1]? I’ve never seen something like this even while I was overseas… Did you really meet aliens?”

“Xiaoxia-meimei…”

It was as if Yu Jiu was unable to stop speaking. It got to the point Shi Sheng just wanted to tie him up. ‘Where’s my(lz) sack?!’

Just as Shi Sheng was preparing to pull out a sack to shove him in, he suddenly dashed over and loomed above her menacingly.

His expression was solemn and serious. “Xiaoxia-meimei, would you believe me when I say that I’ll tell others about this if you still refuse to be with me?”

‘Where’s ma(lz) sword?!’

Her sword appeared, and she had it pressed against Yu Jiu’s neck before he could react. With a cold, dark smile on her face, she spoke, “Which do you think is faster: your mouth, or my sword?”

‘Everyone who’s ever threatened me(bbb) has already gone down to propose to the King of Hell’s daughters!’

“Just kidding! How could I bear to let Xiaoxia-meimei suffer? Xiaoxia-meimei, blades don’t have eyes, so please move it away.”

Only after a few seconds did Shi Sheng take her sword away. “I want to sleep.”

Yu Jiu immediately gave her a self-recommendation. “I can help you warm your bed.”

“Are you leaving or not?!” Shi Sheng glowered ferociously and pointed the sword at him. “If you don’t, I’mma fuckin’ mince you!”

“I’m going, I’m going! I’m going, okay?” Yu Jiu raised the phone and showed Shi Sheng the screen. “Though, before that, can you tell me what this is?”

On the pirated Taobao app, the first thing she saw was a picture of a pair of underwear.

Shi Sheng, “…” ‘Forgot this bugger showed everything…’

Shi Sheng pointed at the words and spoke, a slight curve to her lips. “Don’t you know how to read? Yu Jiu-gege, did you feed all your books to a dog? Come say it with me now: 1-year-old underwear. Value: Over RMB100. Distance: 5 metres.”

Yu Jiu stared at Shi Sheng, stunned. This reaction…was different from what he anticipated.

“Yu Jiu-gege, so you were this interested in female underwear?”

Yu Jiu’s ears suddenly flushed and he avoided her gaze. “Er… I’m only interested in you. En, go to bed, I’ll…just…go now…”

Yu Jiu practically ran out like he was escaping. ‘I must’ve gone stupid trying to tease someone who reads porn…in English no less!’

……

The next day, Shi Sheng found Yu Jiu sleeping on the sofa when she got up from bed. He was all curled up like a cat.

‘He’s much cuter asleep than awake.’

Shi Sheng picked up the phone that had slipped to the ground. It appeared Yu Jiu had been playing a game before he fell asleep.

The phone didn’t use electricity, but rather some unknown power source.

While she was looking at the phone, she didn’t notice that the person on the sofa had woken up. Suddenly, a hand grabbed her by the waist and tugged her over, pressing her down on the sofa.

“Morning, Xiaoxia-meimei.” Yu Jiu lay on top of her, his face brushing against her neck.

She could feel his body heat…as well as the hardness pressing against her.

Shi Sheng made to kick him. Yu Jiu spoke in a hoarse voice, “Xiaoxia-meimei, don’t move. Otherwise, I can’t guarantee that I won’t suddenly turn into a beast.”

‘Don’t worry. I’ll(lz) get you into a sack before that happens!’

[Chain Quest 5: Maintain this position for 20 minutes. Host, don’t resist, otherwise, there’ll be a punishment.]

‘Punishment? What kind of punishment?’